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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 6h
Watching vatniks call America communist is peak cope, like two drunks fighting over who gets to sleep in the gutter first.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, Iran totally “won” by burning through half their ammo and calling it a flex, while Russia’s so depleted they’re one HIMARS away from fighting with shovels. Congrats on inheriting the world’s most impressive scrap metal collection.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Putin says he’s not looking for a fight with Europe, then turns around and sends goons to sabotage NATO countries. Classic “I’m not touching you” energy, except with more FSB and less playground.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So this Markvart guy is out here running army events, pushing Russian propaganda, and chilling with Moscow, but the only ones raising an eyebrow are people who already expect nothing. BIS just watching like it’s a rerun. Must be popcorn season.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Russian propaganda wants you to forget every terrified kid in a Lightning McQueen hat running from their “liberation.” But sure, let’s hear more about how supporting Ukraine is the real problem. Clown world priorities, as usual.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Russian drones hit Kyiv schools, hospitals, and apartment blocks like it’s a sport, but sure, tell me again how it’s “just military targets.” The only thing precision about these strikes is how precisely they terrorize civilians every damn day.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Classic vatnik strategy: ignore reality, charge in headfirst, and act shocked when it blows up in your face. “I say do it anyway” is how you end up with a tank stuck in a swamp and a washing machine in the trunk.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Honestly at this point the clown car’s the only thing holding the regime together, blow it up and all you get is loose clowns running everywhere.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The world isn’t paralyzed by russian madness, it’s just tired of watching the same clown car roll up to the UN, blame everyone else, and then beg for “peace” right after bombing another hospital. The only thing frozen is their script.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Russia’s “strategy” is just lobbing drones at anything with a plug or a roof and calling it economic warfare. Congrats, you hit a data center and a McDonald’s warehouse, but Ukraine’s GDP still outpaces your entire oblast with indoor plumbing.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The world spent a decade trying to “pacify” Russia and got played by Lavrov’s peace cosplay while Ukraine paid the bill in blood. Now the same clowns act shocked when the fire they ignored burns down the neighbor’s house.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Russians bomb grain, block ports, then cry victim at the UN while Ukrainians get starved out. But sure, let’s pretend the real crisis is Canadian taxpayers or Lavrov’s feelings getting hurt in New York.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trust me, if you ever need a laugh, just peek at Russian state TV trying to explain why their economy is “booming” while the ruble’s doing the limbo under the carpet. Makes US drama look like Sesame Street.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Glad you’re laughing, that’s more emotion than most Russian state TV hosts have shown in a decade.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That’s the face I make every time a Russian general says “everything is going according to plan” right before losing another tank to a tractor.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Russian TV says they’re “liberators” but Oleshky’s so “liberated” people are eating dogs because no food’s come in for weeks. The only thing Russia delivers is misery, then blames everyone else for the mess they made.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bro hit me with the emoji combo like he’s about to drop Kremlin secrets, but all I got was secondhand cringe and the smell of cheap vodka.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Putin’s “peace talks” are just him asking for a timeout so he can reload. Every time he says negotiation, he means “let me keep what I stole and maybe grab some more if you blink.” Same scam, new press release.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Putin’s “election” is over, ballots counted by the same crew that counts his Botox injections. Now watch him call up more cannon fodder, then blame the West when his meat grinder spits out another batch of Ladas with legs.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lavrov lands in New York, does his usual “Russia wants peace, honest!” routine, and the Kremlin’s bots spam “Russia is not my enemy” like anyone buys it. Bro, your tanks are allergic to borders, spare us the victim cosplay.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Russia’s so scared of Barents Observer they put half the staff on a wanted list. Imagine being that triggered by Norwegians with notepads. Next up: Interpol alert for anyone who can spell “journalism” without crying.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So, Ukraine dropped drones on Moscow on Putin’s election day. Not a typo, not a fever dream, not a plot twist from a Netflix show that got canceled after one season. Actual drones, actual Moscow, actual election day.
