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JoyousPanther

@joyouspanther.bsky.social
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Here to waste the precious little time I have in my life to learn about nonsense. A perfectly cromulent account.

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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 1h
When Trump pardons half the country in 2029 we should set up special courts that aren’t covered by them.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 2h
Worked at a sports bar and grill at Fenway Park for one shift because they lied to me about what the job would be and I never showed back up.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 3h
She fucked up the one thing Trump cares about: she was bad on tv.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 3h
On the plus side, she now has plenty of time to study for the bar exam.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 3h
Blonde Dipshit Agency: Another one?!!! Already?!!!
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Directing the new White House press secretary.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 5h
What the fuck does assimilated even mean here? He was born here.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 7h
Just waiting on that Artemis landing bump.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 7h
The entire strategy for the GOP in TX is to call Talarico gay.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 7h
[George Washington and Thomas Jefferson battling in mech suits in a dark, rainy night down by the docks] "Wait. My wife's name is Martha too."
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 7h
Cookies and Cream. It always hits just right.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 7h
I agree that he has done everything he is able to raise prices. Crazy tariffs, unprovoked war in the middle east, etc.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 8h
Besides the point that nothing that gets passed in the next two years will become law, it's not like Schumer is the one who writes the bills. He is just in charge of making sure everyone votes the same way.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 8h
"Gork. Flip car." [dies]
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 8h
I was actually waiting on Chuck Schumer's opinion on this before I decided whether it was right or wrong for Trump to go after Omar.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 8h
I only go there for the wings.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 8h
Remember how rich people used to go onto tv to complain about a race war and now every single billionaire in the country is part of running a fascist government?
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 9h
Don Henley is a good one. He bought all the land around Walden Pond to conserve it back in the day.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 9h
I'm actually waiting until exit polls to get excited
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 9h
Jeremy Peters: Critics say Musk has revealed himself as a Conservative. It's not so simple.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 9h
It’s funny that all the news that CBS breaks now are leaks about how bad they are.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 10h
Elon musk is everything they said about Soros times a billion.
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 20h
Troy Jackson on his campaign financial report: We had over 200,000 people that gave to our campaign. I had to make sure that this report was done right. It was my first one. I don't have Donald Trump getting me out of investigations like you do
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 22h
It’s amazing how much of this is the fault of Elon Musk, who was using the gop to destroy his rivals.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Prequels are stupid because now we now that Jason won't die at the end of this.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Cartman-ass loser
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Why does this woman always look out of focus? It's like Robin Williams in Deconstructing Harry.
Robin Williams out of focus in group shot.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"Don't just tell me that Trump is bad. I need a reason to vote for the Dem." [gives list of reasons] "You support genocide."
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"I know everything sucks right now so, um, re-elect me?"
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
There hasn't been any "October surprise" to bring the base back to voting either. Every day is another story about higher prices or deals with Russia or whatever.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
He also thinks that he is the most popular person in the world and that he constantly has to be in front of cameras to help with the midterms.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
NYT: Critics say the president's comments were racist.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Madison Square Garden
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Shouldn't all these people be arrested for performing in drag?
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I think what gets at these people the most is that Schumer and Jeffries' strategy to basically shut down anything in Congress and let the people come back around to hating Trump actually worked.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Me too! Still pretty nuts that he was married to Fran Drescher.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
People on the left who act like Trump didn't really have anything to do with Russia to discredit liberals are some of the biggest rubes around.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It's a little funny seeing court packing being such a big issue for certain people (not saying anyone on here) when they couldn't give less of a shit about the open seat in 2016.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Remember that Republicans like to portray themselves as the "moral majority"
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The idea that the court has to stay ideologically always in favor of conservatives is also ridiculous.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Now I'm reading it in the micro machine guy's voice.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Also, we were already going after the violent criminals and the media allowed this lie to fester without correcting it in their coverage.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don't really see this as a problem. It's not like Biden was able to blame inflation on the GOP House after 2022. Also, Trump will very publicly stop anything passed by the Dems and probably shut down the government multiple times.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What about Trump?
It says "no pedophiles". We're allowed to have one.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
She went on tv to say she was scared of the mob and within a week she was on conservative media making fun of AOC for saying she was scared on Jan. 6.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Want to feel old? These are the two girls from the Shining.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
With RCV why would it even matter if there were two Dan Sullivans?
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
And with the GOP messing with counting late received mail ballots, it could really backfire on them.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm sure the people just crave for more conservative slanted media. That'll right the ship.
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I've got to say that I'm getting pretty tired of six voicemails every single day about a tax balance that doesn't exist.
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