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Sordan Jnodgrass

@jsnod.bsky.social
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Just some random vato in Sandy Eggo named Sordan Jnodgrass. Skeptic. Skeptical of skeptics. Skeptical of skeptics who are skeptical of skeptics. #BanCars I make dumb music sometimes too: www.thesnodgrass.com

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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 10h
lol the schadenfreude
Meme using the "Best I can do" pawn shop format. Top caption reads: "Mission Hills NIMBYs: 'No housing at SPAWAR!!'" Two men in black polos stand behind a pawn shop counter. The man on the left gestures with an open hand while the man on the right looks down, shrugging. Bottom caption reads: "Developers: 'Best I can do is a data center.'"
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
don’t fuck with my mom she’ll fuckin gut you from crotch to sternum like a rainbow trout
my mom letting you know she’s done with your shit
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He’s best friends with former manager of the Mozarteum, Max Wanker
An older man with white hair, wearing a gray blazer over a purple sweater and light blue collared shirt, smiles as he talks to an interviewer seen from behind at the edge of the frame. He sits in front of a weathered green double door. A caption in the lower right reads "Max Wanker, Former Manager, Mozarteum."
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
damn they got me
Amazon “about me” list saying I’m a coffee hipster
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dude at norcal renfaire shaved a 6 pack into his hairy beer belly absolute fucking legend
dude at renfaire with horns on his head and a chain mail mid drift with his hairy belly hanging out but it has a 6-pack of abs shaved into itdude at renfaire with horns on his head and a chain mail mid drift with his hairy belly hanging out but it has a 6-pack of abs shaved into it
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
when your bro @drewvis619.bsky.social returns from belgium 🇧🇪
A bottle of Trappist Westvleteren 12 poured into a Chimay goblet
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lol wayne has an extreme breakout of magaface
Wayne Gretzky looking like he’s been ODing on MAGA
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
found him, he’s been beta testing world of warcraft: forever this whole time
Screenshot from World of Warcraft: a player character with the name 'Mittch Mcconnell' in blue text floating overhead. The character is a male Undead with pale skin, glowing yellow eyes, and dark purple hair, mouth open as if snarling. He wears an orange and cream chainmail tunic with teal leggings and spiked bracers, with a mace on his back. He is facing away from the camera toward another Undead character with maroon hair who carries a long wooden staff on their back. Behind them, a robed Undead NPC in red stands near a wooden bookshelf in a candlelit, dimly lit interior.
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Televangelist saying “Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.”
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
me irl
Dude wearing a “mai tai till I die” vest with another dude shredding his guitar in the background
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my neighborhood market used to have a VHS rental in the back and they’re still rocking these posters from 1992 over what is now a wine wall
**Shining Through (1992)**
Movie poster for "Shining Through" starring Michael Douglas and Melanie Griffith. Their faces are shown in a moody blue-and-black double-exposure style, with tagline "He needed to trust her with his secret. She had to trust him with her life."

**Medicine Man (1992)**
Movie poster for "Medicine Man" starring Sean Connery and Lorraine Bracco. The two stand together on a jungle ridge overlooking misty rainforest hills, with the pull quote "Spectacularly thrilling!" and the tagline "On the trail of an amazing discovery he finds an explosive adventure."

**White Men Can't Jump (1992)**
Movie poster for "White Men Can't Jump" starring Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson. The two lean against a chain-link fence in basketball gear, with the tagline "It ain't easy being white."

All three are shown hanging on wood-paneled walls above liquor store shelving stocked with wine, champagne, and spirits.
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
chillin
Chillin
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A hand written sign attached with twine to a green lamp post on the Cabrillo Bridge in Balboa Park, San Diego, CA. It reads: “Happy 6 month Iran war anniversary! I always knew it was more than a fling ❤️ “
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Leo pointing meme
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
fight fire with fire
Screenshot of an email from ‘Mike Ballas’ (b.mike.j@legacypointexitgroup.co), signed as Chairman of ‘Legacy Point,’ asking if the recipient (Jordan) is the right person to discuss a possible sale of ‘Bit Box,’ with three reply options for timing. Below it is a draft reply reading: ‘you want bit-box? it’s yours for 294857 billion dollars. lemme know i’ll give you my bank wiring instructions.’
