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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If the Jets beat the Packers, the Packers have no choice but to preserve honor and commit seppuku before risking any further tarnish.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I really wish Katie Dippold had gone to the Emmys dressed as the Babadook.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Matt LaFleur is still a bad coach.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Keep an eye on the DFW area Craigslist...

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I saw a pack of cookies on the quick-sale shelf at the grocery store. I pressed through the plastic on the box and could tell they were soft-baked. The box said "Chocolate Chip Hermit Cookies." I should have researched it. I did not consent to fruit. Please respect my privacy at this time.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Greg Schiano makes $6.5 million a year to make Rutgers a laughing stock in a conference they don't belong in.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This is just vague Islamophobia. Far right shit posters and "influencers" have been pushing the claim of taqiyya for a while now as a way to assert that muslims are religiously obligated to lie.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I used to get Max Landis and Max Bemis mixed up and as it turns out, not really a big deal.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

70% of being the parent of a toddler is just agreeing that your child did find that thing you put where you wanted it to be and then thanking them for finding it before returning it back to its original location. "You found my shoes? Next to the door? Two of them? Wow, thank you."

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

When you remember who Katy Tur is married to, this all makes more sense.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Dan Bongino, arguably quick on the block button, blocked me after I said he had a ten-finger forehead.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The irony of people suddenly saying they no longer enjoy Jelly Roll comes with the stinging admission that they previously enjoyed Jelly Roll.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

It's because she doesn't know what certify means; she's not big on vocabulary, or geography, or social studies, or math, or science, or any other middle school subject.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

With all the money and equipment managers and what have you, you'd think Luis Garcia Jr. would have a glove that fits him. #Yankees

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I try not to put too much energy into polls, but this feels right. I work in NYC, and have for over a decade. I've dealt with a dozen city agencies in different capacities. In the past month, I've had next day emails from one and got a phone call from an another's public affairs officer.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

She does this shit both because she's a terrible person and because it gets engagement. Her team regularly replies to comments saying "thanks for engagement" or "thanks for commenting" just because they know it helps boost them in the algorithm.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Future Fox Nation podcaster.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Disappointed but not surprised Robert Irvine is one of the chefs.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The enemy of my enemy is still a fucking ghoul and does not deserve any credit for having any feelings that align with my own.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Republicans: Even one single illegal vote is a threat to this nation. Also Republicans: Letting 3,400,000 Americans die is not a big deal.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Quick reminder that Dr. Fauci issued a recommendation based off available information and data. The director of the CDC, Dr. Redfield issued the guidance. The governor of Ohio, Mike DeWine issued social distancing requirements. State and local police enforced it. Fauci ordered no arrests.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

S-Tier Boomer Screenshot: ✅ Screenshot of a screenshot of entire phone screens ✅ Airplane mode inexplicably on ✅ Lame Chicken Soup style quote in unformated meme

Screenshot of a screenshot of a text meme reading "Never stop trying never stop believing never give up your day will come"

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I didn't go to any sort of journalism school or even take a journalism or public affairs adjacent course in college, but I'd say a couple of reasonable follow-ups would be: 1. What poll? 2. The fuck are you talking about? 3. Are you aware you can still make money without killing US servicemembers?

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Politics of David Zucker aside, this really feels like a real time ZAZ bit where each time the camera cuts back to the fireplace there's more gold shit shoved in frame.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

See, it can be done, feckless WH Press Corps!

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Not withstanding that brain-rotted Scalise can't even get his party's own false equivalency correct, there is no constitutional amendment that affords you the right to unlimited pasta.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

That's less than a regular 8 hour shift.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I know the Moana live action is getting panned critically, but it's going to make $100 million this weekend and four of those tickets are coming from me.

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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 08/07/2026

NEW: He was picking up a work crew to take them to construction site at 6 a.m. on Tuesday morning. ICE showed up. And now this small business owner, the father of three American citizens, is dead. www.thebulwark.com/p/he-lived-h...

thebulwark.com

He Lived Here for 35 Years. Put Three Kids in College. ICE Killed Him.

Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was picking up a crew for a construction project when ICE shot him. It now claims he was the aggressor.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Wondering how much the US paid FIFA just to get their asses handed to them anyway. Yeesh.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

They got more Nazis showing up in DC on the 4th of July than people going to the Great American State Fair.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

It's that time of the year when NPR or similar outlets will tweet out the Declaration of Independence and people will inevitably complain about them tweeting "woke shit."

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I knew I wasn't going crazy that the DOE took down their own guidance just so that conservatives could pile on Zohran who was citing that guidance. bsky.app/profile/jppo...

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

So with Zohran recommending people set their thermostats to 78°, the Department of Energy (appears to have, I truly don't know how to verify this) nuked the page that says the exact same recommendation. Wayback Machine: web.archive.org/web/20260702... Current: www.energy.gov/energysaver/...

web.archive.org

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Conservatives: the 14th Amendment was meant for a certain time and shouldn't be interpreted the same way today, so many things have changed. Also Conservatives: the founding fathers definitely believed we should include owning AR-15s in the 2nd Amendment.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

If her due date is Aug 1, she will be considered 36 weeks pregnant on July 5th and without a doctor's note, would be barred by most domestic airlines already to return home.

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Are you fucking kidding me?

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J.P. @jppolewczak.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Just checking in and this was what the other site had, after I refreshed it, for "Today's News"

Screenshot from Twitter/X showing three headlines under the banner "Today's News"

"Mayor Mamdani Dives in Suit to Open NYC Pools - 2 days ago"

"Dodgers Activate Teoscar Hernandez from Injured List Before Athletics Series - 6 Hours ago"

"Elon Musk Shares Son's Cheeseburger Order at Strict Sushi Spot - 1 day ago"

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