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Jessica

@jroy218.bsky.social
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Just a teacher in the metro Nola area figuring out how to make this close to twitter without the cray crays.

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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Blah
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That was fucking holding.
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit we got that?!?
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wasn’t after the pass!
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I ran into crabby the other day and now I see he deleted his account. Anyone heard from him?
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Great aunt died today and I was like all good. Then my mom made me realize that’s my grandma’s sister. Now I’m thinking I need to not just go to the wake but need to go to the funeral. Damn it.
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I picked Green Bay in my survivor league. WTF is happening?!?
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We are having Dolly Parton day at school on Friday. Should be interesting.
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So I will vote no again. They keep trying to sneak the St. George and teacher raise into this shit. It’s all bs
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They decide to go against something that is the smallest number of the population and somehow their people follow along. They don’t study stats or anything else.
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m waiting for the Tampa bay to try to come back and win but of course it’s Florida and they don’t have a fucking dome. Why not?
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know there is something that explains all the amendments here in a non partisan way so I can share with everyone. What is that?
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I want bluesky to be like old twitter where I only saw football on Sunday.
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
K picked the bucs over the browns and now we are in rain delay.
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I didn’t let the bar give Jell-O shots until it was official. Yelled at bartender to stop lol
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wait I’m peeing and can only hear the game! Is it bs?
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I thought that would be against us.
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I picked the bucs over the browns in my survivor league and I want to go jump off a bridge currently.
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Loss of 36 with a sack on Rodgers!
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How many commandments do you read?
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Ten Commandments have appeared in my classroom. 🤦‍♀️
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So is that at us being done with the shitties calls of the year or are we going to have lots more?
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
About 300 people in my survivor league picked the chargers. I was just smiling and nodding bc I picked the jaguars.
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belle✨🌵 @vgk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I make fun of ppl who say “want to learn a new nfl rule? Watch a saints game” but they’re literally right
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It went backwards!!!!
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Didn’t realize that was olave bc of the helmet.
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Some coworkers and I were talking this morning about how we remembered exactly where we were and were discussing. We live in Louisiana, were only seeing it on the news and we still remembered!
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Friends debating world wars at the bar and the song “rooster” comes on the background. Try to cut them off about the song, they just keep talking. Patron we don’t know is just nodding his head. I was celebrating that I was right about the song and war for that matter.
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Where is the other half of me?
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When someone blocks you, can they see your posts?
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Got to love a EOB from Medicare that says it’s not a bill but tells the estate of a person that they owe money. Lovely. I’m suppose to pay for something that my dad had and bc he died it comes on me.
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Does anyone else think it is weird that Orleans has a government holiday for Katrina when none of the surrounding parishes do?
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Forgot this was in my classroom😢
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Bebe Neuwirth (she/her) @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thank you Empire State Building. NYC ❤️ Dolly.
Empire State Building lit up in bright pink in honor of Dolly Parton. Beautiful.
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Apparently the next hurricane’s name is dolly.
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Holy shit just got a pop up about dolly dying! My day is over.
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Lock down drill today at school. So lovely that we have to do these and scare the shit out of children. 🤦‍♀️
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We have another Mormon?!?!
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Bad thing I did today - took two airheads from concession stand, started eating them. Realized I am not supposed to have candy at all with my temporary crowns. Over the trash can spitting them out while explaining to the 5th graders who can see me what is going on. My life
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If I ever won this, I think I would feel guilty if I bought a new car. I still am riding strong in my 2016 Kia with 29,000 miles!
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Thank you to whoever got my binders and Kleenex! I so appreciate it as my kids will as well. All of the things on my wishlist are things I need for my kids to use in my classroom and things that they enjoy! Appreciate you all!
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Year 22 of teaching starting today!
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Whenever I see chuck d it makes me think of dj jubilee.
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I just don’t have enough white clothes to go to white linen night.
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Going back to work on Monday and kids start Friday. Could still use a couple of things. Please share if you can! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Check out my list on Amazon
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Had to come out on a faculty field trip. We road a school bus and everything but we are at rock and bowl and I have very big issues with that.
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
In 20 years MFP has only gone up by $600. 🤦‍♀️
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Watching “The Devil Wears Prada 2” and just saw Jon Batiste in a scene.
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Jessica @jroy218.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ummm .. MSY 🤦‍♀️
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