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JP Corduroy

@jpcorduroy.bsky.social
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Director of Piss House and Piss House 2: The Pissening

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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Visiting @steaknshake.bsky.social because I’m a fat fucking retard and just bit into a huge cockroach in my burger! Now I’m an angry fat fucking retard!
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
my foreskin holds half a pie’s worth of crushed graham crackers
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
my butthole is known as the coffee cake crumble in many gay circles both for its texture and appearance
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I manage several black shadow boxers over the age of 55
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Monkey Wrench Gang but for data centers is gonna be so fucking funny
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
running down a 400lbs Disney adult with a 1992 Chevy Cavalier
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Jordan Peterson being on his deathbed is a fun little Sunday treat I’m going to enjoy
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Imagine one of those insanely lifted Ford Raptors crushing every bone in Joe Rogan’s tiny body
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
monitoring the situation (watching Israelis die)
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
*kneeling down to eye level Listen, kids. Grandma killed herself because she was sick of her old ass pussy. Thing was dried up. Scabbed over. The well ran dry. No bien, as the landscapers say…
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Dave’s Killer Bread is cool because you get to pay $8 for edible cardboard that gives your turds more seeds than a watermelon
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
removed from the swingers party for being covered in ticks
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
🎶 Let’s go to Luckenbach, Texas, and have me some sex with ladyboys 🎶
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
my prolapse sounds like a rollerblader grinding a rail
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
“I only drink coffee from Stocking Mill Coffee Company.” -A rapist pedophile and proud veteran
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
“I only drink coffee from Stocking Mill Coffee Company.” -A rapist pedophile and proud veteran
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
first Dickstarter project. link in profile to donate 🙏
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
banned from Dickstarter for selling assholes
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
If you die at the Pricemaster’s yard sale you die in real life
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Emmaline (big tiddy) @sockart.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Gay is for Gorses
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I bet the Pope would be very impressed if you went the Jody Foster route
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The Free Press should put their offices within striking distance of Iran
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Guys I’m monitoring the situation and it looks like we could be teetering on entering the Cool Zone soon
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
get that skeleton looking bitch from the Pacers game off my tl
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
taking settler scalps
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Cmon man I know the Church has shooters please end this nightmare
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Imagining Ben Domenech choking to death on a hamburger because he tried eating them like Wimpie
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Hope a blood clot takes care of Jeff Landry really soon
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Marc Thiessen video compilation after the “incident” like we saw in Utah
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Any company that dumps coal ash and poisons the surrounding environment should have its CEO Luigi’ed
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Anyone who listens to Barstool podcasts should be put on a chain gang then executed after the ditches are dug
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Molotov cocktail? Hell yeah that’s da cool zone bay-bee!
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Israeli cum retrieval guy with PTSD and a thousand-dong stare
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
you ever think a mohel slurped too hard and inhaled a foreskin?
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Iran smoking Kushner would be incredibly funny
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
death by crop (corn)
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
jacking it to the Melania-Epstein sex tape but shaking my head the whole time
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
clipping pieces off a beer can and sticking them into my penis like a fleshy stegosaurus
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
rescuing abandoned needles from sharps containers so I can return them to their natural habit (my Israeli neighbor’s pool)
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Praying I live to see a nuke explode over Tel Aviv
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The Retard of the Year Awards don’t mean as much as they used to :(
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Jake Paul should be the next Charlie Kirk
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Just saw a livestream of Neera Tanden shoving a giant rat into her pussy
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Lining up an easy shot through Jake Lang’s chest into Andrew Tate’s micro penis
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Drone ship off the Florida coast 🙏
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Josh Culling’s profile picture features the two boys he’s continuously raping
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Greg Abbott being crushed by a garbage truck dick-first
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JP Corduroy @jpcorduroy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Praying cancer, a blood clot, or chronic diarrhea ends the president (praying it’s diarrhea)
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