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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 28m
Yup
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 30m
The Yankees are trying to address their defensive woes by playing Volpe, the shortstop who replaced Volpe, and the shortstop who replaced the shortstop who replaced Volpe
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The Licorice Kid @thelicoricekid.bsky.social · 4h
If i was an umpire and one of my calls got overturned i would start crying. You would see how red and watery my eyes were before i pulled the mask back down
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 4h
Boone putting Grisham at leadoff cannot be real
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 4h
This is 100% AI- written btw. That last sentence is just textbook stereotypical AI. Deeply depressing
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 21h
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 21h
Mom, mom I got the part. I'm going to be the Disneyland face character of Buzz Lightyear based on guy based on the movie based on the toy that the original movie was based on
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 21h
They're calling them the most normal Wikipedia tabs in history
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 21h
Look at this fuckin nerd
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Christopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 23h
"If you're the Brewers you wanna knock them out, if you're the Padres you want to extend" -- Alex Rodriguez Thanks, man.
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 23h
I remember when the Chiefs were in the Superbowl a couple years ago and they cut to this Chiefs fan event in Germany and there were a bunch of Germans doing the tomahawk chop thing in a bar. That was some dark shit.
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 23h
I continue to be ridiculously impressed with James this year. We ate dinner, then we did his math homework, then he practiced trombone for 15 minutes. Kid is absolutely killing it.
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I forgot that not knowing the different types of trees was part of my lore
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Absolutely beautiful fall weather outside right now
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is my sleep paralysis demon
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
regular season just ended and she's already getting remarried
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
iirc, in the book he was an actual serial killer
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
loved the story of this guy in the movie because it implies that he was a literal curse on the ship, and by off'ing himself, he brought the wind back.
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*looking at the picture alone* Turkey to deploy army of clay soldiers to Saudi Arabia
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
haha same. I actually want one because it's on the safer end of major power tools. you'd never catch me using a table saw.
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this October, you will believe a Whale can Fall
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and a bench grinder
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
someone buy me a bandsaw
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it's pretty funny that the Paramount merger was supposed to be this complicated mess caught up in litigation for years but since California just rolled over it closed without a hitch in seemingly record time
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it worked so well that it put the company that took the risk, New Line, completely out of business
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Truly insane that the Peter Jackson followed The Frighteners with The Lord of the Rings
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If the Rays play like they have all season, it'll be against them.
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My prediction is for the Yankees to squeak out a win on Wednesday and then lose the series on Thursday when my brother is at the game lol
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Rays are everything I would want out of a baseball team. 3/4 of their lineup is intent on just getting the bat on the ball and forcing you to do something about it. The Yankees strikeout 900 times a game and occasionally pop the ball up to short.
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They have such a boom or bust offense. So if they're coming down off a boom time, and they have to face strong opposing pitching, and the guys they're playing against just try to put the ball in play to force them to play defense, then they don't stand a chance
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The playoffs are great because everyone gets to see that the Yankees actually do genuinely suck
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagine walking Ryan McMahon
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Trop is the most cursed stadium ever built. I'd rather play at the Polo Grounds
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh my lord that is so much worse!
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Among the long list of Trump's crimes, he has the single worst sell of a Stone Cold Stunner in wrestling history
static.klipy.com
Stunner Wwe
ALT: Stunner Wwe
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have to root for the White Sox this series on the off chance the Yankees also advance and I try to get tickets for the ALCS
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These kids adapt to weird game mechanics way faster than I ever could
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
James has been playing the original Majora's Mask and he's absolutely rocking it
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A bowl of instant ramen cured my headache
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Chicago Wife Sox
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Many such cases
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nickelodeon had a serious case of strange waffle imagery
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It must have been this youtu.be/AGWeg2PQd84
youtu.be
Nickelodeon Waffle Cake Playhouse Logo (Klasky Csupo Robot) 1999
YouTube video by LogoBro Do Not Hack
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They should sell this in a combo pack with the Jar Jar Binks lollipop
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That scene where they dress him up, fuckin Christ, disgusting creature
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuckin ET. Fuck that alien asshole
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
when he did the super bowl a few years ago, i remember my parents texted me raving about his performance
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watching them make cookies was really something else
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Frame #64800 from S06 -E26 - Lotus Root-629309
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