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@jshawk.bsky.social
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Thumbthing wrong with that picture
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
His wallet
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Canada here. Where do we send the bill for the oxygen those forests are producing?
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
If he'd have promised it would be too long, he'd have got it right.
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
No matter how you slice it - brings tears to your eyes.
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
People dunking on TRUMP for REFORESTING the Reflecting Pool. SAD!
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
A lot better than Biden's algae. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Right back at ya
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Your table will be ready in two weeks
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
So everyone that's had a child can vote? Nice.
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Is that an anatomical term, or a legal one?
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Minor point, but the World's Biggliest Leader has the same stride length as a penguin.
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
D'oh, that the IVXth time I've fallen for this
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Those trials are going to drag on for an eternity.
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Mud or shit? We checked, and it's Depends.
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
An ode to his miracle ear
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Has the guy met that DJT fellow?
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Investigations - with swears.
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Timing wise, he was probably in the middle of selling, taping, or hustling Season 1 of The Apprentice. The weird script structure makes sense.
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Also a war that would have been over in two weeks if the #1 warfighter wasn't sidelines with bone spurs and the syph.
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
BALONEY!
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Eau de pends
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
... definitely raises a few eyebrows
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
He could use a bigwig
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
PM. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Barely noticed him among all that other fecal matter
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
"I don't know" and "I leave that to my lawyers", means he's fine taking losses all the way to the Supreme Court, then defying them to actually do anything about it.
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Half cut
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I missed the Executive Orders yesterday. Is it illegal to not buy a Tesla now?
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jshawk.bsky.social @jshawk.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Recycled cosplay script from The Apprentice. JD playing the role of jr, triggering the bullshit "You're Fired" rant.
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