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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I really want Paul Rudd to recreate this super rad rapping scene from Teen Witch. But who should play the girl? 🤔

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Teen Witch (10/12) Movie CLIP - Top That! (1989) HD

YouTube video by Movieclips

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My mother always brings me the most random things. Today it was a bag of yeast.

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Some *new* songs by women artists that you can listen to instead of Taylor Swift's attention grab today. Ashe Stop the Wedding

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Ashe - Stop The Wedding! (Official Video)

YouTube video by Ashe

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You know life isn’t going the best when you go to the beach and see a bunch of sea lions on the rock having a sea lion party and wish you were a sea lion because their lives seem so simple and fun.

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There's such a lot of different Annes in me. I sometimes think that is why I'm such a troublesome person. If I was just the one Anne it would be ever so much more comfortable, but then it wouldn't be half so interesting. - Anne of Green Gables I forgot how lovely this book is.

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My son figured out I've never showed him the end of Bambi. But when will he learn about The Sound of Music? 🤔

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

In my heart, I don’t really believe in killing my darlings. I’m too loyal.

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I dream about Sylvia Plath a lot. I don’t know why. Yesterday I dreamt that she was living in an RV in the school parking lot across the street.

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"Meta Accounts are coming to Instagram. You'll be updated to yours soon." Sounds like a threat.

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This weekend, my zombie play makes its debut at the 10 Minute Play Festival Petaluma! More info:

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Perhaps you thought I was kidding about the Lake Ontario shirt

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Looking forward to receiving my new shirt

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I just heard Dolly Parton’s I Will Always Love You on the radio. Then I found out she died!

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"Please tell whoever hates Trump and did that to my husband's duck that it upset him. Thanks."

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The owners noticed right away that the Trump duck wasn't on the shelf. They panicked.

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

My friend left it in my bathroom as a joke and I put it upside down in the tissue box so I wouldn't have to look at duck-Trump. I didn't think of it as a political statement. Anyway, I cleaned the Vbro, DID THE DISHES, left on time, locked the door, and so forth.

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Here it is. You can buy it on Amazon for $6.99.

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Also there was a rubber duckie with Trump's head on it.

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The Tale of The Trump Duck And The Vbro: I rented a Vbro in Carmel Valley to hang out with some friends. While there, we noticed the home was very MAGA coded. Military diplomas on the wall, JD Vance's Hillbilly novel *which had been underlined,* The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich.

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

On September 5, my short play Apocalypse Light will be performed as part of 10 Minute Play Festival Petaluma! Apocalypse Light, which I co-wrote with @marciaisms, is about hree siblings in a cabin in the woods arguing about who voted for the zombie apocalypse. More info:

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Overheard a little kid trying to figure out dreaming: "Last night, I pretended to play soccer in my sleep!"

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Woke up to gray skies and arrows of geese shooting across the sky. 🍁

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

It takes so much work to make prose seem effortless.

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

* "If you don't try things in life, then you haven't tried them & don't know what you think of them." * "People ask me, are you going to take wedding photos? And I'm like, no let me enjoy taking photographs." * "Burning Man costs $1200, but once you're there, everything is free, so it evens out."

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Overheard two 20-something artists discussing life last night. Highlights: * "When I'm not interested in something, that's it, I'm not interested." * "My girlfriend wants to go to South America, which I'm not into. But she won't go to Asia, and I'm like, come on, that's billions of people." ->

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The Ozempic trend among celebrities is producing some weird dreams for me: Women in puffed-sleeve blouses whose arms turn to charred tree branches walking along the street, and the withered people from Ursula‘s garden in The Little Mermaid giving a fashion show in front of a castle.

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I tried to listen to Ariana Grande's new album, Petal, but then I imagined a cartoon mouse singing all the songs and now that's all I can hear.

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

There is a wildfire right by my house. It will probably be OK. I hate that we are just ignoring climate change and pretending it isn’t a problem.

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

We do not need a Clueless sequel! Did Jane Austen write a sequel to Emma? Hollywood, quit shitting over all of our memories and think of something new.

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Just thinking about all those times and grammar school were for some reason they had *me* be the goalie….

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

At the beginning of Pride and Prejudice movie (2005): Teenage boy soooooooo bored, cannot sit still, girls and marriage subject matter highly suspect. By the end:

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Nelson Muntz Fascinated by Andy Williams

ALT: Nelson Muntz Fascinated by Andy Williams

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

We have three days to save science from a fascist takeover that will threaten our ability to stay on top of technology and scientific advancement. Link below to comment.

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A New Trump Rule Threatens Research Behind Every American Industry

A 412-Page Federal Rule Could Reshape American Science Forever. The Comment Period Closes in July 13, 2026.

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

For some reason I mix up the words "angle" and "angel," which can be a very awkward mistake, especially when pontificating to editors.

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Overhearing a young child pretend to order something on the phone. "That's all I need. Okay? What!? Are you getting them? Are you getting it? You nitwit!"

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Well thank goodness Taylor Swift is never getting divorced or this would all be a bit much.

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I'm a bicentennial baby. All my life, people have given me 1976 quarters and told me in 2026 the country would be 250 years old. I never dreamed it would look like this, with our rights and democracy under attack, the White House torn up, and a thief for a president.

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I’m rendering tallow in the slow cooker and the house smells so weird right now.

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Joy Lanzendorfer @joylanzendorfer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

My 14-year-old son is really into Alfred Hitchcock movies and it is adorable.

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