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@joysprick.bsky.social
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i’m your huckleberry

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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
kill the cop inside you
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
like a mechanic under a car
on a couch, two black cat feet with stretched toes sticking out from under my bent legs
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
some songs i’ve been into lately if anyone is interested
open.spotify.com
springing
Playlist · alex · 36 items
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
fingers holding a small white (cherry?) flower with asphalt in background
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
taps watch expectantly
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
ah the ides of march. a great day for someone to do something very funny that we all want to see
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
whatever, choom. like i give a shit
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
“alex, did that show affect you?” i forgot i added that song to my playlist and when the first two chords came on i just reflexively yelled
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
letter of recommendation: dance yrself clean by lcd soundsystem starting right as you hit your cooldown exercise and then just vibing the fuck out
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
i started watching jjk and todo is my fav. we stan an elite himbo
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
ohhhh cool
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
i think it makes it feel more fresh or something. i haven’t heard about sep 5 tbh im way out of the loop
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
ebert said it was his favorite way to watch movies
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
watching movies in the morning rules i need to do that more often
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
dave-pee or dav-ep i need to know
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
one time a drunk person asked me why i studied philosophy and i said the government was training me to be the philosopher king. i don’t think they believed me but they thought i believed it which might be even better
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
so do you work for michael vick or
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you
colin farrell lying on his back in the grass in roman(?) armor, covered in blood with an arrow coming out of his chest, and he’s smoking a cigarette with his eyes closed
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
from the yard. spring is hitting southern virginia
three golden daffodils in a glass mug on a kitchen table
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
why is there an arm exercise called a bayesian curl? does it update my priors?
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
i would tell you it’s my favorite and i guarantee i couldn’t pick it from a lineup and i bet you know what i mean
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
rainier ffs
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
dark days. i don’t think it was distributed that far but i used to be a Rainer guy. gotta rep the PNW swill of choice. the salad days, they were
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
god i miss cheap pbr. maybe that’s why i’m all fucked up now. missing the essential nutrients i used to get
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
when did you move back? bc you were in nyc for a minute right?
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
yeah every time i actually made it over there it was like ohhhh there’s a real place here! eventually!
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
i really hate phoenix but i also understand my experience of it is very suburbs poisoned. sprawlpilled if you will. always felt like kickback jacks or some shit was the only option unless we drove 30 minutes
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
hell yeah
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
how does it feel to live my dream
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
bro’s dinner looking like an ant in an animorphs book
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
yeah it’s definitely just the angle which is what’s so funny. looks like something with tusks had its face melted
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
would eat though just to be clear
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
looks like a soviet industrial accident
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
i keep seeing much younger people hyping up his clips on tiktok and i’m like cooper in interstellar trapped yelling “NO! NOOO! NO!”
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
at this point i’ll be psyched for anything where the most traumatic thing i’ve ever seen DOESN’T happen :D
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
i could do with some nice! i’ll check it out
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
i don’t know anything about it haha i’m just uhhh whew
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
is this a threat
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
i have watched Vinland Saga, part of Evangelion, Invincible, and now Cyberpunk Edgerunner back to back and i am in shambles. i think i think i just need to watch sesame street for like a year straight in psychic self defense
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
you ever have a day where you feel more asymmetrical than usual?
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
ok she fixed her attitude
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
a cat is on my lap loafing like 80% boneless but she has airplane ears for some reason. the fuck you mad about i can hear you purring dumbass
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
it’s funny to watch a show, first episode of a later season, and it’s immediately obvious their budget doubled. like aww hell yeah good for you guys now let’s see what you got
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
yo dog i heard you like complex trauma so i put some complex trauma in your so you could have some while you have
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
watching Invincible right after a rewatch of neon genesis evangelion has been like a DDoS attack on my soul
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
the “ooouh” at the beginning of any e40 song is my sleeper agent activation. i’m immediately causing problems on purpose
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
commercials have pop up ads now are you fucking kidding me oh my god i will kill myself first
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
alone in my apartment dancing weird to crystal castles. it’s called whimsymaxing and i’m actually very cool
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
i wish i was making this up. honestly i think she thinks the noise i make is funny
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alex @joysprick.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
i’m lucky that she’s actually very dainty about sleeping around me but the trade off is she has an insatiable hunger for human toes
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