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Captain Joystick

@joystickcaptain.bsky.social
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Champion procrastinator of the mini-painting clan. Player of Warhams, Blood Bowls, and Pathfinding games of all kinds. Enjoyer of games you can play on video. Recent book rediscoverer.

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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Classic.
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Absolute Dwarf
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Slow but sure progress in relic weapons. So far nothing has been more annoying than collecting the demiatma right at the start. (and I have so many leftovers!) #FFXIV #Lalafell
A lalafell white mage with a fancy flowing staff and a bowl-cut she did herself.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Third person shooter where you fought ant soldiers. The three main characters had a different level route to the last planet, with Juno being very SciFi action hero, Vela being a one woman army, and Lupus being very platform heavy. Once you beat the last planet it became a miserable colectathon
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My guess was way off.
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Cats Mistoffelees
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's true! I still fear letting my dwarves gather fruit from trees...
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Baldree might be my favourite reader outside of big full cast productions like Graphic Audio. His interviews talking about the inspiration for these stories are interesting, he narrates a lot of LitRPG and Progression Fantasy and you can really feel how this sort of pushes back against those ideas.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Star Wars Battle Droids: Roger Roger
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The dreaded dwarven treehouse glitch.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've had no issues on a 3060ti either except that the framerate is pretty bad. I turned reflections and lighting down to medium (high and above is ray racing) so I'm at least above 60 at 2k
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
As a sisters player I would love that, I think it makes sense for marines to be in a lower model, more elite space (bonus GW can sell the same amount of points for the same amount of dollars but use much less plastic!) and sisters could absolutely fit in the T4 space they leave behind.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Anyone can wear the mask.
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Miles Morales Spiderman
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And as a bonus, here's what I based the poses on.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Plus I made some changes to the original because the belt was bothering me. www.heroforge.com/load_config%...
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
@wooliewoolz.bsky.social After a hell of a week here's a followup to celebrate finally catching up on the stream. Grats on finding the best DPS class. www.heroforge.com/load_config%... #woolievsart
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Typo detected.
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Scream
Alt: R2D2 careening into a wall after realizing he's made a minor spelling mistake.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I've been ready!
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Rim from Blackcompany Anime Clip
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My friends are excited about the books being cheaper, but do we have confirmation on that?
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Its really the only kind of xiv screenshot I make but, ok. #ffxiv #gposers #modlessmonday
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I did this exact scheme for a painting competition back in the day and only had someone point out the similarities after the fact, lol. I think its a really good combination of colours and especially suitable for a metalic colour scheme.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"This weird guy was sitting in my seat on the train, argued with the conductors even, turns out he had a ticket but didn't want to face backwards. Spent the whole trip typing on his phone and glaring at me, and when he got off he told me 'Pam killed Jack.' like, I know that's how the book starts."
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Whats this marvelous device?
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
They have window items but no way to remove the windows already there. A wall item that's a curtain pulled to the left but not one pulled to the right. You have to use a glitch to put loose books and papers on your bed and next time you walk in they'll fall through to the carpet underneath. Love it
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@wooliewoolz.bsky.social Put together a Jo Guns heroforge model and was about to give up trying to come up with a pose for it when I heard your call to action on the heroforge ad read in the last podcast. Weird how things fall together. www.heroforge.com/load_config%... #woolievsart
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Short Circuit: Number 5 Cannot
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
From out of nowhere, a familiar colour scheme.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I did it! I'm not bad at Street Fighter! It's official! The game said so!
A dark shadowed image of Alex McStreetfighter's victory screen, text in front says MASTER Rank Up! Off to one side is an obtained title: Master.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Helen is in the movie. Helen has a wicked cool scar. That picture labeled Helen in OP is Clytemnestra.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
And its galling because there's some great sequences throughout, any time they're not having a shakeycam fight sequence there's interesting visuals, dialogue, and acting and it's gorgeous, it's very much a case of the movie's issues being at war with its strengths and the issues win out.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
But you can contrast it to the Greeks fighting the giants or the cyclops and everyone is getting batted around and flying in odd directions, a dude gets struck in the face by a sword the size of a two-by-four and somehow flies up and away at a 45 degree angle.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
As an adaptation it's uneven, there's clearly books that Nolan wants to adapt and ones he needs to get through. The Circe scene is surreally terrifying like the Green Knight until Odysseus is negotiating with her with his arm extended out of frame the entire time threatening to crush her bird.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Saw The Odyssey. Didn't like it. Wrote a big rant for my friends but to boil it down to the very core of it, it can't decide if it wants to be a *film* full of subtlety and nuance, or a *movie* that stops and has the characters stop and explain the message three times while staring into the camera.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Sounds similar to Dear Spellbook, which I enjoyed.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This is brilliant. But I like this. youtu.be/r1048Apcnas
youtu.be
The No Pants Dance - Space Dandy AMV
YouTube video by CheesyAMV
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
*computer, jeez...
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I wonder if anubis' onboard Co outer was sassy too.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Stream schedule currently has it set for Wednesday.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Yeah Sagat is very good, a little slow and a little more spacing reliant than other shotos but that's very compatible with SF6's systems in general.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Geared and ready to finally get around to saving Hildy. ...Maybe.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Wait... That pendant...
Pom pom from Homestar Runner dot com
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I was thinking it had a .hack vibe but I definitely see a bit of outlaw star there too.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Sharing early concept art because I was only recently shown it and its neat.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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two people in hoods are standing in a field with flames coming out of their heads and a dragon in the background
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Appropriately enough my first introduction to Tolkien was an old movie.
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a cartoon character says " how convenient " in a dark cave
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I can't be the only one who grew up in Catholic school being told that this passage somehow meant you couldn't say 'fuck'?
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I like that element too, progression fantasy is nice when it isn't aggressively front and center about it.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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a cartoon pineapple with glasses and a bunch of leaves on its head .
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
LOL, I play bash or halflings so I guess I never noticed.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Spent a lot of time in 2. Learned the game on it. While I love playing the new ruleset, 3 only implemented like half of it at the time, super rough and cut corners everywhere.
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Penguin Highway.
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a group of penguins are walking down a street in front of a building that has the word kiwi on it
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Captain Joystick @joystickcaptain.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
What if they fixed it but acknowledged the fucked up? Like they add one last image of the wedding and Alex is giving Patricia away Sean or something? And the text is like, "What? Yeah, she married Sean. Why do you look surprised? Why are you looking at me like that? WHAT DID YOU THINK?"
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