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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I got a new dog, I have named him after the most honorable proffesion: Car seat Headrest

The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

To celebrate this years pride month I'm coming out as pansexual. And by that I mean I am gonna slam my cock and balls with a frying over and over again until I either cum or reach enlightenment like some kind of gooning Buddha.

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

My new hobby is breaking into rich peoples homes and feeding their dogs yogurt that makes them evil and smart

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

There just isn't enough sludge nowadays

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

You can't handle my Caucasian shadow magic you slut

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Mario & Luigi's Big Stinky Penis for the Nintendo Switch 3

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Micro dosing diarrhea to become more powerful in the public library bathroom

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

There's lesbians reading this RIGHT NOW

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

In Night City you uh...uh, you. Fucking, smooth metal on my head man smooooth and cold. Make pp harrrd. Yum yum yum. I love capatalism.

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Happy Halloween or whatever. I'm busy making money on the stock market. I'm investing in caramel cookies manufacturing and unmanned drones for the military.

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

I challenge any abacus to count all my sins dawg you cant handle my shit

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Striking a deal with the local deli's manager that if he gives me a life time supply of american cheese slices for grilled cheese based sex I'll leaving dead racoons at his mother's grave.

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Picture of my late father Herald. He died tragically in a bobsledding accident last august. It was like cool runnings but with more blood and concrete.

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Me as soon as I sit down in my first class seat on the airplane to New Zealand: “Siri, resume play on 4 hour deepthroat compilation. Max volume.”

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Started thinking about the Pillsbury Dough Boy and got so scared it cured my erectile dysfunction. God bless America.

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Join me next yesterday when I start my new career as the very first Nokia N-Gage streamer over on Mixer. Thanks to Roosterteeth for the sponsorship.

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

The last picture taken of my great grand ogre before he got disintegrated by a Vietnamese toddler with a hotwired panini maker.

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

“K-kyaa! A-a-an indirect kiss…!” I say covering my blushing face after being handed a crack pipe from a guy who looks like if Gollum from lord of the rings was from Eugene, Oregon.

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Slipped my uber driver one of these bad boys as a tip

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

All Dogs go to Heaven 4: Pandemonium

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Siri, google cowboys that are gay but they’re like, chill about it

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Gonna hit this move at the pussy museum

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I'm so fucking smart and you're all just jealous

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

If your posture is too straight you fucking work for hitler

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

My sources confirm that Margaret Thatcher's pussy did indeed taste like moth balls

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

It’s me again. The castration sensation sweeping the nation.

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Thinking about karate and cookie dough

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

500 cigarettes is pussy numbers. Don’t fucking speak to me until you’ve done 800 hookah huffs, dipshit

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

The only thing I’ve ever ghost ridden is my fucking toilet

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Eating wild turnips in the frozen tundra. Never stop the grind fellas, the FDA can't touch us now.

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Gonna start covering Lady Gaga songs at the seniors bingo nights soon. Will be calling myself Mr. Googoo out of respect.

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

What is the neck if not the ass of the head

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Looking forward to thanksgiving so I can play secret Russian Roulette with the family at dinner. Where I serve several ears of corn on the cob but one of them was up my ass for an hour after cooking.

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

Mr Frakes staring at me through my window while I eat my last ice cream sandwich

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

Caught between my two loves. Strawberry shortcake and not getting my skull caved in by the Yakuza.

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

Google what’s the best way to get cum out of a ant farm

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

I’m shipping every good little boy and girl weapons grade asbestos for the Fourth of July. The bad kids get to chew on a brick of plastic explosive they all have to share.

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

My lawyers have advised me that getting a tattoo of Tweety Bird from da looney tunes with a giant cock is somehow “not socially acceptable” and to “stop calling his office while he’s plowing my wife”.

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

They’re crashing bandicoots? You can’t do that shit man, that’s why I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

Taking a righteous swig of that ancient Aztec Pepsi before signing the newest restraining order against me

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

My wife’s new boyfriend Henry gave me a quarter for a gum ball. We’re “living la vida loca”as the scholars of Greece would call it.

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The Jerk-off Ogre @jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

It’s my new mission to get as many people to lose their virginity to Cars 2 by the Pixar company

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