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j-r conlin

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Got two Turing tables and some microcode. I worked on back-end server-y type stuff at a place that kept rockin' the free web. I like rust, python, and horrible […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mindof.jrconlin.com/@jrconlin, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
May I offer (with apologies to David Malki) "cyber-lioning"?
A screenshot of a github comment that reads:

"Why does the presence of artificial intelligence cause discomfort? AI represents generative intellect; mastery of its execution adds vibrant depth to life. Labeling an asset as 'GenAI slop' fails to obscure objective facts. The assumption that AI generation renders an output inherently invalid remains entirely fallacious."A modified version of the first three frames of David Malki's Wondermark Sealion strip.

Frame 1:
Woman: I don't mind most marine mammals, but Code Agents? I could do without Code Agents.
Man: Don't say that out loud!

Frame2:
(A modified sea lion with the robot head emoji poorly pasted on top, the cyber-lion): Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear...
Man: Now you've done it.

Frame 3: 
Cyber-lion to an annoyed looking Woman: I would like to have a civil conversation about your statement. Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative thing any Code Agent has ever done to you?
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
Clearly, these things consume without consideration of merit. (Although, I did learn a few things...) cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/1168…
The results for myself, which show that for whatever reason, Claude Opus and Kimi both polluted themselves with my code. 

My apologies.TIL, I was also an actor on shows like "The Deuce" and "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel", according to both Gemini 3.1 Lite and Deepseek v4, no matter what IMDB or the Screen Actors Guild may sayDid you know that I was also part of Valley? I didn't, but I shouldn't argue with GPT-5.5.
(Granted, I was unaware of the band, turns out they're pretty good, so I guess I did benefit from an LLM today.)
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026
Majestic.
The Arch d' Epstein.

(The "prototype" Trump Whatever Arch blown up to about the same size that the proposed Arch will be, photoshopped onto Memorial Circle like the absolute abomination that it is.)
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
A capture from the Softbank Artificial Super Intelligence slide deck that shows a warehouse with a smattering of human formed artificial slaves with the title:
Robot (new line)
Body that moves the real world

Other than that being a really weird way to put that phrasing, I keep thinking about stories like R. U. R., or the movie Metropolis, or the fact that "Robot" comes from the Czech word for slave.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
What a weirdly positive way to phrase a dystopia.
Headline announcing:

 "Tech companies launch Bay Area job cuts in fresh staffing reductions.

Walmart, Uber, Lucid are among the companies to trim tech staffing in Bay Area"

Because nothing says "fresh" and "launch" like making hundreds of people jobless in a tight economy.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2026
Apparently, this is what I do when given a few hours to come up with lunch for myself.
A bowl of Japanese style curry, with roasted potatoes, carrot, brown mushrooms and broccoli, topped with fresh red pepper (no time to pickle them), served with short grain rice and a glass of lemonade.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026
Someone thought this was good design.
A drive enclosure for an M2 drive that has USB A & C ports at either end. The drive is for a full sized M2 stick, so it's about 138mm (5.5") and looks precarious sticking out of a USB A port of a mid tower.

(Yes, I have a USB extender cable I will be using with this.)
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 16/06/2026
Status update:
The Pacific Coast with a small sign that reads "OCEAN"
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 16/06/2026
Current status:
A sign on a bridge in a wooded glen informing folk "Creek does not require coins to operate"

Every sign answers a question.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2026
Don't mind me, just updating my LinkedIn profile. Can't wait to see what the recruit-bots come back with.
A screen shot of my profile, where the "About" section now reads:

Hi, I don't care about your new AI startup that wants to get, I dunno, get the homeless hooked on prediction markets, or using amazing block-chain tech to better monetize school bus programs.  If you send me anything like that, I will probably just taunt you.

I prefer working on things that actually make tech better: things like privacy and personal security (real privacy and security, the kind that's amazingly hard to make money off of), developer networking (as in growing a network of peers, regardless of employer, because that last longer than most employers) and other fun tech worker-rights kind of stuff.  

I've worked on every aspect of programming, from customer support and maintenance to successfully designing and architecting a complex system. I prefer to be a swiss army knife rather than a scalpel and love learning new technologies and skills. I also enjoy using technology in unexpected ways to make life easier for everyone.

My general experience has been in message and data management, but am more than happy enough to work on any project provided it's interesting and I can contribute to it.

Specialties: python, rust, javascript, css, mysql, xml, xslt, AJAX, customer support, application design, systems support, evangelism, site security, hacking, etc. (with a heavy emphasis on cetera).
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2026
Current status: (No screaming, yet)
A view of a small ocean cove. It is overcast, but two pairs of chair invite you to just sit and enjoy the tranquility. 

