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@jpans1.bsky.social
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21y - Brasil - "João do Twitter"

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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
heads up
An anthropomorphic pine marten jumping down
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lmao🍋 @sucodelimao27.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
beep beep
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João @jpans1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
💟💀
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twist @twist.dog · 16/09/2026
(com)
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João @jpans1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fofo!
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João @jpans1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Que lindinhos!
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MrAiden🦴🥎 ||Comms: CLOSED||🎃 @mraiden.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Chibi commission finished! ✨🩷🩷
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Cricket @krysiilys.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
for KismetKarma~ 🐉🐺🌿
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João @jpans1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Eu queria ser bundudo
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
CONTINUED (1/5)
Audrey in a classical-looking blue dress with a frilly white collar, short frilly sleeves, a bow on the front collar and a bow on the back. He's also wearing a wide-brimmed white hat with blue flowers on one side. "THE BOY FROM VENUS" is written in a spiral pattern, following a gust of wind blowing the grass into the air, and a stamp reading "EPISODES 5-8" in red ink is in the bottom left. "VENUS" is written in pink, stacked upon indigo, stacked upon yellow.A small Shen face puts its palm out in a 'stop' gesture at the top and says 'WAIT! First, let's run through the MAJOR EVENTS so far!'

Panel 1: A chibified Valerie that looks like a roly-poly toy says "I HATE MOIDS!! asterisk" with "asterisk (men)" written below it.

Panel 2: Valerie says "At least the new cashier at the corner store is a girl" and thinks of a roly-poly style chibified Audrey.

Panel 3: They're at the counter at the convenience store and Audrey tells Valerie, "Actually I'm a man"

Panel 4: Valerie is twitching back and forth chaotically with "(crashing out)" written below. I like to imagine Garry's Mod ragdoll noises here. Panel 1: Audrey later meets Valerie with a bag the stuff she bought at the store but forgot to take. He says "Hey you forgot your stuff at the store. Also do you wanna go shopping with me this weekend?"

Panel 2: Valerie says "I'm too ugly for shopping." Audrey says "Wronge." (Misspelling of wrong is intentional)

Panel 3: They're now shopping and Valerie is in the swimsuit/crop-top outfit they found for her then. Valerie says "It's cool how you don't care what anyone thinks of you."

Panel 4: A shadow comes over Audrey's face as he casts his eyes slightly downwards blankly. He says "... Yeh ..."

There's a little Shen peaking over the bottom of the image below, saying "Ok, ready?? Let's keep going!" and then there's an arrow indicating to flip to the next page.Panel 1: The sweatshirt girl stands on a tiled street outside, hanging a small clothing shopping bag with a logo that looks like a t-shirt and a cap from both hands. She looks down pensively, thinking "I can't believe I spent MONEY on just some stupid clothes..."

Panel 2: She continues looking down, her frown slightly tensing. "What a dumb, frivolous way to spend money," she thinks, "I feel bad."

Panel 3: The convenience store clerk prances up to her, holding up 4 large bags of clothing from that store. He smiles innocently, saying "HEYYYYYYY~ I finally finished checking out! Thanks for waiting."

