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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Waiting at the station (not visible in the photo is the My Little Pony: Adventures in Equestria: Collision Course: Transformers Crossover Expansion)
A shopping bag containing:
Risk Transformers: Cybertron Battle Edition
Monopoly Beast Wars: Transformers
My Little Pony: Adventures in Equestria
Risk Transformers: The Decepticon Invasion of Earth
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Huh, they labelled the boxes in Autobot script
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Liokaiser get! (Harley graciously volunteered to provide scale)
Haslab Liokaiser with cat perched on empty box in the background Haslab Liokaiser with cat perched on one of the empty boxes in the background Haslab Liokaiser with cat inside empty box in the background
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A mining village in the Peruvian Andes was sieged by the Decepticons, who used a nearby Incan pyramid as a staging area! The Autobots did manage to chase off the invaders, though the pyramid suffered some damage in the battle!
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Another good American industry sabotaged by these invaders! And what does Washington have to say about their constant attacks? Still nothing!
Sterling Spoon from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!"
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Today the Decepticons raided a steel mill and made off with shipments of material, despite attempts by the Autobots to stop them!
Bliss Meadow from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!" with CCN edited over her screen
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Of course, it's a day ending in Y! And how many robots are going to show up and fight over our planet before we actually do something about it!?
Sterling Spoon from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!"
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yet another Decepticon attack on a hydroelectric dam! Witnesses have described the appearance of at least three previously unseen transformers aiding the Autobots.
Bliss Meadow from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!" with CCN edited over her screen
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
17 February 2008 Chris McFeely adds a note to Cy-Kill's page on TFWiki highlighting how overplayed and tired the "GoBots are so dumb!" jokes are. It's still there today.
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* Cy-Kill is a repeated [[easter egg]] appearance by the [[Tonka GoBots]] character of the same name. He tends to come into conflict with Megatron since both are the leaders of their factions (Renegades and [[Decepticons]], respectively). But, like, GoBots were totally ''lame'', so wouldn't it be ''hilarious'' if he was repeatedly killed over and over again because he was ''lame''? Yeah!
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The town is still populated by non-Cobra citizens but some of the businesses are rebranded, and they circulate their own newspaper! While it wasn't clarified in the first miniseries by Revenge of Cobra G.I. Joe is now known to exist as Honda Lou West recognises it
G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero – Revenge of Cobra E02 "The Vines of Evil"
Mutt at the door to "Cobra Cafe"G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero – Revenge of Cobra E02 "The Vines of Evil"
Shipwreck reading "Cobra News" while sat at a table with a mug
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Some Sunbow worldbuilding points: At some point prior to Revenge of Cobra, Cobra managed to take control of a town in the Mojave desert in California. I based the location off of the presence of mountain lions and a southern coastline on the map (though admittedly the scale doesn't work well)
G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero – Revenge of Cobra E05 "Amusement Park of Terror"
Gung-Ho, Flint and Scarlet looking at a map on a screen with circles pulsing on it
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I knew those ivy league morons were just exaggerating about that "global warming" thing the whole time! They just don't like people like me driving real men's cars!
Sterling Spoon from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!"
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Reports are coming in that global temperatures are returning to normal! When asked to comment on why such an incredible shift in weather has seemingly left no ongoing effects Bob responded with "Shut up and don't think about it."
Bliss Meadow from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!" with CCN edited over her screen
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A rapid fall of global temperatures has occurred! According to meteorologists Earth is on average 40 degrees cooler than normal. Our own weather reporter Bob recommends viewers dress warm and prepare for the collapse of all human civilisation.
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A factory producing anti-Decepticon weapons was attacked today! According to reports Optimus Prime was severely injured in the ensuing battle and was seen being towed away from the scene.
Bliss Meadow from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!" with CCN edited over her screen
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If the Autobots can't handle the Decepticons why are we allowing them to stomp around our towns and cities!? They need to earn their stay!
Sterling Spoon from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!"
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Robot attacks across Central City today! First a chase through the streets under laser fire! Then Decepticons raided the Ace Aircraft Factory, and attacked a residential home, before finally destroying a research laboratory!
Bliss Meadow from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!" with CCN edited over her screen
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Another Decepticon attack, on another hydroelectric dam! Witnesses report that Megatron was not present and has not been seen since the attack on the solar power station. Autobots were able to repel the attackers quickly.
Bliss Meadow from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!" with CCN edited over her screen
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I thought they said they defeated the Decepticons months ago!? Are we just supposed to accept giant robot boxing matches as a fact of life now!?
Sterling Spoon from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!"
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Power outages today in Central City were the result of a Decepticon attack on the nearby solar power station! The Autobots quickly responded though it is unclear if the Decepticons had completed their objective first.
Bliss Meadow from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!" with CCN edited over her screen
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So they just get to show up without asking and take OUR stuff!? That's typical! How do we know there's any difference between these Autobots and Decepticons!? Just their word!?
Sterling Spoon from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!"
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Aliens roll among us! Optimus Prime and his Autobots have made official contact with world leaders, and have claimed responsibility for destroying the Decepticons who also originated on their home planet of Cybertron! The UN is pledging resources to aid them in resetting their homeworld!
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
An unidentified rocket was spotted launching from the southern region of Arizona. Multiple sources tracked the vehicle as it made its way over the US before some kind of explosive failure caused it to crash into the ocean south-east of Florida. NASA has denied any knowledge of the craft's origin.
Bliss Meadow from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!" with CCN edited over her screen
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Cape Carlson rocket base has been attacked by the Decepticons, despite the efforts of local military defences! The enemy managed to steal the majority of the base's fuel reserves before leaving. No word on where they'll strike next!
