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John Poulos

@jpoulos.bsky.social
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Leftist. Cat dad. Very tired.

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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This really should be the official image for the "Yep, that's me..." meme.
Senator Katie Britt, in a hearing, looking stunned as her colleague dog-walked himself trying to gotcha Jack Smith.
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Look at this nonsense.
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When do we get an HP Lovecraft biopic starring Ben Affleck?
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My part of the state appears to be having an outbreak of some sort of gnats, or something. I thought they were fruitflies but they're not. My friend 3 towns away has them. Her sister too, in her $3mil house 2 towns away from there. I blame climate change. More specifically, I blame this fckn guy:
A still from C-SPAN. Senator James Inhofe holds a snowball on the US Senate floor in order to mock the concept of what was then called "global warming".
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wait what?
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wait what?
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My dialect map, based on the quiz in the link above. New England all the way.
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder."

Roger Ebert, Life Itself
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I've been an advocate for stirrups for years now. It's how baseball is supposed to look.
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I can't help but read this as an insult.
Screenshot of a Google Fit notification: 

Beyond Amazing! 
You achieved both your goals today!
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This fckin guy...
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Don't look at my butthole.
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
One of those Sundays...
A gray and white tabby cat, sprawled out on its back, paws in the air, butthole presented for all to see. He's sleepin'.
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Train through the wildfires near Armstrong, Ontario. Terrifying. Stay safe, friends 🇨🇦 www.instagram.com/reel/DaymbMr...
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Bonded pairs are the way to go.
Two gray and white tabby cats, asleep and intertwined on a window sill perch.
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Michelle Goldberg makes a great point: Trump would have been so much happier as First Lady.
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Bruh...
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This is crazy.
A screenshot of the stats from tonight's world cup game between Türkiye and Paraguay. All the stats are wildly in Türkiye's favor, they are losing 1-0.
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The Scotland world cup fans breathed life into our sad little city this weekend. Boston misses you!
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Trump's MMA ring transformed (by AI?) into a playpen.
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Papi is not much of a "thinker".
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I just learned about Microceretus and now I need to live long enough for someone to clone them so I can keep them as a pet.
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Bro...
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
With one tweet he managed to offend all the world's Muslims and Christians.
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.
Queer Eye's Fab 5
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn't Indiana Jones:
Dr. John looking better than you.
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
LFG!
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Post your favorite Star Trek Character. Wrong answers only!
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Same, my dude. Same.
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Nooooope! No can do.
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Watching the game.
A pov from a person sitting in a chair front of a TV. He is watching the world series. Two identical cats are on his lap, curled up in the same position, also watching the TV.
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
"one of the best hitters"? Cal Raleigh had a batting average of .247. Honestly, the MVP talk is silly.
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Bevo III just said fckit and did the thing.
An except from the Wikipedia article for Bevo, the longhorn steer that serves as the live mascot of the University of Texas Austin. In the section marked Mishaps by Bevo Affecting Others:


Bevo II once charged an SMU cheerleader, who had to defend himself with his megaphone.[11] Bevo III escaped from his enclosure and ran loose across campus for 2 days.[11] Bevo IV once attacked a parked car, while Bevo V broke loose and scattered the Baylor band.[11] Bevo XV broke free of handlers during the January 1, 2019 Sugar Bowl, scattering reporters as he almost reached the University of Georgia mascot Uga X, an English bulldog.[12]
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Doing October like we did in the day.
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Hey bananasky, why is only one ripe? It's been like this a couple of days.
A bunch of bananas. One is yellow, the rest are green.
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Remembering this as everyone clutches their pearls.
A screenshot of the infamous Don Jr tweet: "Got my Paul Pelosi Halloween costume" over an imagine of men's underwear and a hammer.
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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John Poulos @jpoulos.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Lookit that punim
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