Panel 4: The sweatshirt girl smiles and almost lets out a laugh, sounding like "hrmk. "OK I guess I don't feel TOO bad," she thinks.
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Mary Poppers @lplayer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🦜Ḇ̦̦̼̩̿Ĕ̴̖̠̼̺̄ N̵̳̮͎͕̈ͩ͛̍̔Ȯ̴͓͖̞̲͖Ţ̘̙̙̔ A̞̪̜̣̽FṘ̆ͦA̴̮̺͆͊́̏Ḭ̶̜̭ͣ̂̍ͬ̔D̵͙̥̯̆̃̔ͬ̔!̪̮ͦ̈̔͆͋🦜
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João @jpans1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Amamos ela !!
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João @jpans1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
É uma conspiração !!!
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João @jpans1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Eu nunca sei qual é o meu, pq eu consigo imaginar mas não consigo ao mesmo tempo
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João @jpans1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Definetly!
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A gente chama a frajola de Nova Brasil FM Tocando o Terror e a tricolor de Tulla Luana Não Sai Desse Sofá Parece Um Buda e é a descrição exata das divas.
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João @jpans1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Lindaaa
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bulbassauro bigodudo @bulgayssauro.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
segunda-feira 8h25 semana praticamente encerrada, quem fez fez
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twist @twist.dog · 21/08/2026
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João @jpans1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Amigo faça
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randitawu🍁 @randitawu.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the greed of this coyote..
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Wintom @wintomsky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
pokesona lopunny (he/him)
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João @jpans1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Genial
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🤖 HET ROBÔ DE LULA 13 🤖 @hetthepumpking.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Acabei de ver nas redes de vídeo um gringo fazendo uma analogia de que Artista/Escritor/Etc de IA é a mesma coisa que alguém pedir uma pizza por telefone dizendo os ingredientes que quer e falar que ela que fez a pizza, achei muito bom kkkkkk
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's my personal belief that you should watch Monkey Wrench on netflix.
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João @jpans1.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ficou lindo!
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🤖 HET ROBÔ DE LULA 13 🤖 @hetthepumpking.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
O mundinho do Cordel é simplesmente incomensurável
Capa de um cordel de J. Borges com o título "A Moça que virou jumenta porque falou de top less com Frei Damião", mostrando uma xilogravura de uma figura antropomórfica de uma mulher com cabeça de burro, rezando com os seios à mostra.
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✨🔹🦋⟣ NEO ⟢🦋🔹✨ @tokyozilla.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Deer dragon critter - oil pastels and color pencils
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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My painting COUNTRY HOUSE
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Caio Yo @caioyo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Frodo 💛
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Lark @larkness.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
🌈✨🕊️
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Vulkiri ✨ @vulkiri.art · 30/06/2026
🌈
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hungry like the wolf
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Poor Angel. Being the team’s medic isn’t an easy job…
Angel: those things’ll kill you
Proto: damn. Wish they’d work fasterAngel: Lucky, really?
Lucky: no, it’s ok! This makes me *less* likely to develop lung cancer!
Angel: oh. Huh.Angel: DOLLY STOP EATING THOSE
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Creme @cremexbutter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Artfight watercolors !
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Nuclear Boarhead🐗🏳️‍⚧️ @yuriswine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I cannot overstate enough how much I adore After God and how much I think people need to read it. Even for just the art alone. But the story is also very good and fun. I'm fascinated to see where its going to go. Tagged to prevent spoilers
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ー ozmanthus @ozmanthus.art · 14/08/2026
weak flowers
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paexie @paexie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
For @galacticjonah.bsky.social !
A tiefling named Vespertine laying back and cocking their head at the viewer. The sides are framed with a flower with a twisted and thorny stem.
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mica @mungunza.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
nunca deixe um esquisito da internet do mal te impedir de encontrar o esquisito da internet do bem
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João @jpans1.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Fodaa
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Fivel🍒 @fivel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
THE LAST ONE TONIGHT The ghost shark is a strong proponent for sun protection #sharkweeksketchjam
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
music shuffle
An anthropomorphic serval wearing headphones
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✨🔹🦋⟣ NEO ⟢🦋🔹✨ @tokyozilla.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶? - #Neolore
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
the concept for an antichrist is really funny cuz it implies that christ has like, a nega-scott-pilgrim, which then implies that christ is like scott pilgrim
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João @jpans1.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
GATUXOS!!!
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João @jpans1.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
GATUXOS!!!
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João @jpans1.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This is so beautiful OMG
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✨🔹🦋⟣ NEO ⟢🦋🔹✨ @tokyozilla.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Cauterize your wounds - #Neolore
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