Out of kindness, I will not use this location for screaming.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
Oh, yeah, and in one last act of, well, me... ( _I mean, what are they gonna do, fire me?_ )
The firefox logo with the fox decked with the non-binary flag, hugging a globe decked in rainbow colors, with the base being the trans flag, because of all the foundational work trans folk have done at mozilla. 

Brand will probably hate it, like they hated almost every sticker I created, but this isn't sanctioned or official, but a transformative work expressing an opinion.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
Work on a massively stressful project. Get a congrats email telling you that you can expense up to $30 on a "treat" for yourself. Buy $27, 1.75v bottle of potential regret. Doing things the classic way, even on the way out.
A stupidly large, cheap ass bottle of questionable tequila on a dining room table with various other things around it. 

The tequila isn't terrible. It's not great, but it's not terrible. It's the kind of tequila you mix into margaritas or other drinks rather than sipping on it's own. (I much prefer sipping tequilas, but those were slightly more than $30)
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 09/06/2026
Hilariously, there are four responses to this post from Bluesky. They're all bots, like this one:
A bot response to my `As an LLM` post with the response:

> Emily Brown
> ‪@soareslzs.bsky.social‬
> Hi, lovely profile! You have exactly the kind of vibe I've been looking for lately. Any fun plans for the evening? ✨
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 09/05/2026
Hey, look! Our ballot for Governor arrived.
A ballot containing an insane number of candidates, some of which may also be insane.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/05/2026
No others needed.... techhub.social/@craigcook/116530561…
From Spongebob, 

A time card saying "Several Bad Puns Later"

It's say its definitely watchy, and worth your timex.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2026
Just posting some original AI art.
An image that looks like nothing, and everything.

The joke is about how AI image generators start building an image. If you know, you know. If you don't, might be fun to learn .
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 27/04/2026
@jsadow
A Lightly modified version of the Buckaroo Banzai Against the World Crime League with "Hercules" poorly grafted on.

Herc-aroo Banzai, if you will.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 22/04/2026
Just got, and yes I have been counting, my 20th extended warranty note from Maytag. For a washer I bought two months ago. Each with "After your washer repair, let's help you **avoid unexpected bills**." Motherfuckers, if you have so little faith in your […] [Original post on mindof.jrconlin.com]
The offending envelope, with the enclosed repair grift note.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 10/04/2026
Hey, so the I.Q. test was introduced and promoted by a eugenicist. So when you hear one white dude refer to a bunch of other people as having "low I.Q." it means that he's saying "they're not being white enough". ( _Granted, I may refer to a few of these […] [Original post on mindof.jrconlin.com]
Still from "The More You Know" GIF.

Which, I believe the music you just heard is still owned by NBC, so my apologies if your brain gets a copyright strike.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 08/04/2026
Well, they're honest.
The back of a car featuring a "Ne Driver" sicker below an "Uber" driver sticker.

3 stars.

survived.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 03/04/2026
Well, "did". I pre-emptively blocked it.
A notification stating that "Elon Universe" was following me.

I am not bothered. 

I've heard it's a very small universe that occasionally catches fire.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 22/03/2026
I want to be clear that the official reason that her hair is being swept forward is NOT because the country is regressing that fast. That said...
A detailed view of the 2026 dime showing a young Lady Liberty with her hair being swept forward.

There has also not been any official statement about if she was involved with Epstein.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026
I've been working with this crap for how long and I just, recently found out that if you go under _Settings_ : _Privacy & Security_ : scroll down to _Permissions_ , you can click on _🗨 Notifications_ and get a list of All the sites where you've agreed to […] [Original post on mindof.jrconlin.com]
The aforementioned Settings screen in the Privacy & Security section, at the Permissions block, with "Notifications" selected.

This is far, far easier than the old way, which involved digging ones way through some really weird configuration stuff.

As the kids these days say, "it's neat-o".
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2026
@mookie Yeah, you need to go to Curry​ Hyuga. (Then, go to Clover, but, yeah. Absolutely blows Curry Life out of the bay.)
A bowl of Japanese curry, with chicken katsu, cabbage, pickles and potato salad 

It is a bowl of joy.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/03/2026
Current Status:
Sitting on a bench at Shell Beach, CA looking out at the ocean, under a clear sky without a hint of fog. 

The breeze is cool and there's just a hint of salt in the air from the low tide. Even the gulls are chilling out.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 06/03/2026
**THE DOW IS NO LONGER AT 50,000** Can we finally talk about how many rich folk hung out with Epstein again?
A screenshot showing the DOW index at 47,954.74.
Which, frankly, also shows that it's been under 50K since Feb 12th.

