JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Visiting @steaknshake.bsky.social because I’m a fat fucking retard and just bit into a huge cockroach in my burger! Now I’m an angry fat fucking retard! 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026my foreskin holds half a pie’s worth of crushed graham crackers 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026my butthole is known as the coffee cake crumble in many gay circles both for its texture and appearance 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I manage several black shadow boxers over the age of 55 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Monkey Wrench Gang but for data centers is gonna be so fucking funny 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026running down a 400lbs Disney adult with a 1992 Chevy Cavalier 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Jordan Peterson being on his deathbed is a fun little Sunday treat I’m going to enjoy 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Imagine one of those insanely lifted Ford Raptors crushing every bone in Joe Rogan’s tiny body 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026*kneeling down to eye level Listen, kids. Grandma killed herself because she was sick of her old ass pussy. Thing was dried up. Scabbed over. The well ran dry. No bien, as the landscapers say… 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Dave’s Killer Bread is cool because you get to pay $8 for edible cardboard that gives your turds more seeds than a watermelon 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026removed from the swingers party for being covered in ticks 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026🎶 Let’s go to Luckenbach, Texas, and have me some sex with ladyboys 🎶 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026my prolapse sounds like a rollerblader grinding a rail 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026“I only drink coffee from Stocking Mill Coffee Company.” -A rapist pedophile and proud veteran 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026“I only drink coffee from Stocking Mill Coffee Company.” -A rapist pedophile and proud veteran 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026first Dickstarter project. link in profile to donate 🙏 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026If you die at the Pricemaster’s yard sale you die in real life 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I bet the Pope would be very impressed if you went the Jody Foster route 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026The Free Press should put their offices within striking distance of Iran 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Guys I’m monitoring the situation and it looks like we could be teetering on entering the Cool Zone soon 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026get that skeleton looking bitch from the Pacers game off my tl 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Cmon man I know the Church has shooters please end this nightmare 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Imagining Ben Domenech choking to death on a hamburger because he tried eating them like Wimpie 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Hope a blood clot takes care of Jeff Landry really soon 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Marc Thiessen video compilation after the “incident” like we saw in Utah 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Any company that dumps coal ash and poisons the surrounding environment should have its CEO Luigi’ed 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Anyone who listens to Barstool podcasts should be put on a chain gang then executed after the ditches are dug 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Molotov cocktail? Hell yeah that’s da cool zone bay-bee! 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Israeli cum retrieval guy with PTSD and a thousand-dong stare 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026you ever think a mohel slurped too hard and inhaled a foreskin? 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026jacking it to the Melania-Epstein sex tape but shaking my head the whole time 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026clipping pieces off a beer can and sticking them into my penis like a fleshy stegosaurus 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026rescuing abandoned needles from sharps containers so I can return them to their natural habit (my Israeli neighbor’s pool) 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Praying I live to see a nuke explode over Tel Aviv 010
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026The Retard of the Year Awards don’t mean as much as they used to :( 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Just saw a livestream of Neera Tanden shoving a giant rat into her pussy 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Lining up an easy shot through Jake Lang’s chest into Andrew Tate’s micro penis 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Josh Culling’s profile picture features the two boys he’s continuously raping 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Greg Abbott being crushed by a garbage truck dick-first 000
JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Praying cancer, a blood clot, or chronic diarrhea ends the president (praying it’s diarrhea) 000