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J S Docherty

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Apparently Brilliant/Disturbing, bits sometimes on the Telly and Radio. www.comedy.co.uk/people/james-doche…

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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 14h
"God has given us a mission to complete."
Random line from a movie, that fans of it instantly know
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 14h
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Thanks Captain Obvious Meme
Alt: Thanks Captain Obvious Meme
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Worzel Uxbridge. A scruffy haired buffoon is made MP of the constituency and causes chaos to the country with his mad antics and constant attempts to woo Aunt Carrie.
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30th October 1st
Sam Fox at the Brits Mick Fleetwood at the Brits
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To be fair, the Fleming novels are an awful lot of him eating, commuting, and in the office
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The first attempt didn't go well.
Larry Grayson holding a sign saying Balls
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Last little bit gone to #TheSkewer for the series. Been a blast. #Writing #WritingCommunity
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car
Rod Stewart next to some of his cars, looking like your nan pretending they're hers
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#Keywords > 29 September 2026 🎉 I found all 5 words - perfectly! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 2 🔥 Play streak 10 keywords.bagpuss.org Ooh, disco mode engaged!
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry, but it's in the greatest rendition of the Hokey Cokey, so it's canon youtu.be/dwaxWoJPUC0?...
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Bill Bailey - Kraftwerk - Part Troll
YouTube video by billbailey
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#Keywords > 28 September 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 2✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 4✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 1 🔥 Play streak 9 keywords.bagpuss.org I earned that badge at Scouts, good to see it's useful
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pilauslave
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Claim you're having an affair, it's less embarrassing.
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Godzilla! Godzilla! Just you watch him go! Godzilla! Godzilla! Made a mess of Tokyo.
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Keywords > 26 September 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 2✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 6✗ 💡 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 3 🔥 Play streak 7 keywords.bagpuss.org
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Roald Dahl off to his wanking shed
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#Keywords > 25 September 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩 3✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 5✗ 💡 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 2✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 2 🔥 Play streak 6 keywords.bagpuss.org Flushed with success
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.mycrossword.co.uk/mini/332 I've been crosswording again
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Mini crossword No 332 · MyCrossword
Solve Mini crossword No 332 on MyCrossword. 7x7 grid with 6 clues by Degen. Published Tue 22 Sep 2026. Features annotated solutions. Free to solve online.
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me reading your posts
Barry Took grimacing at a letter on Points Of View
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Call her sis, and say she just feels like one.
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm in this photo and I don't like it
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
Luke Goss with his Bulldog holding a pint painting
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Laszlo Cravensworth: He's Got The Groove!
Alt: Laszlo Cravensworth: He's Got The Groove!
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Crazy In The Coconut Coconut
Alt: Crazy In The Coconut Coconut
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When you're appalled at the news, but you also wrote a sketch for #TheSkewer on the same piece of news
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Ted Danson in The Good Place: Bad For The World Good For Us
Alt: Ted Danson in The Good Place: Bad For The World Good For Us
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Father Ted Explains Small vs. Far Away Cows
Alt: Father Ted Explains Small vs. Far Away Cows
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I miss this, such a cheap and easy way to fill the schedule and add some interesting facts in a five minute clip beforehand.
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I couldn't get a job as an editor despite having previous experience. Eventually, someone suggested I should change my CV, as employers might worry about my 'three years at a house of correction.' #LunchPun
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What the Today hosts in London long to say to the ones broadcasting from Salford.
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
'Can't sing, can't act, dances a bit.'
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe
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Inspector Gadget
Alt: Inspector Gadget
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
'Computer, enhance, enhance, enhance'
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor in his car looking terrified after being arrested
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You'd have to be Maidstone to not chuckle at these puns
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
21.00 FILM: ED WOODALL Johnny Depp stars as the M1's premier services in South Yorkshire.
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
John once again hitting all his marks: ✅ The Young Ones ✅ Obscure fact investigated ✅ Myth resolved It's like Mythbusters for middle aged men. So, exactly like Mythbusters.
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
FTW - Find the Watercress
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A favourite throwaway line in Fawlty Towers is when one of the guests says they're a pediatrician and Basil replies, 'feet?'
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#Keywords > 20 September 2026 I found all 5 words! Being a moody teenager who lived in the library finally pays off 🟩🟩🟩🟩 7✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 7✗ 💡 🏆 Win streak 1 🔥 Play streak 1 keywords.bagpuss.org
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sorry, but it was Mr Bun The Baker
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Let me give you the Bluesky response: HOW CAN YOU DRINK COFFEE WHEN IT CONTRIBUTES TO GLOBAL DEFORESTATION AND SLAVERY IN THE DEVELOPING WORLD?! A better answer: I have a Henry Charles manual one, which is adjustable, grinds instead of cuts, and does a nice job.
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Two sketches written for #TheSkewer this week. One that the news will likely be kind for that Jon said to do, and one that I just had to do to stop the brain itch it was causing
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Bart Simpson Animated Clip
Alt: Homer's brain as a toy monkey banging cymbals
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pitchilla White
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The sequel is Pitch Black
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dare to Innovative your Soul sounds like an attempt to modernise the Catholic church
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Winking Jesus Statue Gives Thumbs Up
Alt: Winking Jesus Statue Gives Thumbs Up
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just submitted my 'Doctor Who' tender bid.
Boris Johnson and Laura Kuenssberg sitting on a bench.
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We've held a village referendum
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Wicker Man
Alt: Wicker Man
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"In the Newsnight Garden" was right there.
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Makka Pakka and Friends in the Night Garden
Alt: Makka Pakka and Friends in the Night Garden
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
20.00 HAIKU HONEY I'M HOME Eva and husband Only one episode shown Better than Mrs Brown
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I see you're abreast with these matters
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J S Docherty @jsdocherty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wnkr
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