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John Porter

@jporterdoes.bsky.social
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36. I put words on your screen. San Francisco 49ers writer for Sidelinr Sports, Niner Noise/Fansided and 49ers Webzone. Music writer for Spill Magazine, New Noise Magazine and Emerging Rock Bands. See www.clippings.me/jporterdoes

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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 3h
Instant reaction to #49ers great win over Denver, 24-14. Really happy. Really like this team. Just believe in yourselves more, guys. Defense is night and day better than last year. On to Seattle. Will be spouting nonsense on Niner Noise and anywhere else this week. #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 3h
Bo Nix is what non-#49ers fans think Brock Purdy is.
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 3h
The ball hits the ground through his hands. What the fuck are we doing here? #fttb #49ers
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 3h
As if Bo Nix would complete a deep throw. Cmon. #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 4h
Beautiful call from Shanahan that feels like it should win the game. But it doesn't feel over yet somehow. #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 4h
Not him sadly, Brayden 'illegal shift' Willis
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 4h
Pathetic from the #49ers defense there, especially Jack Jones who seems to still be looking for who to cover. #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 4h
Willis probably.
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 4h
Yessss. Huge touchdown. #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 4h
Denver look like they know what's coming. #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 5h
What the hell was that Brock? lmao #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 5h
Sounds like a Broncos home game out there. Wtf, 'faithful'? #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 5h
McKivitz is getting beaten like a drum #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 5h
Wait for the boos when Shanny kneels now. #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 5h
Lenoir held a guy down when they tried to go no huddle.
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 5h
You gotta have that one. #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 5h
Not known atm. He was still in the game but struggling.
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 6h
Get Jacob Cowing off the field. He's playing like he's on sedatives. #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 6h
Malik Mustapha trying desperately to wake us up. #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 6h
I genuinely hate watching the #49ers when they play like this. Conservative nonsense on both sides of the ball. Why the fuck are we scared of these guys? Why are we playing like Purdy hasn't lit up the league the last three weeks? #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 6h
Shanahan is coaching scared
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 6h
Shanahan is playcalling like a fucking coward. #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 6h
I imagine so, they've barely said a word about him since the injury.
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 6h
He's been around the ball. No pass rush from anyone so far though.
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 6h
QB sneak on what looked like 4th and 1.5
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 6h
Kyle Shanahan and garbage 4th down calls. a never ending love story. Also why the hell does the stadium sound like the #49ers are on the road? #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 6h
Garbage from the #49ers defense so far. Death by a thousand cuts.
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 7h
Bad feeling about this game...hope I'm wrong #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 12h
I think there's a decent chance the NFL kills the UK market if it continues to send games over of this, erm, quality, at the price they're making people pay. And that's before you factor in their bullshit half-price nonsense.
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My game report for Niner Noise. In truth, I'm still dazed. ninernoise.com/49ers-edge-c... #49ers #fttb
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49ers edge Cardinals in injury-plagued shootout paints bigger issue
The 49ers tough 36-30 win over the Cardinals contained about an equal amount of good news and bad news. At the end of it all, the 49ers are 3-0.
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reaction to #49ers win over the Cardinals. I'm tired of injuries, and the defense needs to improve fast...but I also need to remember this is a team worth your love and your time. #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sure you don't want to call a fucking penalty on that, dipshits? #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What an absolute BS penalty to take away a great play. My god the referees in this game have absolutely blown dick, and yes, that is a professional opinion. #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's a very likely scenario here where Brock Purdy can't put this game away and somehow gets the blame when his defense can't stop a cold and his kicker can't kick extra points. #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You still have to try. We're beaten back on every 3rd down and short, it's the Cardinals. Got to work harder.
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The middle of the #49ers defensive line is pathetic. Getting the brakes beaten off it. And I'm going to end up in a battle with people who whine 'injuries!' again, but this is just effort, strength, and playing like you care. Getting punched in the mouth and not reacting. #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#49ers defense is getting absolutely blown up. Doesn't look like it has a clue what to do right now and being let down by its leaders. Fred Warner has flown around a lot but missed a ton of tackles today, for instance. #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Raheem Morris stopped blitzing and I've no idea why. Renardo Green has been horrible today as well. #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two missed XPs lmao what the fuck Eddy? #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Huge drive. Purdy, Kittle, CMC and Deebo did everything the team needed. With a little Kaelon Black. #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's hard to see how the #49ers win this from here. Have to flip momentum with no names at WR, their LT out, and their defense imploding. #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Siran Neal doing his Darrell Luter Jr. impression. #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Renardo Green injured now too. Just fold the franchise. We're clearly never going to win a fucking thing. I am honestly just so fed up of this every year. #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is just nuts at this point.
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shoulder stinger for Trent Williams. Other reports of Puni hurting too. Lol. Can we just go home? #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trent Williams now carted to the locker room. I kinda don't wanna watch this any more. #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CMC, please don't ever do that again unless a game's on the line. #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cowboy I guess but still, making himself sound like a complete bozo
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Daryl Johnston is watching an entirely different game of football to everyone else. #49ers #fttb
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John Porter @jporterdoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good half on the field for the #49ers. Lenoir and Evans injuries obviously knocked them a bit but playing well. Hope both are good, we'll see. #fttb
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