Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 2hMy man looks like "who the actual fuck is this, and why is Kevin starting a thread on a random tourist in Times Square"? 020
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Monster. I'm good with snatching some of the toppings off those abominations tho 000
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My man looks like he secured the ring, and swiftly crossed-over and made sure to drown out Bastien's scream into the storm. 000
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026At some point, you have to just start going the MJ route and bedazzle that thing. 000
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026ESPN going all in on a washed up punter with a "manosphere" podcast is just peak 2020s. 000
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026💯- I'm old enough to know it is weird, but completely Hip Hop to see this happening. 020
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comJoe Biden's Confused Reaction: Huh? Wha?Alt: Joe Biden's Confused Reaction: Huh? Wha? 000
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026static.klipy.comMan Clapping BravoALT: Man Clapping Bravo 000
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This is 1990s hilarious in so many ways. Those who disagree are children who were not scarred by healthy commerce in malls. 010
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Well, at least it seems like Natalie edited with CAPS after YOLO-AI'ing his speech to text before posting. I mean, she could just be the ChatGPT app from South Park and we could call it a day. 000
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026No sport should allow a 4+ hour drive from home stadium to be included in blackout rules. #Bills 000
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Meh. There are other windmills to tilt at. This just seems like a slightly sophisticated "Engrish" post from 2004. 000
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I don't buy it. There is no way that Melania can feel shame. Um, nvm, just feel. We have all seen the evidence. 010
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026We did such a great job giving each state 2 Senators. Luckily Maine has like 1/8 the population of NYC and Wyoming is a rounding error and yet they have the same Senate power as Cali and NYS. I'm pretty sure that Susan has learned her lesson, and while I'm concerned.... 000
Reposted by Shocka CalmPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 13/08/2026This is the ideal bok body. You may not like it, but this is what peak bogrification looks like. 060028
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Link me all the merch. Let the announcements ring forth so my kids have breadcrumbs to follow and don't waste my $ on gifts I do not want or need this upcoming holiday season. Just lather me in (The) Onion, I want to bath in the redolence and become one with satire. 120
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 08/08/2026If we all wear Mets hats, not only will we save democracy, we can save baseball. This is the way. 000
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I really thought this was @theonion.com. Just wow. 000
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 25/07/2026As a wee one, this was the album I used to convince my mother Hip Hop was art. The lyrics included w/CD booklet earned bonus points. Just amazing and crafted with love. Filled with joy and hope; yet fueled by generational sadness, bitterness, and rage. A tentpole moment for all music. 050
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I wish humans would realize that videos and pictures are so much better if you just rotate your phone to horizontal. Vertical video is the DEVIL Bobby! 2170
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Mikey Dell in the background immediately stops nodding and starts looking for an adult when Grandpa gives War Crimes™ an endorsement. 2100
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Whoa whoa whoa. Let's not spray stray shots at baseball. Even as a Mets fan, it just the best. Have you been watching Mis, Skenes or Christian Scott? They throw wiffle balls and defy physics. 020
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Michelle > Barack at oration. That is saying a QUITE a bit, but damn. I wished we deserved them. 060
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I mean, it already can't. They gave up and sold their compute to models that matter so they can do their BS IPO shenanigans. 000
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Serious Greenwald vibes. I don't know if it was Twittersphere, MAGA psychosis or just being way too f'n online - but these cats have gone completely Scott Adams. 020
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I didn't know we could still post things from MS DOS 000
Reposted by Shocka CalmElder Skunk of the North @loranskunky.bsky.social · 05/06/2026The Fred Rogers Production has started uploading every episode of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood for free. www.youtube.com/@misterroger...youtube.comMister Rogers’ NeighborhoodWelcome to the official Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood YouTube channel! For more than 30 years, Mister Rogers created a relationship with millions of children, each of whom felt like they were visiting ... 5589564140
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Beautiful to witness. He also blew up his new wife's lips. 010
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Hopefully he is evolved enough to understand this. 000
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 26/05/2026This dude would get lit up by every teenager at the local paintball field. What a sad chump. 000
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Can't a super tough Republican Senator be a "life long Batchelor", go to Disney and feel pretty again like he did before granny locked him in the attic with the other flowers without some kind of social media attack? I find him brave. What other Senator has a bubble wand? 000
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 17/05/2026THREE HUNDRED DRONES?! OMG!!! This is a fucking Thursday in Ukraine. 020
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Yeah, but still - that Pac Man Fender is as delicious as the little yellow pellets themselves. 000
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Everything except the Buffalo Sabres Hockey Team #BuffSky 031
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 11/05/2026OOH! Good call. We should get a reel of him salivating over muscled and sweaty men. I mean, why else would he be into the UFC? 030
Shocka Calm @jprdonnelly.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Obviously, F Alex Jones, Bohemian Grove, all of it. That said, what the actual hell is up with the "Imma be real and post from my car so y'all know how serious this is" trend. Who started this nonsense, and why do adults not feel like they are saying "6-7" when they do it non-ironically? 000
