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she/her • fil-am 🇵🇭🇺🇸 • 25 (minors dnf/dni) • scorpio ☀️ aries 🌙 pisces ⬆️ • nerd 24/7 • raging potato enjoyer pfp by @naylissah.bsky.social

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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
THIS WEEK FUCKING SUCKS GET ME OUT OF HERE 😭
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hell yes
Tweet from The Gentle Freak (@mitchysuch):

Witcher npc: my daughter was killed by goblins 3 hours ago, follow the fresh blood trail to avenge her

Me: how bout some gwent

Npc: oh, word. Hell yes
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“I wrote my essays without AI” is the new “I walked 10 miles to school everyday”
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If you see this, we implore you to post two pictures from whatever device you’re using, without explanation.
Handwritten on whiteboard in purple ink: 1?A pack of fantasy-themed stickers. The sticker on top of the stack says “I like my fae morally gray”
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
ko-fi.com/scorpio22951... as if life couldn’t be hard enough, I just found out I won’t have enough for groceries this week after paying off my bills. Anything you can contribute has my deepest gratitude, even if it’s just spreading the word. Thank you all so much 🫶🏽
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I decided to open my tip jar on my Ko-fi to help build a safety net this summer. Every little bit helps. Thank you all so much! 🫶🏽
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
today is officially 10 years since i moved to america shit’s wild
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
When the same amount of stuff that fit in your suitcases to go on vacation somehow isn’t fitting back in when it’s time to go home
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
you don’t have to do me dirty like that man
The Gru presentation meme: You're demisexual / You spend more hours watching TV shows and reading books than socialising / You're only going to develop crushes on fictional characters / 
You're only going to develop crushes on fictional characters

meme credit: @demisexualmemes on instagram
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Oooooooooooo I’m curious about what the homies think lol
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
As a Demi Pinay the transition from May (AANHPI Heritage Month) to June (Pride Month) is quite a wonderful summer experience
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
hippieswordfish

you can't believe it's not butter? buddy, almost everything is not butter
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Critical Role @criticalrole.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A Convergence In Aramán ⚔️ 👏 🧭 👏 🎭 #CriticalRole Campaign 4 continues RIGHT NOW! ✨ JOIN US ⬇️ Beacon.tv YouTube.com/CriticalRole Twitch.tv/CriticalRole
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Black cats are not bad luck @visualscat.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 19/05/2026
There’s a massive immigration operation in Memphis right now, but you may not have heard about it. Why? Community members face retaliation for trying to spread the word out, a lawsuit alleges.
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Memphis is “under full-blown occupation” by ICE. Here’s why you may not know that.
Community members face retaliation for trying to spread the word out, a lawsuit alleges.
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Black cats are not bad luck @visualscat.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Black cats are not bad luck @visualscat.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
🚁 + 🐈‍⬛
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Black cats are not bad luck @visualscat.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Black cats are not bad luck @visualscat.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
fast food places giving us the regular straw for milkshakes instead of the big thick one needs to be abolished
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
welp i’m awake now 🥲
“Magnitude 5.0 Earthquake Detected” 1 mile north-northeast of Brookdale, CA; roughly 30+ miles away from my location in the Bay Area.
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
this is doublespeak
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
i don’t wanna see any emails from anybody on my work email tonight or this coming week bruh LEAVE ME ALONE
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Mary Lewis @profmarylewis.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
While we’re on this topic, the deadline for filing a claim in the class-action suit against Anthropic for stealing copyrighted text is almost here: if your book is in this database, file a claim by MARCH 31. www.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
first day of spring my ass
A screenshot of the iPhone weather app, with the weather for the day showing a high of 92°F and a low of 58°F
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It’s almost 7pm and the sun is still there. We are so back 🙂‍↕️
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a black and white photo of a man covering his mouth with his hands
Alt: A black and white GIF of a man crying as he clasps his hands together, possibly in a prayer
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
oh my gooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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a black and white cat is standing in front of a white background with a lot of letters .
Alt: A GIF of a black and white cat screaming with AAAAAAAAAA in the background
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 26/02/2026
I know it’s difficult right now, but I insist that you seek and enjoy beautiful things, even if it seems frivolous or irresponsible in the face of overwhelming horror. I want you to feed yourself artistically, spiritually, and literally, because you can’t Do The Work when you’re starving.
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
chill out 😩
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
everytime a house gets de-tuscan-ified, an angel loses its wings
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
FUCK ICE.
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CardlinAudio @cardlinaudio.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Eyy, Cardigans! Just a heads up: I'll be participating in the general strike tomorrow. No posts, no streams, no nothing! Let's ICE em out!
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
"2026 is going to be my year!" Me in January:
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Jason Chavez @jchavezmpls.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family. gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
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Donate to Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home, organized by sarai Orquiz
Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos is just 5 years old and currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and h… sarai Orquiz needs your support for Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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a man with a beard and glasses is standing in a doorway
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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jourdain searles @judysquirrels.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
there is no reason for ICE to exist. immigrants aren’t doing anything wrong by trying to live and work and provide for their loved ones. I don’t care how people got here. if they want to be here that’s good. leave them alone.
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voiceofobrien.bsky.social @voiceofobrien.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This administration is a danger to every single one of us.
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
🥺
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
forget the malasadas, imma need a lifetime supply of these /hj
A picture of a can of Aloha Maid Guava Nectar juice.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Love this from Guillermo del Toro
“Be kind, be involved, believe in your art,” he said. “At a time when people tell you art is not important, that is always the prelude to fascism. When they tell you it doesn’t matter, when they tell you a fucking app can do art you say, if it’s that important, why the fuck do they want it so bad? The answer is because they think they can debase everything that makes us a little better, a little more human. And that, in my book, and in my life, includes monsters.”
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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Shayan Sardarizadeh @shayan86.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated. According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
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scorpio @jovialmartian.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
proud to say that i introduced him to THAT edit and that this was absolutely my fault
scorpioslair: SHE BROKE HER PROMISE BC THE SWORD DECAYED AND IT WASNT ENOUGH TO HELP LINK DEFEAT EVIL SO HE "DIED" THEREFORE FAILED HER PURPOSE
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