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JRT505

@jrt505.bsky.social
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I contain multitudes.

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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What’s it supposed to be?
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New M83!
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Circus peanuts are banana-flavored.
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
No. No no no.
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
😭
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well Twitter thinks I’m a bot so I haven’t been able to fully use my account for a month now. And you can’t connect to an actual human on the site at all.
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yoga!
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Proud papa of a brand new bouncing baby Bloodborne box set.
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Guess who’s gonna be a yoga instructor? This guy!
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This would give me life.
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Plant therapy 🌿
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Demo time!
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Fantastical Mexican creatures have invaded #downtownABQ!
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Don’t worry, be caffy?
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Nah. New soil or some regular ole plant food should do the trick.
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Definitely could do when I was 25. Not sure how I’d do at 48.
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
My sleep paralysis demon
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Roadrunner said ‘Talk to the tail’.
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
It’s about greed.
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Why? Dems don’t do shit.
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
🎼Every bouquet has its cactus🎼 That’s how the song goes, right?
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
No. You don’t.
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It doesn’t mean petty hate or small mindedness. Thanks.
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It’s not their grievance. It’s their petty hate and small mindedness.
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I dreamt Björk was my child and I was tucking her into bed and reading her bedtime stories.
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I knew there was a reason I liked Philip Glass.
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I finally, at the ripe old age of almost 48, got my tattoo cherry popped!
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Sorry but the roadrunner is pulling focus 👀
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Snek had large meal!
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Balloons!
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Roadrunner on a fence!
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
The cat always did the same. If I heard the heaving noises I would run to put him on the hardwood 😅
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Here’s a hint: everything.
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Balloon!
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
🙋🏻‍♂️
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Roadrunner gonna do hot yoga!
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Lichen!
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
There’s a katydid on my hibiscus!
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Hiked under the tram this morning!
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Keith and I are up in Taos for the weekend!
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Seen across my place of employment.
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
You guys read my signing of your guest book! 🙌🏼
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Even hoes have skills
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
If our cocks ever cross paths I will.
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
My foreskin wouldn’t be enough 😭
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I’m a little guy (5’5”) with little dreams 😌
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JRT505 @jrt505.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Somehow I found a physical copy at retail price. Gonna see what all the hubbub is about.
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