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
anyone know the timeline of @panama66.bsky.social taking over this spot in @balboaparksf.bsky.social ?
Village Grill in Balboa Park San Diego
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
90 degree San Diego sundays require tacos, modelos, y micheladas.
Tacos and beer from el charito in barrio Logan
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
found a real life poop emoji in the wild!!! 💩
💩 in a field
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Stoked on these original Norm Daniels sketches scored at Tiki Oasis. First couple are Jungle Cruise, the second one eventually became a painting we purchased from him years ago. 3rd is El Cid statue in Balboa Park. Norm rules!!
Marker and ink sketch on tan paper of Disneyland’s Jungle Cruise boat dock, featuring a thatched tropical building with a tall lantern-topped post, a docked tour boat in the foreground, and a palm tree at left, with the structure and boat reflected in the water below. Signed “Norm Daniels” in the lower right.Marker sketch of Disneyland’s Jungle Cruise dock, showing a thatched-roof boathouse with hanging lanterns, a covered tour boat with bench seating moored at the loading dock, and crates stacked on the pier. Rendered in grayscale with warm gray tones and a palm tree silhouette in the background.Charcoal and pastel sketch on tan paper of the El Cid Campeador equestrian statue in Balboa Park, San Diego, depicting the mounted warrior figure raising a spear or banner overhead atop a stone pedestal, with bare tree branches sketched on either side. Signed “Norm” and dated in the lower right.
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
haven’t seen a good #NorthParking in a while @acbowen.bsky.social
Asshole blocking the sidewalk with their car because it doesn’t fucking fit in their driveway
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Haunted mansion Haunted mansion
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A large crowd fills Gallagher Square at Petco Park at dusk, facing a stage lit in pink and white with Death Cab For Cutie performing. The stage is topped with a “Sycuan” sponsor banner, and downtown San Diego high-rise buildings rise behind it against a fading blue-orange sky.
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
came across this sick ass lowrider check out the rims i bet some down ass foo lives here
A gray plastic trash bin covered in colorful graffiti tags (black, orange, green, and white spray paint) sits in a dirt alley beside greenery and a wood fence. The bin’s wheels have been replaced with chrome car-style rims. A yellow house and blue sky are visible in the background.
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A TV news/broadcast host with reddish-brown hair, wearing a dark suit and blue patterned tie, looking down with a furrowed, contemplative expression. A closed-caption box overlays the lower part of the image reading: “JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND I WANT THAT FOR ME.” A stone fireplace and TV studio ticker screens are visible in the background.
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
city blocking the bike lane but I’ll allow it since they’re installing fresh new bollards (they’ll probably last a month)
the city of San Diego installing new plastic bollards on the 30th Street Bike lanes in North Park, San Diego, CAthe city of San Diego installing new plastic bollards on the 30th Street Bike lanes in North Park, San Diego, CA
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
No joke last night I was scrolling through movies to watch and came across Merlin and was like “whoa I didn’t know Sam Neil was in this, seems like an odd movie for him to be in.” I didn’t end up watching it but now I’m gonna need to.
Merlin is a 1998 two-part television miniseries starring Sam Neill as Merlin, recounting the wizard's life in the mythic history of Britain. Loosely adapted from the legendary tales of Camelot, the plot adds the antagonistic Queen Mab and expands Merlin's backstory before the birth of King Arthur. The sequel Merlin's Apprentice followed in 2006.
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Switzerland’s coach looks like he knows how to exit vim
Switzerland’s coach I dunno his name
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
world cup fever!! i scored like 47 goals
A urinal at Bock in San Diego featuring a soccer-themed screen — a green pitch-patterned deodorizer mat with a miniature white goal and soccer ball, water flushing down from the rim above.
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
RIP this cool ass paining I bought at Tiki Oasis like 7 years ago
Expressionist oil painting depicting a skeletal pirate figure seated atop a glowing mound of treasure in a dark cave, rendered in loose, gestural brushwork with a moody palette of blacks, deep reds, and golden yellows. Inspired by the Pirates of the Caribbean attraction at Disneyland. Signed “Aaron” in the lower right corner.
