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Jordan Ellenberg

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Mathematician, writer, Orioles fan, Wisconsinite, cargo shorts dad

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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Wisconsin sports analytics and beer tomorrow night!
My colleage Sameer Deshpande, together with Shekhar Shah, and Paul Nguyen are doing Badgers on Tap Wednesday night 9/9 at 6:30pm at One Social Food Hall downtown; there will be talk about post-Mone…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Finite-time blowup
Interesting developments tonight, as Levent Alpöge and Tristan Buckmaster announce that after a fair amount of work they have constructed examples of finite-time blowup for a broad class of PDEs in…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Don’t Be Too Sure dramatis personae
I’m well underway on revising Don’t Be Too Sure, which I finished a first draft of right before surgery. A lot of people make appearances in this book, most of all William James and Joh…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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New uncertainty videos!
A couple of new videos of me talking to people, which feature some themes that are going to be in Don’t Be Too Sure, as well as some stuff I’ve written about before. Both of these are l…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Brewers 22, Mariners 0
Yes, I was there! The craziest game I’ve ever seen. Seattle utility infielder Leo Rivas throwing 40mph eephus after 40mph eephus, the closest I will ever get to seeing what it would look like…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Repaired!
Hello, loyal readers! My shoulder has been repaired. All went smoothly, though the operation was substantially longer than expected, because what do you know, there were three tendons torn, not jus…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Goodbye, Adley Rutschman
At least it wasn’t the Yankees. Yes, Adley Rutchman, an Oriole yesterday, is a Red Sock today. Not much to say about it that hasn’t been said over the last 20 hours. I understand that h…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Proposed World Cup rules change
Correct outcome, but imagine if Argentina had won this on penalties without taking a single shot on goal in 120 minutes of actual play! That could easily have happened, and what an embarrassment. M…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Walking Red Flag
I have trouble sleeping — trouble staying asleep, not trouble falling asleep. I have found that the best way to get back to sleep at three or four in the morning is to listen to a podcast on …
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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American Revolution
I was in Philadelphia a couple of weeks ago with AB and we went to the brand-new Museum of the American Revolution.  It’s a great work of public history.  Every American, and everybody else w…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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More shoulderblogging
It is possible to open a a peanut butter jar one-handed; the trick is to grasp the jar between the knees and then twist with the left hand. However, I have not figured out how to get a knifeload of…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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People are good and the system works
Yesterday I hit a pothole while biking up N. Allen St. and flew over my handlebars. Lying on the street, unable to get up, bleeding all over the asphalt. Several people stopped to help; one neighbo…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Recent progress around Cohen-Lenstra heuristics (notes from a Bourbaki talk)
These are the notes from the recent Bourbaki seminar I gave about just some of the remarkable work people have done around the Cohen-Lenstra conjectures in the past few years. I have to submit the …
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Human character, continuity of
“Let’s hazard an assertion: On or about June 2007, human character changed. To be more exact—because the phrase human character now feels antique—we might say instead that the human sensorium…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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The Leiden Declaration on Artificial Intelligence and Mathematics
A well-thought-out statement. One thing I like about it is that it is not in any way anti-AI; the declaration merely says that, as with any other piece of technology, we should use it in ways that …
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Memorial Day
Tomorrow is Memorial Day. William James, in 1897, dedicating the monument to Col. Robert Gould Shaw and the 54th regiment, a monument which still stands in Boston Common today: “And when Sout…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Roger Brown on “Ms.”
In the fall of 1992, my senior year of college, I took a seminar on Social Psychology of Language with Roger Brown. (Roger Brown the psychologist, not Roger Brown the painter, one of my very favori…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Minor Epiphany Concerning the World Columbian Exposition of 1894 and John Hughes
It was felt that the 1894 exposition in Chicago needed a big iron monument to rival the Eiffel Tower, and a man named George Washington Gale Ferris had the decisive insight that what the occasion d…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Brewers 8, Red Sox 6
I was in Boston for Pesach and stuck around an extra day because some more Wisconsinites, the mighty Milwaukee Brewers, were also coming into town to play the Boston nine. CJ and I took in the game…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Armiversary
Twenty years ago this week (I thought it was twenty years ago today, but I just went back and checked and it was April 3, 2006) I fell down a flight of stairs at MSRI and broke the absolute fuck ou…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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The College Boy and His Problems
“The High School Boy and His Problems” (pdf at link) is a 1921 book by Thomas Arkle Clark, Dean of Men at the University of Illinois. I think “The High School Boy and His Problems…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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In which my daughter invents science
While we ate our pizza I was talking with AB about differential equations, which they’re about to start doing in calculus. We talked about y’=y. “This is why populations grow expo…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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The Irrational Decision
Ben Recht’s book The Irrational Decision: How We Gave Computers the Power to Choose for Us comes out tomorrow! I was privileged to get my copy early. And if you want an opinionated, informed,…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Networking and granfallooning
It has come to my attention that students at prestigious universities are referring to the practice of cold-emailing alums of their school and asking for Zoom calls to discuss possible summer inter…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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In which I rescue Harvard’s grading system
The Harvard faculty is proposing to hard-cap A’s at 20% per course, leading to an undergraduate crashout the good old Yard has not seen the likes of since,the dining hall discontinued the Chi…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Waiting for Godot (Gen-X rewrite)
Here’s a good use case for LLMs — they are quite good at recovering the text from files you saved on a Macintosh word processor in the early 90s and have been transporting from computer…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Now pitching, Cadeler Wellvich
Barring any last-minute moves, and despite being linked to just about every big-name pitcher on the free-agent market, the Orioles will go into 2026 as they left 2025, without a clear #1 starter. D…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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What’s the entropy of a random integer?