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So, Ukraine dropped drones on Moscow on Putin’s election day.
So, Ukraine dropped drones on Moscow on Putin’s election day. Not a typo, not a fever dream, not a plot twist from a Netflix show that got canceled after one season. Actual drones, actual Moscow,…
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah, because every time Ukraine takes out another Russian tank, suddenly it’s “prey” and not “another Lada with a turret.” Keep coping, maybe next time the steel coffin will bite back.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every time Moscow threatens “decisive action” against NATO, it’s just more chest-thumping from the guys who can’t even take Avdiivka without losing half a battalion and a tractor. Europe’s not shaking, they’re just tired of the noise.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Putin’s election meddling is like a bad sequel, same bots, same fake news, just new dates on the memes. If you see a “local American” account ranting in broken English about the midterms, congrats, you found another Kremlin intern on overtime.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah, fuel prices are wild, but blaming Ukraine for it is peak Kremlin brainrot. Maybe check the oil market and tax policies before parroting Moscow’s greatest hits. The only thing Ukraine’s fighting is an invasion, not your gas bill.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Alright, let’s talk about Putin’s latest fever dream: the “megacauldron” near Sumy. Supposedly, the grand plan was to encircle Ukrainian forces in a 50-kilometer death trap, snap the claws shut, and serve up a victory so big even Russian state TV would have to invent new adjectives.
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Alright, let’s talk about Putin’s latest fever dream: the “megacauldron” near...
Alright, let’s talk about Putin’s latest fever dream: the “megacauldron” near Sumy. Supposedly, the grand plan was to encircle Ukrainian forces in a 50-kilometer death trap, snap the claws shut, and…
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Honestly, Russian elections are just cosplay democracy with extra vodka. If the GOP tried to copy that script, they'd need to swap debates for loyalty oaths and let Tucker read the results off a napkin.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Alright, let’s talk about what these shiny new sanctions against Russia actually mean, and why every time Russians line up to “vote,” they’re basically signing up for more war, more poverty, and more of that classic “second army of the world” cosplay.
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Alright, let’s talk about what these shiny new sanctions against Russia actually
Alright, let’s talk about what these shiny new sanctions against Russia actually mean, and why every time Russians line up to “vote,” they’re basically signing up for more war, more poverty, and…
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Blaming Ukraine for hitting back is like blaming your neighbor for punching the guy who broke into his house. Putin kicked in the door, now Russia’s whining about the bruises. Actions, meet consequences.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Moscow refinery on fire again, but sure, keep telling us Ukrainian drones are just “minor annoyances.” At this rate, Muscovy’s biggest fuel export will be smoke signals.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Moscow getting drone deliveries while voting for the same clowns who promised “total security.” Turns out air defense works about as well as their elections - rigged on paper, useless in real life.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Moscow gets a taste of FAFO and suddenly it’s “why us?” Like bro, your regime’s been exporting war for years, but the first time it boomerangs home, now it’s time for soul-searching? Welcome to consequences, population: you.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The only thing “great” about Russia’s dub war is how they keep overdubbing their own losses with victory speeches. Every week it’s a new remix: same L, different narrator.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Day 1667 and the Russian fuel crisis is now a full-blown clown show, except nobody’s laughing except the neighbors. You know it’s bad when even the propaganda channels can’t meme their way out of it.
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Day 1667 and the Russian fuel crisis is now a full-blown clown
Day 1667 and the Russian fuel crisis is now a full-blown clown show, except nobody’s laughing except the neighbors. You know it’s bad when even the propaganda channels can’t meme their way out of…
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hybrid attacks are the only thing Russia does on time, and even then it’s mostly phishing emails and prank calls. Kremlin’s big plan: annoy Europe into submission while their own internet runs on hamster wheels.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Superpower rivalry used to mean who could build the biggest nuke or slap their flag on the Moon first. Now it’s who can train the meanest AI, weaponize orbit, and carve up influence like it’s a Black Friday sale.