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
@dicknixon.bsky.social
Framed black-and-white photograph labeled “Disneyland — Original 1950s Photograph,” priced at $450, displayed on an easel against a light blue embossed wallpaper. The photo shows Richard Nixon greeting a group of women and a young child near the Submarine attraction at Disneyland, with a hot air balloon gondola visible in the background. A price sign below reads “Original 1950s Disneyland Photographs $450.00 Each.”
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
bro no one cares
A news screenshot showing a man in a gray suit smiling at a press conference podium with an LA Kings logo microphone, set against an LA Kings branded backdrop. The headline reads: “Kings new coach Laviolette corrects pronunciation of San Diego in ‘Anchorman’ reference.”
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
a year ago this week: a couple of yanks taking the piss on a couple of brits. peveril on the peak, manchester, uk
a couple of yanks taking the piss on a couple of brits. peveril on the peak, manchester, uk
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
vote for obama you cowards
A close-up photo of a California ballot showing three candidates listed with their party preferences. The candidates are Mauro Alberto Orozco (Small Business Owner, Party Preference: None), Barack D. Obama Shaw (Business Owner, Party Preference: DEM), and Antonio Villaraigosa (Housing Affordability Advocate, Party Preference: DEM). Each name has an unfilled oval bubble to its left for marking a selection.
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
hell yah found a sick tiki bar in world of warcraft. the decor is legit, menu looks good, bartender is blitzed out of his goddamned mind
The exterior of the tiki bar structure on Hot Tear Island under a dramatic stormy sky. The building features a wide, curved wooden roof, three carved tiki masks mounted across the front facade, and tiki totem columns on either side. A player character in mushroom-themed gear stands in front, holding a glowing blue lightning orb in one hand and a golden light in the other, with palm trees visible to the right.The vendor menu for Zin’nin, a Shaman NPC on Hot Tear Island. Five tropical drinks are available for purchase, each priced at 3 gold and 24 silver: Tiki Tumbler (shown as a mug), Mojo’ito (a green bottled drink with citrus), Bijou on the Beach (served in a pineapple vessel), Grotto Punch (in a bamboo cup), and Jani Juice (in a woven cup). A sixth item slot appears locked or unavailable.A World of Warcraft Troll NPC bartender standing behind a bar on Hot Tear Island. He has spiked blonde hair, blue sunglasses, and purple facial markings. He’s dressed in a blue tropical shirt with an open chest, a red flower lei, red board shorts with a purple sash, and crystal bracelets on each wrist. He leans forward on the bar with a wide grin, exuding laid-back tiki bar energy. Palm trees and tiki torches are visible in the backgroundA World of Warcraft item tooltip for the Tiki Tumbler, shown over the vendor menu of Zin’nin the Shaman bartender on Hot Tear Island. The tooltip reads: “Tiki Tumbler” in white, followed by the item’s use description in green — “A typical alcoholic beverage.” — and a flavor text quote in green italics: “Comes in a Souvenir Tiki Tumbler.” The item icon shows a steaming mug. Partial view of the vendor menu below shows the Tiki Tumbler and Mojo’ito listings, each priced at 3 gold and 24 silver.
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
#sandiego
A humorous “Missing” flyer stapled to a wooden utility pole. The flyer reads “MISSING — HAVE YOU SEEN MY ROBOT?” in large red text. The central photo shows a life-sized robot sculpture with a boombox for a head and a exposed brain on top, standing next to a young man in a black jacket in an outdoor field setting. Below the photo, the flyer lists the robot’s details: Name: B3000, Height: 7 ft, Weight: 832 lbs. A QR code and a small hand-drawn robot illustration appear in the center. The right side reads “IF FOUND, PLEASE RETURN TO BECKWARDS.” Along the bottom are tear-off tabs printed with the phone number (213) 787-3844 (312).