Surely people have thought about this but I couldn’t find anything on a short search. The question: let n be a random integer, say in [N,2N]. It factors as the product of p_i^a_i. So you can …
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Dick Gross
Dick Gross died last month. Much has already been written, and during his lifetime too, about his immense contributions to modern number theory. So I won’t try to cover that here — don&…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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It’s a good old-fashioned Wisconsin booger-freezer out there!
One of my favorite weather sayings. And I ran into a neighbor on my way home from the errand I was running so I got to say it in person, always a treat. 3 degrees Fahrenheit, sunny and windy in Mad…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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If one is not to make a mess of life
“One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not to make a mess of life, and it is therefore essential that they should not let one down.” From E.M. Forster, “What I Belie…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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Bruhat intervals that are large hypercubes
New paper up on the arXiv! With Nicolas Libedinsky, David Plaza, José Simental, Geordie Williamson, and (unofficially) Adam Zsolt Wagner. A bunch of algebraic combinatorists! And this is a combinat…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Dyadiku
I made a game. It’s like Sudoku but dyadic. It’s called Dyadiku. Try it! I’m very interested to see whether people find it playable and fun — in particular, does it admit a …
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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Reaching the masses (not a Marxist post)
Six popular math authors, including me, did a round-table interview for the Notices of the American Mathematical Society about talking about math to the non-academic public, or, as the Notices call…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Self-portrait with about one quarter of Richard Serra’s sculpture Equal
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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The American people have just one fixed idea
“The American people have just one fixed idea and, since that dominant thought is money, it follows that their spirit has a certain uniform and unpleasant dryness… prodigality is an unf…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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How I know zombies aren’t real
This piece of marketing doggerel from McDonald’s, concerning their Xmas-special Grinch meal, is the most foully defiling attempt to imitate Dr. Seuss’s verse I’ve ever encountered…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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Another example: sets of arcs and loops with bounded intersection
Yet another example of the kind of problem that falls under the sphere packing / cap set / Turan umbrella I blogged about last week. Let G be SL_2(Z) and H be upper triangular matrices. Then G/H is…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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Random Americans, ethnic stereotypes, and large language models
I have been reading about the tendency of poll respondents to overestimate the size of small population subgroups (e.g. if you ask Americans what proportion of Americans are Jews, they’ll say…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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“Not Vegan”
I saw a guy today wearing a hoodie that said “Not Vegan.” I’m not vegan either, not even close, but come on. This is like wearing a “Yankees Suck” shirt. I hate the Ya…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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Mathgiving
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American readers, and hey, everyone else too — gratitude is global. In the US, this is the start of the season where people customarily think about their charitab…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
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Sphere packing, cap set, and the Turán problem are all the same thing
OK, they are not really the same thing. But I got you reading, right? Here’s the sense in which they’re all the same thing. Let G be a group and H < G a subgroup. Let m > 1 be an …
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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Let us now praise United Airlines
I did manage to get home last night from Providence, despite widespread cancellations and delays caused by the government shutdown de-staffing air traffic control. United was speedy, flexible, and …
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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I reviewed a book about the math foundations crisis for the New York Times
I thought the book had some interesting virtues but was also quite badly overwritten, and very confusing in its treatment of the mathematics. Here’s my review. For length reasons I wasn’…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I'm moderating an online discussion for the National Academies today, 3pm eastern, on math, risk management, and natural disasters! www.nationalacademies.org/event/45862_...
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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MacArthur Fellows: Wisconsin and Williams
The 2025 MacArthur Fellows have been announced, and I’m very pleased that two of the 22 awardees are my UW-Madision colleagues: congratulations to Ángel F. Adames Corraliza from atmospheric a…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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Claudia Prieto, “Tus Ojos”
Claudia Prieto is a Venezuelan singer-songwriter about whom I know next to nothing except that she recorded this gorgeous song, “Tus Ojos,” in 2018. By the way, I found out about this s…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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Taylor Swift and Stephanie Burt, or: Life of a Harvard English Professor
It’s Taylor Swift album day! We listened to it last night at 11pm central when it went live. Snap reaction from AB, for whom 1989 is apex Swift and the last two albums have been too moody and…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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I gave a talk about machine learning and math
I, too, spoke at the CMSA Big Data conference where this cool math bio talk took place. If you’ve seen me give a talk about math and machine learning lately, you’ve seen some of the sli…
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Jordan Ellenberg @jsellenberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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Global epistasis emerges from a generic model of a complex trait (or: random walks on a hypercube with reweighting)
I still don’t really know what global epistasis is, but I really enjoyed Gautam Reddy’s talk about this paper at the CMSA Big Data conference two weeks ago. I’ll describe it, in c…
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