Because it was only about distraction.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 22/02/2026
@haineux Pickings at the local Target were a bit meager, but I did find a couple of choices. Sunny D Peeps - Very citrusy, in the same way that Sunny D is. The citrus does a good job of cutting through the sugar. They're not bad toasted, but you may […] [Original post on mindof.jrconlin.com]
A package of "Sunny D" Peeps being held above a package of "Rice Krispie Treat" Peeps. Both are large enough that I expect to be yelled at by my spouse.The prospective workspace, showing a kitchen counter, a Ryobi heat gun, and the package of "Sunny D" Peeps. 

I'm using a heat gun here instead of a blow torch because I can, and because I normally set the peep on fire, which is probably not a good outcome. Fun, though.A study of uncooked, and cooked peeps. The cooked peeps are much larger and browner than the uncooked peeps.

They await a taste test.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 13/02/2026
I mean, it's a pretty nice album, but I don't know why the passengers on that cable car are all riding backwards, and I kinda feel sorry for the family that's about to be run over.
Album cover showing a cable car along what might be San Francisco streets showing a cable car crossing an intersection with people crossing.

The cable car is very much on the wrong side of the street.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 10/02/2026
Current Status:
A picture of some very burnt toast.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 09/02/2026
Huh, HUGE backorder for pizza tonight for some reason, so made my own.
A pizza that is "well done" and definitely golden brown & delicious.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 08/02/2026
YES! Finally hold the sky accountable for it's crimes! Oh, wait...
An image of some sky writing that says "TRY THE SKY"
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/02/2026
Current Status
A view of the Pacific Ocean surf taken from Pacific Coast,CA.

There are rocks and waves and birds and sailing ships and the Island of Carl in the distance.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/02/2026
A blue flag above the text:

Marked safe from
Being in the Epstein Files
Today

(Feel free to reuse and share)
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 05/02/2026
Well, now, this is an interesting scam I've not seen before. Yes, that's a very real "business" check that is filled out, complete with proper backing. It is missing the routing and account number (which, I'll note, is not really difficult to find for a lot of businesses like this).
A home purchase solicitation letter featuring a check (missing routing and account info) written out for $1,612,875. 

(Sadly, my home is worth far more than that, so yeah, not going to bite, but still, had me wonder if I could find a lawyer to ask about teaching these clowns a $1.6MM lesson on sending unsolicited fund transfers.)
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 03/02/2026
Well, looky what just showed up?
A screen shot of Firefox Nightly's "Block AI enhancements" selection screen, allowing for additional fine-tuned things like "Allow Translations" but "Block Tab group suggestions" and "Key points in link previews".
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 02/02/2026
Might want to take a look at your quake kits, kids.
A screen capture from quake.usgs.gov showing latest quakes.

Of the 14 listed, 13 of which are all around a neighborhood in San Ramon, CA, (which is north of San Jose, CA and east of the San Francisco Bay and Oakland.

But, yeah, that's…

a lot of quakes.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 22/01/2026
## Billionaire Tax Proposal Angers Bay Area Billionaires ### All 200 of them are very upset that they might lose 5% of their holdings, once, so that cities can cover what the Feds decided to cut from the budgets […] [Original post on mindof.jrconlin.com]
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2026
Phrasing
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 14/01/2026
Either I have amazingly unique tastes in music, or...
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 11/01/2026
Toothbrush died, so I wanted to see if it was repairable. Ha-ha, no. It's made out of spite and capitalism. EVERYTHING is spot welded together, and the battery is a crap 1.2v 1100mAh job (at least, that's what's on the label) Granted, paid $30 for it about 5 years ago, but still...
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 06/01/2026
@ai6yr
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 05/01/2026
Sigh. Got the dreaded Pixel6 "Your battery is bad" message today. Really wish FairPhone was available in the US, but I'll probably just send it in to have the battery swapped out. I've got a spare I can use, but I have to back off Linage, since it's not […] [Original post on mindof.jrconlin.com]
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 30/12/2025
Current status:
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/12/2025
Ready for the future.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 09/12/2025
@carstenfranke @ai6yr Can confirm.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 27/11/2025
thedevilspanties.com/archives/16854
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 27/11/2025
The esteemed @ZachWeinersmith writes pure poetry. www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fine-2
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 21/11/2025
Folks filling a niche. Capitalism at it's finest.
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 16/11/2025
Your friendly reminder that you live in a non-technical world.
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