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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Meanwhile, in the U.S.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Happy Birthday James Gunn! Lmk if you wanna smoke pot on my back porch 😄
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Everyone go watch Event Horizon again. RIP Sam Neil.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Happy Birthday to Brian Posehn, One of the writers of the best goddamn run of Deadpool comics. Saw him do stand up at Bonnaroo in '08, funny as fuck.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Impeach and remove this corrupt administration. They promised to drain the swamp, but the rot is worse than ever. Happy Fourth of July! HAPPY 250th BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Happy 80th to Kurtwood Smith, Loved you in RoboCop!
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Volume 4 by Duggan and Posehn is the best Deadpool series.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Happy Birthday John Cena! You're the man in Peacemaker!
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Happy Birthday Rob Mac! Do you and Howerton do a joint party or something since his was yesterday? 😂
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Happy Birthday to Glenn Howerton! I love that last shot in BlackBerry where he's so proud for just a moment, before getting busted by the SEC.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
In light of the lies in the news today.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
25th Amendment now, before he fucks up even worse.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Happy Birthday to Jesse Plemons! Everyone else, go watch Windfall and the second season of Fargo.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Fuck yeah!
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
For anyone arguing otherwise, Charlie Kirk was a civil rights leader in the same way that a turd can be used as a tea bag. You throw it in some hot water, it's going to produce substantial color and flavor in the water. One of them is fulfilling and warm, and the other one is backwards and sick.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I don't think anyone in their right mind wants to give more economic control to this administration in light of everything they've already fucked up.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Happy PI Day! @neildegrassetyson.com
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Thank you!
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
This Supreme Court has rolled over for Trump time and time again. The one time they don't, he declares that they're traitors. Far-right ideology is so brittle they turn on their allies easily.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Terry McGinnis: too Chad for his own trauma.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
"Charlie don't surf" Rest in Peace
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
You got a great point.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
How will we know what diseases it will cure unless we all drink it? Think about it!
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
This one I can almost see her brain screaming "I'm lying like I've been told. I'm saying everything he told me to say. Everything is fine."
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
She clearly and obviously lied under oath. Uncircumstantially.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Yin and Yang, you got people with talent, and then you got kid rock
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
It certainly can't turn out worse
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Excuse me, the preferred term is "Bachelor Chow." From Futurama.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I think they're like boxers, but not real boxers. YouTube boxers.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Brilliant. Does this end the statute of limitations for all pedophilia? Because I'm definitely pro that.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
... you're in a restaurant that also sells cocktails, not a bar.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Right. Weaponized incompetence. It's just outright manipulation.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
He'll take any motherfucker's money if they're giving it away!
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
bsky.app/profile/sand... Bernie speaking the truth.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Pouches... Pouches are everywhere in the future.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
If it was JD Vance, I take back every time I called him a bitch.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
It's just for show, the real Republican win will come from vote rigging.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
A president who was respectable
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Only everyone!
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
.... If he hasn't already.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Is he Magneto or is he another mutant? Yes. Gotta say, the star powers are fucking awesome. 5/5 X-Man
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Good question, friend. It's as if someone pulled their leash
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
... And it's useless! You imagine it's a conversation piece at a party, but that never happens.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Tom Homan aka Clay Davis will take anyone's money if they're giving it away.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Can you imagine being such a little wuss that you hang a framed picture of your boss? 🤣
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Mass white supremacist violence and a subsequent cover-up with historical misrepresentation is as American as apple pie.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I'm watching the toxic avenger from 2023, and it's awesome. Do yourself a favor.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Tom Homan will take anyone's money if they're giving it away. 😳
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
How do we confirm that this was political? It seems all too sure; Rep. Omar is one of Trump's favorite targets.
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jpkitchen.bsky.social @jpkitchen.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Good impending riddance! This psycho never should've been in charge.
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