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Chubby Buttcage

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Middle-aged housebear showing hole

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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I might need to work on getting a bigger chest :/
Picture of my moderatly hairy torso half covered by a crop top, revealing pierced nipples
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Does Tits Thursday™️ exist??
My moderatly hairy upper torso half covered by a crop top, revealing one pierced nipple, a bit of hairy armpit and the outline of the other through the shirt
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Locktober surprise <3
Me naked, wearing only a pink chastity cage with a waist strap
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bye guiche, at least I tried :/
Curved piercing barbell on a tissue
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mylène!!! 🧡🖤❤️ youtu.be/rNSohl3J59o?...
youtu.be
Mylène Farmer - Des lols et des quoi (Clip Officiel)
YouTube video by Mylène Farmer
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Serving strawberry and cream donut today
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thongs are the best after a productive weekend
My backside while wearing a pink thong
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Turns out I don't need much stimulation to revert my ass lips to their swollen whorish look
Photo of my very stimulated anus, and also my vertical guiche.
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My hole is happy but still hungry:
Picture of my anus, with a small part of my guiche piercing shown
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I only tasted cum twice (nobody wants to come!!) but I got fucked twice, and one guy succeeded to piss a bit in my mouth 😋
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I didn't realize how much I crave cock in my throat and ass until I returned yesterday to the bathhouse.. And WOW, these men USED me <3
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Having an internal debate about English and French versions of Aria di Mezzo Carattere in FF6. English voice is higher pitched, as a stressed person not used to singing in public, but French voice is deeper and warmer, as from a strong woman general? youtu.be/kdot7vHzmZg?... youtu.be/PDT0rQ5oE90?...
music.youtube.com
Opera House- Celes singing scenes - FFVI Pixel Remastered
YouTube video by DB Gamer Music Video
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
(It sucks because people are getting even stupider, more dependant on machines, and many are losing jobs to very much unqualified and very very stupid robots, and finally so many cannot identify AI generated content, even the worst kind)
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Third Zero boss almost got me posting anti-AI stuff (don't need FF4 for that)
FF4 Free Entreprise team fighting final boss "Shodanomus" inspired from System Shock
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Third run is definitely spicier!!
FF4 Free Entreprise screenshot of the Wyvern boss against an early party of mostly weak mages.
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Second playthrough was much easier than the first, oh well.
FF4 Free Entreprise Zeromus fight with "Bernhamus".
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Starting a new slightly harder playthrough of FF4 Free Entreprise. Objectives sound fun!
Initial screen of FF4 Free Entreprise showing a pink haired Rydia as the starting character, with a list of four main objectives to complete: 
1. Complete Cave Bahamut
2. Liberate Baron Castle
3. Return the Pan to Yang's wife
4. Conquer the vanilla Murasame altar

It then says: "Complete 3 objectives to win the Crystal" [required for fighting Zeromus]
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ooh they show you where everything was! I somehow skipped the boss of the Sealed Cave.
Screenshot of FF4 Free Entreprise showing at the end the location of the "Rat Tail" key item as in possession of Yang's wife.
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I got tired searching around the end for that last key item..
FF4 Free Entreprise ending screenshot with achievement stats, showing that I missed 1 key item, 12 treasures and 2 bosses.
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If anyone cares what Zeromus I got on my first run 👀
FF4 Free Entreprise screenshot fighting the end boss, this time with the sprite of the possessed princess Peach from Paper Mario The Thousand Years Door.
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Looking for improving my party with a twin in exchange for casting Wall..
Screenshot of a FF4 scene where FuSoYa speaks with the sprite for Asura, with a mage twin behind.
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oh it wasn't the octothing
Screenshot of a very random FF4 party fighting the Antlion on Mt. Fabul.
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Red and black Edward has weaker stats except agility 🤔
Screenshot of FF4FE showing the screen for swapping one team's character for Cid, pointing to one of two Edwards.
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Or maybe I should exhange Tellah???
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ooh, so I can get Cid instead of one Edward if I just beat the octopus?
Screenshot of FF4 on Mt. Fabul, where FuSoYa enters from the wrong way to meet what seems like Cid fighting the Octomammoth.
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If course they also randomized the item for summoning the *big* chocobo..
Screenshot of using the wrong item for summoning a Big Chocobo in FF4, which is changed to something else now.
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
So I guess that's A party?
Screenshot of a FF4 party made of two Edwards, FuSoYa, Tellah and Kain.
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Huh?
Screenshot of finding the most powerful Adamant armor in Damcyan's treasury.
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
He didn't call anyone spoony :(
Kain joins the party at Damcyan, skipping the usual scene.
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oh noes!
FF4 random run screenshot of Edward and Tellah joining the party, but it's already FuSoYa and another Edward.
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I guess any random run will start with some nice surprises :)
Finding a ribbon hidden in the tall grass behind Baron town
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Sure, I guess!
Screenshot showing FuSoYa receiving Luca's secret pendant key from the wounded Edward in Troia.
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
That's going to be interesting!
Beginning screenshot of FF4 Free Entreprise, with a random team of Edward and FuSoYa, in front of maybe a red Golbez?
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I tried playing cards in FFVIII and FFIX, but I'm too dumb and always lose 😭
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
ooh and still sore from all the nip play
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
whew had a very productive piggy night out : drinked pee from the tap, jacked off a daddy with each other's feet in our mouths, got jacked off and sucked in a park behind actual bushes.. oink!
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
my blue very fragile baby 💙 i feel like i could replace a few, but it all depends on worth in battle vs style vs anime.. Anime Jigglypuff and Croagunk are my hilarious favorites, and Roselia/Roserade are *representation*, but i will never resist a quick murderous cow or caring for sweet baby oddish
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Been recently watching Berlin (Casa de Papel spinoff): the main character is despicable, but every episode is a great thrill. Also playing Dragon Quest 3 HD: totally gorgeous, but feels much easier than previous versions. And listening to Madonna's latest remix album, Veronica Electronica 😇
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
So you just need to find your greek daddy (Onassis) (don't we all 😌)
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Yes 😮‍💨, but! Doesn't she say at some point how lonely she feels and that she knows she annoys? I read somewhere she's overcompensating for abandonment trauma?? That would be why her limit break is about finally reaching a happy ending, which feels impossible for her..
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
is this code for "fuck a tear in my new suit"..???
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
wait is that a.. ?? 👀
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
it's cold here (Canadian late Spring) and i've eaten asparagus, so the experiment will have to continue another day..
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
for anyone wondering, i came and then rubbed the interior of the two jocks together.. they're now drying for flavor..
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
just discovered a new fetish and yourjockstraps.com while gooning 👀
yourjockstraps.com
Your Jockstraps
A hangout for guys into jockstraps and athletic supporters with forums and jockstrap galleries
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
love mine, but it does feel like people will overestimate my pain tolerance there, plus any play is punished the next day by soreness and crusties
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
ooh what are you playing on Switch? (I have started the DQ3 remake, but still have to end TOTK 😅)
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Chubby Buttcage @jpourlemais.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Amen! One of my best recon hookup memories was getting invited to a local diner after hosting a D/s couple. I had the best club sandwich ever
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