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John Peacock

@jpcock.bsky.social
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Just here for sports news and an occasional laugh.

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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is how all Sorkin stuff has always sounded to me, just completely unbelievably weirdo dialog.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got to love the stupid AI Tony Stark picture as well
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It probably won't do much,but it does make me feel a little better, so sure.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd rather see Getsy as OC at this point too
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My kid only got 5 mcnuggets yesterday instead of the allotted 6. Why didn't you talk about that too, huh? Scared I guess.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Does he need a second fiance, named me?
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I hope you guys really layered on the Packers hate for week one.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Is it bad that I thought you were talking about sour cream and onion or queso at first?
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I mean, how could one trust anything named Peacock?
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Definitely not everyone as I've never even heard of that person before, but he's right.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My 9 year old told me recently that no one watches him anymore "because he's weird"
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is how you brag about winning at pub trivia without sending a group chat
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I may have loudly yelled some excited swear words in the car that afternoon when the news broke.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As a stereotypical CIS man that hates musicals with a passion, Rocky Horror is still fantastic, and Tim Curry rocks.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I hadn't heard of her until she released the horniest song of the year. Fan.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Are you still going to let us know if it's coming home on the new podcast?
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Major League was secretly a documentary
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Every once in a while I know a Roth article is going to make me feel worse, but I also know I have to finish it.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oddly enough this has been the one topic I've actually been able to talk to some older people at work about and convince them it's actually not an issue. They were all convinced there's just hundreds of LeBrons out there ready to become ladies just to win a title.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I accidentally met a new friend because I matched with someone in fucking Wyoming once. Date? No. Memes? Yes. Overall it worked out ok.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Thanks, I hate it
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Of course he wouldn't get out of the way for the picture
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
5 here, and only after saying "oh give me fucking break" loud enough my coworker laughed
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Easy answer: if you know you won't pitch ahead of time, you get replaced by someone who can. Not difficult at all really.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Not a big news reader, eh?
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
That was peak roller skating soundtrack goodness that summer
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Wait, it isn't!?
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The first time watching sports must be fun. I'm a little jealous.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mom gave them all to my brother to have, which he sold, and claimed weren't worth anything. Also, they probably weren't worth anything.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The Goonies and Tremors.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Good lord, Paraguay 👏🏼
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I had to buy used, luckily this one was a 2017 but owned by a retired guy that only put 55K miles on it. Some day I won't be so lucky.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I'm on my 3rd station wagon and I won't go back. Love it, so much room and yet it's basically a midsized car.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This is how I am about cleaning the stove top. "Omg it'll take forever". Ten minutes later I'm back to doing something else and the stove looks great.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I hope I never have to stand next to anybody that cool
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Mmmm, like you?
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Did a McCaskey write this headline?
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
You wouldn't believe how many peacock related things I've been asked to pose next to.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I remember the lady that ran my kids daycare whispering to me. "If your baby takes her first steps, do you want to know, or should I lie?" "Please lie to me." No regrets.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I also love watching people make things, but also I like watching old episodes of Supermarket Sweep.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Just don't rest your arm on that ashtray in mid July, unless you like cool burn scars.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
As much as I'm loving the Sox suddenly being good, I hate the fact that Jerry gets to enjoy it. I wanted them to wait until he was dead to matter again.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The first time I got groceries thru instant cart the guy substituted Sunkist soda for orange juice, claiming they had none. An hour later my oj was delivered by a very nice woman, as they had several varieties available.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Handsome only in comparison to Vance, because that man looks like he belongs in a smoking tent next to a machine shop.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
"I don't enjoy jokes, because I am a fun person that others love to be around"
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Weird, I've worked with engineers my entire adult life and never even noticed a ring. Now I have to walk over to ask a few.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Are we sure this was a Kramer quote after leaving karate class?
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Kramer Seinfeld's Hilarious Karate Moves
ALT: Kramer Seinfeld's Hilarious Karate Moves
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Lame, the basketball game took forever to get to 82-0. I got 17-0 on this on my first try.
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John Peacock @jpcock.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Apparently I'm lame, hadn't even heard of the strike simulator until now.
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