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JPT

@jptoher.bsky.social
104 followers 640 following 19 posts
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JPT @jptoher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of the sneaky benefits of no longer living in America is the complete lack of spam phone calls. Crazy what regulations can do.
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JPT @jptoher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did you throw a stapler at her?
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JPT @jptoher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is this Grimes?
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JPT @jptoher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
hopefully just as an assistant manger at foot locker
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JPT @jptoher.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Yeah but then they smile at you
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JPT @jptoher.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Matcha Burrata
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JPT @jptoher.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’d like it but I hold you to a higher standard of grammar
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JPT @jptoher.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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JPT @jptoher.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I can’t wait to witness the lineage of the pool party PowerPoint presentations you will now bestow upon your son — may the greatness endure
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JPT @jptoher.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Great question! It is very thoughtful to consider your dreams. Let’s put together a 5 point explainer on why _dreams_ are important.
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JPT @jptoher.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
wow way to side with my wife
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JPT @jptoher.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Are you peeling from the top or pinching from the bottom??
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JPT @jptoher.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
that’s just too many likes imo
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JPT @jptoher.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
wow shots fired at vienna
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JPT @jptoher.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
But Ezra Klein said
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JPT @jptoher.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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JPT @jptoher.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Atop Devil’s Tower — Marie Kondo them right off
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JPT @jptoher.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
You just love flame throwers
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JPT @jptoher.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Origin: Italian
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