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
this isn’t ai this is me discovering photoshop in the late 90s
Britney Spears with my face standing in front of a yellow school bus but is says “fools” instead of “school”Han Solo with my face kneeling in front of Princess Leia An Aphex twin kid with my face on it
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
average convo with the kid
screenshot of a text message exchange, first person says: "Am I a chopped unc" and other person replies: "No you're a goated unc"
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
forgot it was #trashlanes day
Picture of a bunch of trash/recycle bins blocking the bike lane
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Mr Rat, welcome to @thewaroncars.bsky.social
A stone relief plaque mounted on a rough-cut stone wall, depicting Mr. Rat from the Disneyland attraction Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride. The shield-shaped medallion shows a cartoon rat character in profile, wearing a deerstalker cap and jacket with a cravat, rendered in aged gray stone. The shield is framed with decorative ruffled stonework at the corners. A scroll-shaped plaque below reads: “MR. RAT — Tries to Cure Toad’s ‘Motormania’”
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
me, reading your posts
A hand-carved wooden mug featuring a expressive human face in relief on the front. The face has deep-set dark eyes beneath heavy furrowed brows, a broad bulbous nose, prominent cheekbones, and a wide grinning mouth with visible teeth. The carving has a weathered, rustic quality with rough, shredded wood fibers framing the face on the sides and top like wild hair. The wood has a warm medium-brown tone with a slight sheen suggesting a finish or oil treatment. The mug sits on a light-colored surface.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
That time we went to see Fantomas at the Troubador and the Lakers won the championship that night so there were riots on Sunset strip and we saw Fred Durst stuck in traffic in his Porsche so we paparazzid his ass
That time we went to see Fantomas at the Troubador and the Lakers won the championship that night so there were riots on Sunset strip and we saw Fred Durst stuck in traffic in his Porsche so we paparazzid his ass
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
me to the ios weather app when it’s currently raining but it says it’s sunny
aoc telling jfk jr to fuck off
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
withers from baldurs gate 3
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
yah but
xkcd comic titled “Dependency.” A towering, precarious stack of gray rectangular blocks and connectors is labeled “All Modern Digital Infrastructure.” An arrow points to a small, unassuming piece near the base of the structure with the caption: “A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003.“​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
kubernetes networking be like
“Yo dawg, I heard you like load balancers, so I put a load balancer in front of your load balancer so you can balance while you balance” — the Xzibit “Yo Dawg” meme, featuring the rapper grinning and pointing, adapted for Kubernetes load balancing humor.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
that’s not pope leo xiv’s posse, that’s famed chula vista cholo goth pioneers prayers.
Screenshot from a 60 Minutes interview showing three Catholic clergy members in black clerical attire seated in chairs inside a church. Each wears a pectoral cross and sunglasses, giving the group an unexpectedly cool, sunglasses-wearing appearance. A church altar and cross are visible in the background.
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
if cloudflare goes down everybody is gonna have a bad time
down detector graphs showing outages for reddit, bluesy, Microsoft 365, Claude, network solutions, Microsoft, and cloud flare
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Paging @mtsw.bsky.social
Meme featuring the Kool-Aid Man bursting through a brick wall and saying “Oh yeah!” Text reads: “Because they like Trump and want him to rule us like a king.“​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
somehow accidentally paused the latest @techconnectify.bsky.social vid on this frame
A man (Alec Watson of the Technology Connections YouTube channel) sits at a desk with a wide-eyed, open-mouthed expression of exaggerated surprise. He wears a black t-shirt featuring a vivid blue sci-fi/space art graphic with an astronaut figure. His hands are clasped on the desk in front of him. On the desk are several electric vehicle charging cables — a coiled black cable on the left, a white connector (likely a Level 2 J1772 or similar EV handle) in the center-front, and a blue cable visible at the bottom right, along with what appears to be a small charging adapter or device. The background is an eclectic studio set with shelves displaying retro objects including a rotary telephone, a lava lamp, a vintage camera, and various colorful knickknacks, with monitors showing blue-tinted imagery.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
“Ok Grandpa, let’s get you to bed.” -San Diegans driving to Balboa Park
Placard with a dark red background and white text displaying a John Muir quote from 1912: ‘These blunt-nosed mechanical beetles will hereafter be allowed to puff their way into all the parks and mingle their gas-breath with the breath of the pines and waterfalls.’
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