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jrstan @jrstan.com · 22/05/2026
you ain't doing all that shit, boss.
Notorious art theft, racist, xenophobe, homophobe, transphobe, and the sole reason old jrstan isn't dead yet KenanVonKaiser copying a reefsnax Bluesky post and "fixing it" with replacing "goon" with "good" and capitalizing the first letter of every word. You know it's a copy+paste because it has punctuation that isn't just exclamation points. He also adds that he's going to be doing Pokémon Legends ZA later. The normal length for a KenanVonKaiser stream is nowhere near long enough to fit all that shit.

Text:
"Good Morning, Gamers!!~  I Uh, Got A Bit Of A Migraine This Morning, But We're Gonna Power Through It! Metal Slug And Other Arcade Games!
Stay Tuned For Pokemon Legends ZA Buglocke Stream Soon!" Reefsnax's (@reefsnax.pikaparty.social) original stream announcement post:
"Goon morning, gamers!!~

I uh, got a bit of a migraine this morning, but we're gonna power through it! Metal Slug and other arcade games:"
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 21/05/2026
here's a candidate for the revival of @BadLayouts on the former bird app.
Notorious art theft, racist, xenophobe, homophobe, transphobe, and the picture next to the dictionary entry for "parasocial" and/or "psychopath" KenanVonKaiser posting a photo of his Pokedex report in Pokémon Legends Arceus (which may have been taken from someone else, I can't prove it but it won't surprise anyone) reading 69 species recognized. The screenshot is taken from his stream layout which I only have 1,600 more characters to describe, so I'll do my best.

Gameplay anchored to the upper left taking up 75% of the screen. To the direct right, a squished photo of Irida (probably stolen art, I can't tell). Bottom right is his non-functional vtuber avatar (which moves, but is just an idle animation. No limb or head movements, no mouth or eye tracking). Bottom left to bottom center are six green Poke Balls (i think net balls?) with his PNGs of his Pokémon layered on top (don't ask me what they are). All this layered on top of a background of what I think are trees? I can't tell. It's green and ugly and you can't discern the background from the Poke Balls and the Pokémon layered on top. Not pictured is his chat overlay, which if he had people in chat chatting, the chat text color would be red.

Bring back @BadLayouts on Twitter.
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 21/05/2026
lil dickhead getting lazy. didn't paint out the watermark.
Notorious art theft, racist, xenophobe, homophobe, transphobe, and unintentional comedian KenanVonKaiser reposting Rosalina art on Twitter (with no credit to the actual artist @NyazuliArt) with the caption "My Wife Rosalina Picking Me Up My Date Today!"
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 09/12/2025
STAY AWAY FROM MY HORIES
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 12/11/2025
"i like stale bread"
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 09/10/2025
this is like some weird fetish thing, right?
string bean kenan von kaiser, under the new new new username "kaiserxrosalina" says that he "loves fighting", "loves punching" and "getting punched" and that he "(misses) it so much fun" and asks the person "please be do not get my hopes up I love a good fight I promise I will go easy on you and won't break you to early ok dessy"

some weird fetish shit.
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 09/10/2025
Image of Haru Urara from Umamusume heavily distorted to give a big-ass smile and eyes
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 08/10/2025
credit the original artist, you slimebucket. cc @marodraws.bsky.social
notorious art theft, liar, low iq individual, and future recipient of a cologuard Kenan Von Kaiser stealing art from MaroDraws, removing all watermarks and extra stuff from the original, and claiming that he "Drew My Wife Rosalina..."

i would say that the only talent he has is making bluesky accounts, but making a bluesky account is so easy that it insults the intelligence of everyone who made one. especially since he seems to forget the login to two-first-names-2 account.

you can't insult him. let's just say i call him "talentless". that's an insult to people who actually don't have a talent.
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 30/09/2025
i'm telling jokes and making fun of kenan von kaiser over and over and over, relentlessly, mercilessly, simply for one reason, and that is: i'm really enjoying it
screenshot of david letterman on the late show with david letterman after he says the same exact words about jay leno that i said in the above post about kenan von kaiser
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 30/09/2025
i don't see a ring on that finger.
deluded animal (derogatory) kevan von kaiser quote posts a picture of rosalina with the caption "How I Met My Wife Rosalina!"

rosalina watches over and protects the cosmos, she doesn't want to be with a walking red flag.
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 28/09/2025
post i'm quoting for the inevitable block.
racist stalker kenan von kaiser, under the bsky handle "mikejackson2" calls reefsnax (a streamer whose community he was banned from for being a vile piece of shit) a "pedo" and saying, of Rosalina from Mario, "Rosalina is not into pedos with 5 failed relationship get real"
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 28/09/2025
she's also not into racists, content thieves, stalkers, harassers, and defamers.
racist stalker kenan von kaiser, under the handle @KroniiHusbandK on Twitter, says, of the Kongs, "There Are Black People In Mario Kart".

kenan von kaiser is a terrible human being with a track record of lying, stalking, harassing, theft, and now, racism.

as stated by one of reefsnax's community members, "(he) doesnt just need to be destroyed, he needs to be atomized. change his state of matter. Thought that might be hard since he never mattered to begin with"

kenan von kaiser and people like him should not be welcome in the communities they are rightfully kicked out of, and using multiple accounts to try and push a vile and false agenda is low, but somehow, just like your iq, you keep going lower. if you need a shovel, they sell them at the store, but your terminally online unemployed smelly right ass cheek can't afford one. daddy's credit card might be able to afford one so long as you don't use it to pre-order statues that are just going to end up in the jar. i know the nintendo check ain't clearing because they only give them out to well known bootlickers and not asylum patients.
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 27/09/2025
with that logic, neither does getting one in pokemon go. i could probably get one in pokemon go with my left ass cheek.
stupid dumbass idiot Kenan Von Kaiser showing a screenshot from a reefsnax stream (a streamer and community he got banned from for being an art theft, a stalker, and a stupid dumb piece of shit) saying, of reefsnax catching a shiny suicune in a pokemon game "Does Not Count If You Had A Computer Do It For You!".

art theft is bad. stalking is bad. harassment is bad. this loser needs to be put into an asylum and never let out.

i'm usually not in the business of name dropping but i am in this case. i don't like seeing my friend get stalked and harassed. i don't like liars. i don't like content thefts. he's already had multiple bluesky accounts get banned so if you're reading this, do us all a solid and report this waste of oxygen for ban evasion, and report every post where he features content from reefsnax for harassment and stalking.
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 03/06/2025
hi. in just under 3 hours i'll be live on the purple website celebrating #SEGAat65 with the #TeamSEGA crew twitch.tv/jrstan_
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 11/01/2025
forgot to post this over here, but i received this in the mail today, and it was in time for my birthday. thank you @gigidutreix.bsky.social
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 08/11/2024
hey guys i'm here
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 20/10/2024
pov: worst day of my life.
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 18/10/2024
i can't wait to see you again 🥹
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 17/10/2024
WHAT IN REAR?
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 17/10/2024
alright bluesky peeps... you think she loves me back?
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 16/10/2024
hello.
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 10/02/2024
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 28/09/2023
pogger frogger
Frogger, on the cover of Frogger Beyond, 2002, for GameCube, Xbox, Windows, and PS2, in a minecart, with an excited expression on his face with mouth wide open.
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jrstan @jrstan.com · 11/09/2023
gotta somehow make this page about klonoa... oh i know. klonoa ballin
Klonoa in Namco themed baseball attire holding a baseball
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