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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser

@jrzman.bsky.social
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Finally, the account where I will be my full authentic self. Be warned if I know you irl, or from more tasteful locations, I will be posting pics of me semi-clothed, on the regular. 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈

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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hello everyone! Going live. Might drop Marbles if there's interest. Also Face reveal stream! Come join! twitch.tv/original_jrz...
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[18+] Wild Card Saturday | Let's Chill and Chat | Working on Personal Creative Projects | [He/him/his] !hydrate !lurk !unlurk #deemacsdesk | Streaming just chatting.
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Get your weapons ready! Mega Man Thursdays! Let's finally beat Mega Man 11! Take two! twitch.tv/original_jrz...
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[18+] Mega Thursdays! | Mega Man 11 | Let's finally beat this game! [He/him/his] !hydrate !lurk !unlurk #deemacsdesk | Streaming mega man 11.
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Get your weapons ready! Mega Man Thursdays! Let's finally beat Mega Man 11! twitch.tv/original_jrzman
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[18+] Mega Thursdays! | Mega Man 11 | Let's finally beat this game! [He/him/his] !hydrate !lurk !unlurk #deemacsdesk | Streaming mega man 11.
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Blackfoot Niitsítapi🪶🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💙🌎🐾🐾🐝🦋🦅🦬🦫🐋🦆🦉🐧🐦‍⬛🐻🦊 @thoughtsnations.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Vanscub/Pup Ventus @vanscub.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Downplay a book or movie. Lord of the Rings: Return of the Vagrant
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I FUCKING WANT THIS BAG!!!!
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Downplay a book or movie. Star Trek VI: Tre Previously Discovered Country
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So, NHL announced the home openers for all 32 teams, and the first games of the season, for five teams is, *checks notes* 29 September?! That has preseason jersey rotation start on 28 August?
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Looney Tunes Ooh I'M Dying
ALT: Looney Tunes Ooh I'M Dying
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aether the puppybuck 🔜 🎁 🎉 Oct 17 @tymorrowland.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
maybe i’m too woke but i feel like my tax dollars should go to making sure everyone has clean water, food, and livable house rather than stripping the freedom to compete from a handful of transgender people
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Seven of Sixty Nine @internetperson69.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Cropped and edited picture of Marina Sirtis in a behind the scenes photo taken while filming Star Trek TNG. She's wearing a red uniform, sitting in the briefing room (I think) with a blue screen visible through the window. She's got her lips pressed tightly together while she gives the middle finger to someone behind the camera. A caption in white text has been added on to the side of the image, over the blue screen: "Don't support trans rights? Get in the airlock, loser"
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
CABO VERDE IS THROUGH TO THE KNOCKOUTS, URUGUAY IS OUT!!!! That's why the games are played.
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
So, the 4L jug of chocolate milk I bought on Friday, to help me through this week, with an expiration date I thought read 30 June spoiled in my fridge. God fucking help me.
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
So, today, along with 21 January are the toughest days on the calendar for me, as they're the biggest reminder that my father passed away, when I was 7. The trauma of having to do crafts for a person who couldn't receive them cut deep, and I hated it.
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
So, went for my morning hike, was in just some tighty whities, but, because space on my phone went the way of the dodo bird, I couldn't take pics of me outdoors wearing only that. Bugger!
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Stephen Blackmoore @stephenblackmoore.com · 20/06/2026
Elon Musk is a fucking Nazi who wants to murder anyone who isn’t white and he has the money and clout to make it happen.
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I'll expand this. I want these, IN CANADA!!!
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
So, after Canada whooped Qatar last night for our Men's National Team's first ever World Cup win, by scoring more goals in a single game than ANY other CONCACAF team, with a *checks notes* a draw with SUI means we *checks again* win our group with, *checks more notes,* superior goal differential?
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A cover that's better than the original. When the ORIGINAL ARTIST cedes the song to you, you done did it right. youtu.be/8AHCfZTRGiI?...
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Second time in 12 years I woke up to a World Cup result that GENUINELY shocked me, and thought couldn't be right.... ESP 0 CPV 0
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Service-Top of The Morning @grindsesh83.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Imagine… caring for the needs of other people. Or seeing that human beings have needs unfamiliar to you. It’s far more fashionable for many to establish an “undesirable” crowd. It’s funny to me that a moral majority NEEDS to be seen as “good”. 🤡💀🔥😂 That’s one need I can’t meet! 🤷
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Well, someone just showed their unattractiveness to the world. Fatshaming a gainer, and, unsolicited might I add, offers to help him lose weight. @pupstrauss.bsky.social fuck you!!!
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Go follow this astonishingly hot man that I'm happy to call a friend.
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Also, Monday, or "Moon"day?
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Being cheeky with Garfield on a Monday morning
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Garfield hates Mondays. I love Garfield though, and I love having Garfield on my undies!
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BNE Retro Gaymer 🐻 @retroarcadebear.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Sounds like a date night with @projectcubby.bsky.social
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Us Final Fantasy homies gonna be eating well next year. Leading off with the new FFXIV expansion Evercold, then Disc 3 of the FFVII remake? Damn!! Oh, AND Tifa as a playable fighter in Street Fighter 6?!?! There is a feast coming!!
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
So, looking at this month's Underwear subscription offerings from Oddballs, the pattern I'm still not fully sold on, however, I do like the Picasso-esque design, but I've always wanted a pair of mint green briefs, so I'm stoked for these.
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I mean, the accuracy here is interesting, despite me preferring to play single-player games. minimap.net/test/gamer-t...
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Gamer Type Quiz | Minimap
What character class would I be in a video game?
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is what taking (18 x 9) +1 extra turns on Arena looks like. 163 extra turns. In a game of brawl. I will easily deck before my opponent will EVER take another turn.
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Why do my shorts always seem to find the most (in)opportune time to fall down?
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Then the cheeky pics from behind
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Felt like a wild thing last night in just my briefs outdoors. Also, didn't hurt that this pattern is called "Wild Thing."
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Nancy Reagan's Throat Double @c3nric.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Please tell me we can opt out of this???
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Simpson Balthazar: Boo This Man! Half Baked
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
....and finally, the undercarriage
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
....and my second attempt at being "cheeky"
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Round two of me feeling especially devilish tonight 😈😈😈
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
....and because I also felt a little cheeky, as well as devilish
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Felt a little devilish in these Oddballs briefs thus morning. Wouldn't you agree @projectcubby.bsky.social
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
So, at my local ER again to get the results of an ultrasound on a mass in my left armpit, but, the ticketing system for triaging patients reads out on the PA as... "Now serving customer..." Patients are not consumers. This is straight out of the dystopia US Healthcare system.
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Asexual Behr Observer @outdoor85.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Just going to leave this here for the unaware
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Yesterday's underwear was this similarly colored pair of briefs by Hanes, which are on their last legs, as the waistband is starting to lose its elasticity
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Yesterday's jersey was this burgundy jersey from the Colorado Avalanche by CCM (before I knew the on-ice ones were by Starter, at the time.)
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Undies from Saturday were this pair of Fruit of the Loom tanga briefs. My dad used to wear this cut of underwear, and I still hope I can find more pairs like them.
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Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser @jrzman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Saturday's jersey was the white Hartford Whalers jersey from 1992-7. The ill-fit is because I got it BEFORE I really knew how to take care of them.
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