jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 14hi went to a new barber today and they asked "how can i help you" and i said "i want to buy a haircut" 5933
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 17hi wanted to draw him wearing spiked fingerless gloves because i thought those would be hot on a nude man but i put the freakin hands behind his head!!!! 2300
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 20hbuilding a data center and by data i mean the genetic data held within the sperms in my load and #jrjresqArt #postybirb 161903322
Reposted by jrjresqGloam (comms open 0/5 taken icons 1/5 taken) @tigursidaekaze.com · 23hi got a chance to work on a revision of my comm sheet so regular comms are open too now, DM me if interested both SFW and NSFW 😉 12611
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 06/10/2026I think I saw a lot of art of him yesterday which made me make this today. I didn't know the zzz universe followed the Gregorian calendar tho 0140
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 05/10/2026my eunuchs have once again informed me of Telegrams treachery in the form of Stock Trading AI Agent Ads 'neath my channel of cocked wolves. I make nary a pence from these scheming scoundrels 613112
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 05/10/2026yess.. I knew his birthday was yesterday of course 😅 I'm on top of these things 😅 2211
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 05/10/2026i made croutons today but they tasted too good and i kept popping them in my mouth every so often and now my body is just 75% carbs. von lycaon dick. #sketch #jrjresqArt #postybirb 71720234
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 05/10/2026i made this post (copy and pasted from a random chinese wiki article) as a surreal shitpost but i translated it to see what it said and honestly it is very prescient and topical 3301
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 05/10/2026words to live by: if everyone in your life is a canadian, then YOU might actually be the canadian 2582
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 05/10/2026i do realize that what im doing is an advanced form of "bored kid draws dicks in class" 020
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 05/10/2026額我略十三世廢除了儒略曆並頒佈了新曆法，稱「格里高利曆」（格里高利即額我略十三世），簡稱「格里曆」。教廷規定1582年10月4日星期四之後的第二天是1582年10月15日星期五，即跳過10天 091
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 05/10/2026lately ive been feeling like that one pic of spongebob where hes just very smooth and round and has no pores. all smiles not a single blemish. legoshi standing with his dick out in a white void 112020270
Reposted by jrjresqrose @spacenintendogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026welcome back to the gun show 💪 #starfox 731780
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 03/10/2026tbh the ult is visually cool but who decided that it does literally everything in such a short cooldown. fire them from the balance team lmao 3160
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 02/10/2026haha his ultimate is the stupidest shit ever what the fuck i love it 2300
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 02/10/2026Rereading this. I hate the term "mental skidmark". But I get it. If an idea is like a poop, then not being able to get it all out and wipe yourself clean leaves a skidmark....... 1160
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 02/10/2026i want to make my art more french. i dont even know what that means. but i know the vibe 1170
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 02/10/2026theres feeds that build a rudimentary simulation of an intensively invasive feed 000
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 02/10/2026ive spent a lot of time off timelines (for you/following pages). this revealed to me that i grew heavily dependent on algorithms and reposts as a means of discovery for art. i really haven't been consuming as much art as i'd like, and it's showing more with every second i stare at a blank canvas 😭 4441
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 02/10/2026The reason why old people like me use ellipses all the time is because there is always much more to be said..... These messages are too short to contain every thought... There is so much more meaning in these messages than the 300 characters you see......... a mental skidmark in communication....... 7875
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 02/10/2026hi im jrjresq the "E" stands for entertainment but it actually doesnt its really not 3431
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 02/10/2026I always loved how chewy subway bread was. But then again I did gnaw on the foam mats on the floor of the dojo as a kid...... 1462
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 02/10/2026what are the most fuckable produce. cucumbers, pumpkins, eggplant (aubergine). u cant fuck a peach tho they just look like butts. grapes up any orifice aint comin back out. bananas are too squishy but the peel might be a great sleeve. nick wiger fucked an apple once. 5250
Reposted by jrjresqHeyFizzyJay @heyfizzyjay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026still not normal about the bisexual wolf dad from don't eat the neighbours 9818153
Reposted by jrjresqStanglassart @stanglassart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Wile E. Coyote in Lola Bunny’s Space Jam outfit 🤪 WIP #looneytunes #fanart #coyotevsACME 51115267
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 02/10/2026wait no its october he should fuck a pumpkin. i got my produce mixed up!! 2501
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 01/10/2026i was thinking about how cats were afraid of cucumbers in the 2010s. are they still afraid of them now? am i afraid of them? i am not a cat. i drew Tussle with a cucumber up his ass while thinking about this #jrjresqArt #postybirb 8755100
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 01/10/2026i play a lot of graves. one time my game bugged and i couldnt aim my cursor and i still won so i like this character 1130
jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 01/10/2026been playing deadlock street brawl. i forgot that its essentially a pick an upgrade out of 3 game. a great way to interact with what's popular in my gaming retirement home. all my votes are going to Baba BTW #gushing4granny 3342