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Someone had to build these things, right!? There has to be some kind of paper trail for giant robot cannons!? I notice the Ruskies aren't complaining about THEIR oil getting stolen!
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This station has received reports of multiple attacks by the robots now identified as Decepticons! The attacks all target oil mining and processing locations in North America! The Pentagon has released a statement that they have found no link between the Decepticons and any known terrorist group.
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Does anyone notice these so-called robots are only attacking good American industries? I wouldn't be surprised if we found lefty activists behind their controls!
Sterling Spoon from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!"
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Another robot attack! This time at the Sherman Dam. The attack coincided with a freak tidal wave! One of the robots identified itself to the workers as Megatron leader of the Decepticons! Nearby locals have reported the second group of robots attempting to redirect the flood waters before responding
Bliss Meadow from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!" with CCN edited over her screen
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
An oil platform on the Californian coast was destroyed in an attack by mysterious robots! According to claims by the surviving workers; there may have been two groups of robots in conflict over the rig! Is Cobra back yet again? Stay tuned for updates.
Bliss Meadow from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!" with CCN edited over her screen
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Recent tremors in the vicinity of Mount St. Hilary in Arizona have caused extreme damage to a local power station, leaving nearby communities without power. Comments from repair workers imply the level of damage should not have been this severe and lay the blame on shoddy maintenance.
Bliss Meadow from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!" with CCN edited over her screen
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The extreme weather phenomena has subsidised, according to the Pentagon a US special forces team is responsible for taking down Cobra's base of operations and disabling the weather device. The administration is currently organising a massive relief and repair effort for affected areas.
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Shouldn't they be out there tracking down Cobra! Not guarding windows from hail! This is how they spend our tax dollars!?
Sterling Spoon from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!"
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
In response to the sudden extreme weather conditions the military has deployed in Washington DC. Reports indicate the use of as-yet unknown special equipment but no explanation has yet been released.
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh boo hoo! I say just pull up your collar and deal with it! A little rain can't hurt you!
Sterling Spoon from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!"
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Cobra returns! Terrorist leader Cobra Commander has broadcast an announcement claiming to have gained control of worldwide weather patterns! Reports coming in include a cyclone off the coast of Greece, snow in Cairo and massive storms striking across the US!
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Blackwater breakout! An attack on Blackwater Prison by an as yet unidentified armed group has lead to the escape of a highly dangerous prisoner, according to a joint release by Blackwater administration and the Pentagon. No information on the prisoner's identity has been provided at this time.
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Snake, Stomped! After broadcasting a threat to begin executing the captive leaders, the Cobra base was raided by US forces who liberated all the captives and captured the enemy leadership! The Eiffel Tower was somehow transported to London and is now being shipped across the Channel.
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Apparently those East Coast elites are so buzzed out on hash they forgot what lightning is! Too bad we in the real world have to deal with actual problems!
Sterling Spoon from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!"
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Confusion In the Big Apple! An unidentified light was seen in the sky above New York City before quickly disappearing! Assumptions it was connected to Cobra's recent activities caused a brief panic, but thus far no more major disappearances have been reported.
Bliss Meadow from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!" with CCN edited over her screen
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Cobra thinks we're gonna back down!? All they've done is rid us of the weak bureaucrats and politicians that have held us back!
Sterling Spoon from Titan Comics' Transformers: Prime issue #5 comic "School Is... Out!"
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Disaster on Tanu! The meeting of world leaders on Tanu Island to respond to Cobra's demands has been abducted, including presidential appointee General Flagg! Cobra has reiterated their demand for a worldwide surrender to their rule!
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ha! Take that "comrade"! Maybe Cobra isn't half bad after all!
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Scare In the Red Square! In response to world leaders' refusal to accept his demands, Cobra Commander has targeted Soviet premier Ivan Balankov and somehow disappeared his forces from Moscow! His new demands are meeting of world leaders occur tomorrow on Tanu Island in British Columbia.
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fighting breaks out on American soil! US special forces engaged Cobra troops in a firefight in rural New England! We currently have no information what the intent behind this attack was, but this station can confirm no civilian casualties occurred!
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A Cobra Strikes! The infamous terror group broadcast a message today over all television and radio signals demanding the surrender of all world leaders within 24 hours! They then demonstrated their ability to cause the Eiffel Tower to disappear as a demonstration of their intent!
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Bliss Meadow with CCN! Tensions broke out yesterday as an unidentified group of aircraft attacked a US military base. According to reports casualties were minimal but many of the experimental fighter planes stationed there were damaged or destroyed! Thus far the Pentagon has declined to comment.
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Of the MANY oddities of the Japanese G1 stories, the IDEA that ANY version of Miko would be a cop! "Yeah I signed up for the free guns! Don't worry I gave them a fake name... what do you mean that's not a thing for Japanese cops!?"
Miko Tezuka in Transformers Legacy: Velocitron Speedia 500 Part 2
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Also it's just a freaking bedsheet ghost! The only thing this ep has going for it is Vasquez Castle which is a cool spooky setting. I like the worldbuilding we're seeing for what was at the time supposed to be Laguna Beach California.
The Phantom from Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Vasquez Castle from Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! S1E03 "Hassle in the Castle" (27/9/1969) ✅️=0 ❌️=2 ⛔️=1 I take no blame this time, they established no suspects, it's just a known criminal magician who has never been mentioned before! I gave them too much credit thinking it'd be some ancestor of Vasquez's crew
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! S1E03 "Hassle in the Castle" titlecard
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JSaundersWrites @jsaunderswrites.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Star Wars Zero Company custom character resembling Hera Syndulla
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