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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

"we're on the cusp of the hydration break" is perhaps the least exciting phrase ever uttered by a human being. #CANBIH

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

"the seattle mariners are not competitors. they're protagonists."

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

remarkably the panthers do, in fact, keep pounding.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

just some masterful clock and game management from ben johnson.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

russell wilson still throws a sexy deep ball.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

if you are in charge of a customer service line, and decide to interrupt the hold music every nine seconds with a canned ad for an app i won't use, a reminder of terms and conditions to which i have already agreed, or an adjacent service that is of no use to me, you ought to be tarred and feathered.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

this shit is why i will often apologise when i tell people i'm a journalist.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

the sky have made sixteen three-point attempts in the first half. someone get allie quigley out there!!

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

you, a fool, smooth-brained and buffeted by the winds of the zeitgeist: mario kart world. me, an intellectual, holding the enduring wisdom of the ancient texts in my heart: crash team racing.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

A NON-EXHAUSTIVE list of THINGS that are MY GENDER - halestorm's cover of bad romance - claude from fire emblem three houses - the this is fine dog - fishnet gloves but NOT fishnet tights i will not elaborate

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

bitterly disappointed we didn't get an all-time weird rules moment.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

this washington offense is looking remarkably like the kansas city offense in the tampa bay super bowl (derogatory).

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

"even when the chargers do something right, they do something wrong," says ian eagle, neatly surmising the chargering phenomenon.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

right church, wrong pew on the prediction for a safety.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

this team will go as far as lightin' ladd will take them.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

i was just about to post something snarky about how hard it'll be if the chargers need to rely on ladd against this texans secondary for the rest of the game and then, uh, that happens.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

impossibly, the ball would be in a more beneficial part of the field for the texans if the interception had stood.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

come on that's an interception based on vibes alone.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

sometimes great quarterbacks and great receivers will just do that huh.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

i can't help but feel that "disastrous broken play gets saved by stroud" is rather a metaphor for this texans offense.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

this game is going to end 8-3 isn't it?

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

what on earth was that throw from stroud?

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

"big turnover there early," adds gene steratore, a man who clearly wants to graduate from rules analyst to colour analyst.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

happy wesstivus to all who celebrate!!

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

the buccaneers will live by the baker and die by the baker.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

to be fair, "does spending lots of money on food cost more than spending little money on food?" is much more palatable than the "do trans people deserve to live?" discourse we had at the old place.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

i can only assume this is the single day with the most instances of a-runner-going-untouched-into-the-endzone-but-dropping-the-ball-at-the-one-yard-line in nfl history.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

i feel like the lions having lost about 43 defenders to injury this season might be an issue going forward. #BUFvsDET

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

based on this video's definition of oafishness i am not even a minor oaf and this realisation has done unspeakable damage to my sense of self.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

i think about this image at least nine times a day.

erik lamela grinning at jack wilshire during a 2018 game in which tottenham beat arsenal 1-0, and lamela called wilshire a pussy.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

i felt this about watching the latter years of peyton manning and steven gerrard. such a hard watch when someone who's been so good for so long suddenly loses it.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

there are probably numbers to demonstrate or disprove this, but i feel like this must be the best performance from a defense whose team is down two scores, and haven't scored yet, in history. #CHIvsDET

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

ben johnson is dunking on them while it's still scoreless in the first quarter. #CHIvsDEN

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

society has moved beyond the need for a visa secure password.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

the lions literally have players lining up to get into the blue medical tent. they are also 9-1. #DETvsIND

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

if gibbs and montgomery are sonic and knuckles, surely that means gus bradley is playing the role of the hapless dr eggman, whose complicated but ultimately sensible plans are constantly being thwarted by the main character bullshit of those loudmouthed delinquents. #DETvsIND

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

i'm not sure if we've done the Does Momentum Exist? discourse on bluesky yet, but that fumble was a huge opportunity for the colts to take some of that most precious of resources. #DETvsIND

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

huge stop from the colts defense after giving up big third down runs in the first half! #DETvsIND

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

the colts haven't played a terrible game so far, but there's a very real chance the next time richardson gets the ball he's down 22 points. #DETvsIND

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

it's only the middle of the second quarter. #DETvsIND

the abbacchio joins the kicking meme, showing shane steichen, anthony richardson and now alec pierce kicking kindal vildor.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

enjoying the lions using tempo thus far today, not least because it's very pleasing to be using speed against a defense that features a player called e.j. speed. #DETvsIND

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

every time i watch anthony richardson do anything i am caught between childish excitement at a large man barrelling over another large man, and absolute terror that he's going to hurt himself. #DETvsIND

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

these colts uniforms with the black helmets suck. #DETvsIND

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

daniel jones is going to take inexplicably meaningful snaps for the baltimore ravens in the playoffs.

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

important letter-signing activity!!

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casey @jpcasey.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

you, a fool: the washington football team should change its name. me, an intellectual: notre dame should change all of its sports team nicknames.

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