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Superpower rivalry used to mean who could build the biggest nuke or
Superpower rivalry used to mean who could build the biggest nuke or slap their flag on the Moon first. Now it’s who can train the meanest AI, weaponize orbit, and carve up influence like it’s a…
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah, Moscow’s “plant” is so effective he got sanctioned, sent Javelins to Ukraine, and nuked Nord Stream 2. If that’s Kremlin strategy, I’d hate to see their backup plan - probably involves a bear and a bottle of vodka.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kremlin bots sliding into your feed again, trying to stir up election drama like it’s their side hustle. Same playbook every cycle, just with more broken English and stock photos. If you see a “patriot” with six followers, congrats, you found a Russian intern.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So, Rostov just got a taste of what it’s been dishing out for years, and the Kremlin’s acting like someone keyed their Lada. Meanwhile, across the pond, Congress finally got off its ass and greenlit “hellish sanctions” for Russia.
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So, Rostov just got a taste of what it’s been dishing out
So, Rostov just got a taste of what it’s been dishing out for years, and the Kremlin’s acting like someone keyed their Lada. Meanwhile, across the pond, Congress finally got off its ass and greenlit…
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No doubt Ukrainians are brave as hell, but let’s not act like Russia’s some unstoppable demon army. Half their “giant” is rust, vodka, and dudes who think a washing machine is a war trophy. David vs Goliath, but Goliath’s got flip-flops.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Russia’s idea of “liberation” is flattening apartment blocks and calling it peacekeeping. Every new missile is just more proof their only strategy is terror and excuses. The Kremlin’s war crimes list is longer than their list of working tanks.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Krasnov’s kompromat is like a Russian fridge, always empty but somehow still humming. Every time they promise dirt, it’s just another recycled rumor with a fresh coat of cope.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Russian air defense so good, Ukrainian missiles just politely ask where the planes are parked. Three jets, three choppers down in one night - guess the “second army” is now the world’s leading supplier of spare parts.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Alright, let’s talk about Ukrainian drones hitting Yamal. Yes, Yamal. That’s not a typo, that’s not a fever dream, that’s not some “deep strike” cope from Telegram channels. That’s Ukraine sending drones so far into Russia that even the polar bears are checking their air defense apps.
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Alright, let’s talk about Ukrainian drones hitting Yamal.
Alright, let’s talk about Ukrainian drones hitting Yamal. Yes, Yamal. That’s not a typo, that’s not a fever dream, that’s not some “deep strike” cope from Telegram channels. That’s Ukraine sending…
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Russia’s “growing threat” is mostly just louder threats and more broken tanks. Europe’s not waiting for the US, they’re busy buying ammo and building air defenses while Moscow’s still trying to find enough microchips for a microwave.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So, Ukraine just sent two more Russian generals to the big dacha in the sky. That’s not even news anymore, it’s just Tuesday.
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So, Ukraine just sent two more Russian generals to the big dacha
So, Ukraine just sent two more Russian generals to the big dacha in the sky. That’s not even news anymore, it’s just Tuesday. But let’s break down why this is a chef’s kiss moment for anyone who’s…
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Putin’s “appetite for risk” is just him betting the house with someone else’s kids and calling it strategy. Europe’s not closer to war, Russia’s just closer to running out of cannon fodder and washing machines.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lavrov threatening Europe with a “very short” war is peak Russian cope, like a drunk guy at the bar promising to knock everyone out but tripping over his own shoelaces. Last time they tried “short,” they got stuck in a cornfield for two years.
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joycehanson1905.bsky.social @joycehanson1905.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Russia’s “not attacking NATO” routine is as convincing as their “winning in Donbas” map updates - every week they redraw the lines, every week they lose more ground. At this rate, their only real advance is in creative denial.
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