Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 30mThe Yankees are trying to address their defensive woes by playing Volpe, the shortstop who replaced Volpe, and the shortstop who replaced the shortstop who replaced Volpe 231
Reposted by Joe SpreadsheetThe Licorice Kid @thelicoricekid.bsky.social · 4hIf i was an umpire and one of my calls got overturned i would start crying. You would see how red and watery my eyes were before i pulled the mask back down 15723
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 4hThis is 100% AI- written btw. That last sentence is just textbook stereotypical AI. Deeply depressing 130
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 21hMom, mom I got the part. I'm going to be the Disneyland face character of Buzz Lightyear based on guy based on the movie based on the toy that the original movie was based on 040
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 21hThey're calling them the most normal Wikipedia tabs in history 060
Reposted by Joe SpreadsheetChristopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 23h"If you're the Brewers you wanna knock them out, if you're the Padres you want to extend" -- Alex Rodriguez Thanks, man. 2712515
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 23hI remember when the Chiefs were in the Superbowl a couple years ago and they cut to this Chiefs fan event in Germany and there were a bunch of Germans doing the tomahawk chop thing in a bar. That was some dark shit. 170
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 23hI continue to be ridiculously impressed with James this year. We ate dinner, then we did his math homework, then he practiced trombone for 15 minutes. Kid is absolutely killing it. 3220
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I forgot that not knowing the different types of trees was part of my lore 020
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Absolutely beautiful fall weather outside right now 390
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026regular season just ended and she's already getting remarried 050
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026iirc, in the book he was an actual serial killer 020
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026loved the story of this guy in the movie because it implies that he was a literal curse on the ship, and by off'ing himself, he brought the wind back. 171
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026*looking at the picture alone* Turkey to deploy army of clay soldiers to Saudi Arabia 030
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026haha same. I actually want one because it's on the safer end of major power tools. you'd never catch me using a table saw. 120
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this October, you will believe a Whale can Fall 050
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026it's pretty funny that the Paramount merger was supposed to be this complicated mess caught up in litigation for years but since California just rolled over it closed without a hitch in seemingly record time 040
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026it worked so well that it put the company that took the risk, New Line, completely out of business 020
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Truly insane that the Peter Jackson followed The Frighteners with The Lord of the Rings 180
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If the Rays play like they have all season, it'll be against them. 120
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My prediction is for the Yankees to squeak out a win on Wednesday and then lose the series on Thursday when my brother is at the game lol 130
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Rays are everything I would want out of a baseball team. 3/4 of their lineup is intent on just getting the bat on the ball and forcing you to do something about it. The Yankees strikeout 900 times a game and occasionally pop the ball up to short. 110
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They have such a boom or bust offense. So if they're coming down off a boom time, and they have to face strong opposing pitching, and the guys they're playing against just try to put the ball in play to force them to play defense, then they don't stand a chance 110
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The playoffs are great because everyone gets to see that the Yankees actually do genuinely suck 150
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Trop is the most cursed stadium ever built. I'd rather play at the Polo Grounds 340
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Among the long list of Trump's crimes, he has the single worst sell of a Stone Cold Stunner in wrestling historystatic.klipy.comStunner WweALT: Stunner Wwe 2935
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Have to root for the White Sox this series on the off chance the Yankees also advance and I try to get tickets for the ALCS 010
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026These kids adapt to weird game mechanics way faster than I ever could 030
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026James has been playing the original Majora's Mask and he's absolutely rocking it 120
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Nickelodeon had a serious case of strange waffle imagery 010
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It must have been this youtu.be/AGWeg2PQd84youtu.beNickelodeon Waffle Cake Playhouse Logo (Klasky Csupo Robot) 1999YouTube video by LogoBro Do Not Hack 100
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They should sell this in a combo pack with the Jar Jar Binks lollipop 031
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That scene where they dress him up, fuckin Christ, disgusting creature 040
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026when he did the super bowl a few years ago, i remember my parents texted me raving about his performance 120
Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Watching them make cookies was really something else 230