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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume

@jparish.bsky.social
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NES Works/Segaiden video and book producer; Retronauts co-host. Speaks the binary programming language of moisture vaporators. I did not invent the word "Metroidvania," and my opinions don't represent those of my employers. He/him. Header pic: Sonya Yruel.

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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 5h
In order to ensure that you are sufficiently hyped about my @retrogamingexpo.bsky.social presentation about bad NES games tomorrow, here is the presentation I gave last year in which I celebrated the NES's 40th anniversary by talking about all of its competitors youtu.be/XabGS917ing
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NOT the NES: 40 Years of Also-Rans | Live at Portland Retro Gaming Expo 2025
YouTube video by Jeremy Parish | Video Works
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 6h
Likewise, and I actively kept an eye open for games that aped the shaky, low-poly of PS1
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 6h
How could you do this to me bsky.app/profile/jpar...
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 10h
My first presentation of the PRGE weekend (read: interjecting dumb jokes into the Retronauts 20th anniversary talk that Bob has assembled) starts in 25 minutes! If you are in Portland, you should come! Even if you don’t like video games! Or us!
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I regret to inform you that PRGE 2026 has broken my tiny heart
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hard to believe that people like Trump would be so enthusiastic about tech that doesn’t respect consent
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We are exploring the possibility of swapping slots so that tomorrow’s Retronauts panel at @retrogamingexpo.bsky.social and my NES Works panel on Sunday trade places. Who knows how it will shake out! The only way to be sure is to attend BOTH presentations
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What I’m getting from this thumbnail is that Grant Morrison IS the new James Bond
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trying to swipe some of that Land-O-Lakes heat
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John Andersen @johnandersen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rest in Peace.
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I should be paid a dollar every time an app or website pesters me to let it cram some superfluous A.I. feature down my throat, and five dollars if I've previously dismissed that nag prompt
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Haven’t tried it, but it was listed as new old stock, so maybe?
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Some last-minute inclusions here! I almost overlooked the fact that Japan’s Sports Pad shipped with a soccer game hidden inside. (Or a hockey game, but there is 0% chance I’m going to be able to track that one down since it was a prize giveaway and only 1000 copies were distributed)
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Between retro game shopping in Tokyo, bargain hunting on proxy sites, and an assist from @lostturntable.bsky.social, I now have all the Mark III titles I needed to photograph for SMS Works Vol. 1 and 2
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This week I put my money where my mouth is and created a video about Super Xevious for Famicom. You know how Xevious is a profoundly influential and deeply beloved part of the Famicom's history? This official Namco-commissioned sequel is, like, the opposite: youtu.be/-zjMjtTJti8
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Might as well Gump: Super Xevious - GAMP no Nazo | NES Works Gaiden 84
YouTube video by Jeremy Parish | Video Works
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's bleak out there! A "small car" on the American road now amounts to a crossover with ONLY six seats
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Currently sold in the U.S.? I didn't have much luck finding any!
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just wanted a very small car with good fuel efficiency, low maintenance costs, and decent power! I hate driving anything bigger than a subcompact!
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They still make Miatas! It's not too late!
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
An elderly man cruising down the street on his Rascal saw me getting out of my car tonight and ZOOMED over to talk to me. He saw I was driving a Mazda MX-5 and wanted to gush about how much he loved his RX-7 in the ’80s. I feel bad that I'm not a Car Guy, but it was charming. This neighborhood rules
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's why they call Snake "silent but deadly"
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would drink it
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think it's beautiful that Sega has chosen to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Retronauts by repeating the same amateur mistake that almost killed the podcast (engaging in real time with the entirety of the Sonic fanbase). This official Discord is 100% the 2026 version of the Sonic call-in episode
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The temerity of some people! I tell you what
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, I forgot that this was a @mikejmika.bsky.social joint! It was a great little surprise for GBA. Totally an off-the-wall take on the movie, but it worked
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Design Room @designroom.site · 05/10/2026
Big new story! The best 8,000 words you'll read on Vib-Ribbon today.
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Vib-Ribbon: An oral history
Almost 27 years later, we round up the team behind NanaOn-Sha's procedurally generated playground to look at the legacy of PlayStation's wireframe rabbit.
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unfortunately my packed schedule means it’s unlikely I will venture more than a few blocks from the convention center! I would like to go back up there sometime and just enjoy the city.
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s aspirational
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wow, they totally blue it
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Jess Ragan @mneko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Spot the difference between these two pictures." "There is no difference."
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NBA 2K12 was released 15 years ago today. Retronauts is 20 years old today. The equivalent of NBA 2K12 for episode 1 of Retronauts would have been Mario the Juggler, Nintendo's final Game & Watch title, which debuted in October 1991. I have no point here. It's just an interesting observation
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Retronauts @retronauts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
today marks a whopper of an anniversary as we released the very first episode of Retronauts on October 4, 2006. Twenty years of podcasts! Thank you for listening for two entire decades. What's your favorite episode or Retronauts memory?
a screengrab of 1up.com listing Retronauts Episode 1: 10/4/2006
(the topic was Final Fantasy III and its recent port to the Nintendo DS)the banner art for the Retronauts blog on 1up.com featuring an astronaut in front of a colored rainbow. We're still partial to this theme all these years later!
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stu hadn't been born yet when that one was recorded
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gillian's Wake
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now I just need to actually put together the presentation....
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think this might be the year that everything lines up! I'm not talking about the same topic as Pat Contri in the same time slot as Pat Contri, and hopefully nothing catches on fire!
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In exactly one week from RIGHT NOW, you should be at my PRGE panel hearing me wax eloquent about the inherent beauty and value of "bad" NES games—a timely complement to my ongoing forays into the Color Dreams catalog bsky.app/profile/retr...
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Adventures is fine and feels like a pretty good interpretation of the original—certainly more so than Sword of Mana did on GBA. Just avoid the 3D remake of Secret of Mana, which is an exercise in suffering
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've done both!
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Working at a pizza place, a stack of hot pans fell on me and burned a 4-inch patch of skin off my arm. Had to go next door to the pharmacy to buy ointment and bandage wraps, covered in grease, the wound a furious red. “Rough day at work?” the clerk asked. That kind of douchebaggery sticks with you
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Janeway bursting into the room screaming “NOT ON MY WATCH,” having traveled 70,000 light years in a matter of seconds just to deny this chimera the right to exist
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you know how much it costs to send a box to Abu Dhabi these days!?
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not mad, just disappointed
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Bobsession @bobservo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
attention @retrogamingexpo.bsky.social attendees! join us for our @retronauts.bsky.social 20th Anniversary panel on Saturday, October 10th at 11:00am in the Blue Auditorium! as always, it'll be a great time AND a full house
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The Amityville Jordan (1979) @jackal27.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh look! ceding ground on trans rights also means sacrificing YOUR rights! “trans aren’t my rights, i’m not trans.” really? cause republicans sure seem to think they’re directly linked!
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He looks like a tweaker who dies an embarassing death as part of the setup for an episode of Breaking Bad
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Final Fantasy VII remake marketing has taken an unexpected but not unwelcome turn
A sign reading “Tifa Chocolate & Gelato”
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had a pretty good run of writing liner notes for game soundtracks, all things considered
A bunch of records
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They don't really ask so much as demand while leaving no alternative
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pretty sure verification comes at 100K subs, which I have not reached.
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