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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
having your suits custom made != having them fit well. especially with rich narcissists who insist on wearing the same fashion which briefly looked not awful on them in the 80s. also tons of populists throughout history have spent $$$ on intentionally poorly fitting clothes.
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
wow rob
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the thing is that tracey doesn’t *have* to look like that. I’m not saying he’d be an Adonis with a better haircut and fashion sense, but he’s just such an evil shitty person that it oozes from his pores.
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
washington dc has been throwing around the idea of charging excise tax based on curb weight. as an owner of a heavy EV I wouldn’t love it, but I’d support it
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
freudian slip, he was thinking about that photo of piker
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that’s definitely not a no
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
man I just remembered that the “banking laws” Denny Hastert violated were because he was embezzling campaign donations to bribe the MANY MEN HE SEXUALLY ASSAULTED WHEN THEY WERE CHILDREN IN HIS CARE
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
did it upend his legacy? did being a serial molester upend his legacy?
Washington Post headline “Dennis Hastert, ex-house speaker whose sex abuse admission upended legacy, dies at 84” with a photo of a gross sack of shit who serially molested boys
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my dad had to carry me screaming from the theater during the titanic scene in ghostbusters ii. I was obsessed with the titanic but hadn’t yet internalized that all those people died
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If I am I hope I came up with it while on my ADHD meds otherwise I probably don’t have an end game
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unless I’m running some brilliant long con
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know addiction has many faces but I don’t think one of them is the face of a guy who asked to be put on extended release pills and then later asked to reduce the dosage. These are the opposites of drug seeking behavior
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
im supposed to break bread with someone who wants to kill me? is this guy for real?
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you like and admire nazis?
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so when having lunch with someone who would gleefully send my family to camps and wants us all to live in a diminished, sweltering world, do we have to split the bill?
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this pisses me off to no end. I take the most boring type of ADHD medication and have taken it responsibility, but I have to get a piss test once a year? foh with this bullshit administrative burden
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
to be fair to chuck he died several years ago
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cc @mapquest.com
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
environment…yes. but, airplane house? maybe.
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gore fumbled florida because he couldn’t take a stance one way or the other on letting some weirdo reactionary cuban exiles pave over the everglades to build an airport, a proposal that had zero chance of becoming a reality anyway.
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
didn’t she basically say she “cured” her son so he no longer has autism and that’s why she isn’t a visible face of this bullshit anymore?
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh so we CAN use the active voice when it’s not a motorist got it
Boston globe headline “pedestrian seriously injured in collision with bicyclist near kenmore square, police say
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I secretly like his Batman slightly more than peak Nolan
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
one of the unintended consequences of people buying groceries online or using apps for these fascist shitdicks is the ability for anyone of room temperate IQ to look at their order history and literally compare prices
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you can just say maga, pedo is implied
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in this economy?
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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I support Somali-Americans @adamrothman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two arms marked China and Hegseth clasp over a caption that says "Examining the U.S. military's sensitive parts"
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I really enjoyed his son’s book about action park until the last chapter where he was like “and now let me tell you about my personal savior, Ronald Reagan”
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
because it meant that private equity investors could say the R word again
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
like the obb is total ass? if you aren’t rich you get nothing but misery out of it. at least idiots like dubya knew you had to front load the goodies before dropping the anvil
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
some real christmas adventurer shit
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it’s like that (possibly apocryphal) story about how in the 80s record industry A&R reps just KNEW that the only thing that sold was rock albums, and then Nielsen Soundscan started showing that country and rap and grunge were huge
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I will never regret quitting smoking except for no longer having an unassailable argument for dropping whatever I’m doing and fucking off for some outside time fifteen minutes every morning and every afternoon
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
david flippo
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
is that why we’re vegan now
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
good thing the whca decided to throw an extra special dinner for their extra special boi
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“bad” is how you’d describe his hygiene, which was also notably awful.
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
yeah right, and make the couch fucker a president? they’re not gonna do that
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cathie Wood is famously dumb and wrong about everything
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
prediction: FIRE is gonna do the “homer simpson walking backwards into a shrub” meme for real the first time a university withdraws an invitation for piker to speak on campus
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
but of course he’s too stupid to understand that
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I read somewhere that we’ve invested 23x what China has in AI and ended up with models which perform 2.4% better than theirs. Our hyperscalers are nuking money from space and realizing they’re in a race to the bottom and they’re all begging trump for a phased, mutual disarmament.
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
yeah but the reality is they aren’t going public because scrutiny of their books would cause the entire bubble to pop and he’s hoping to delay that until he’s shifted all of his personal investments into assets and commodities which aren’t as exposed to stock market volatility.
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
justice for this user
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
oh so now it’s a CRIME to reenact World War Two battles? What army do I portray? What a strange question to ask!
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
and that they were basically antique in China by the time people in England found out about them
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
nah you gotta leave out ketchup and gushers
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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nope @jpshipley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
he doesn’t attend them anyway
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