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Josh Woodward

@joshwoodward.com
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Singer/songwriter, Ann Arborite, professional cat snuggler

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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 25/09/2026
As long as we don’t end up with Robert Moses’ ghost heading the agency 😂
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 30/08/2026
🤞🤞
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 05/08/2026
That’s my guess, though Dingell probably won’t leave the seat to him in her will
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 05/08/2026
He’s using this as a stepping stone. Throwing a perpetual hissy fit as a small city mayor won’t get the right kind of attention for that. Fingers crossed.
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 05/08/2026
I unsubscribed the moment they endorsed him. Absolutely unserious organization.
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 30/07/2026
He’s a blank canvas for people to paint with their ideal candidate. A walking Rorschach test.
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 30/07/2026
There were a half dozen curious potential voters with me and I asked it in a very friendly way, he had to say something or look like a total dweeb
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 30/07/2026
I asked Rabhi about his Prop A/B votes and got a very well-rehearsed non-answer 😏
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 29/07/2026
The Arbor South parking garage TIF was close, but I agree with you that this was the worst. An absolute betrayal.
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 27/07/2026
🤭
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 23/07/2026
LPT: If you find yourself using a link to Pat Lesko to “prove” your point, you’ve made a very, very wrong turn at some point.
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 19/07/2026
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Guilty Pomeranian Dog
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 19/07/2026
That’d imply they’re capable of self-reflection. They’ll just say to themselves, “welp, teaming up with the commies to pad our pathetic numbers didn’t work, let’s try MAGA next cycle!”
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 12/07/2026
High stakes bet, because I can’t imagine anything that would trigger most of them more than spending a billion dollars on public housing.
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 12/07/2026
It's not about what he'll do: most of what he wants (assuming he's sincere, who knows) are pie-in-the-sky dreams that would bankrupt the city. It's that he won't be able to accomplish much of anything when the laws of gravity set in, which is exactly what the result his NIMBY base wants.
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 11/07/2026
Meh, he says he opposes market rate housing. Instant hard pass.
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 11/07/2026
Devastating news, but keep fighting for him!
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 11/07/2026
I’m still going to vote for him but I wouldn’t be promoting that one too loudly right now 😬
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 08/07/2026
She’s keeping them safe by educating them on typical driver behavior.
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 08/07/2026
I legitimately don’t even slightly understand Griz’ positions. When she starts talking I’m like “hell yeah, she’s a pedestrian safety advocate” and then she says some words and
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 08/07/2026
Yousef was a Kucinich fanboy, huh? He turned out to be quite a Trump admirer. 😏
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 07/07/2026
I saw that! She also had a giant camper that she left parked on neighborhood streets for weeks at a time that kept getting understandably reported as abandoned, and she was so salty about that. 😂 I wish they still allowed comments, endless entertainment.
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 07/07/2026
The rest are just whippersnappers making noise! If nobody covers “Big Yellow Taxi”, is it even a concert?
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 07/07/2026
Taylor is way too chill about hecklers. I remember a meeting a couple years ago when Radina was at the helm and he was having none of it and gave them the boot. More of that energy, please.
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 07/07/2026
She incessantly whines about everything. She kept complaining on Nextdoor about the beeping from the RRFB they installed outside her house on Miller at the bus stop so people could cross safely. I make sure to push all three of the buttons as I cross now, because I'm petty.
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 04/07/2026
If you see the two as having essentially identical policies, why not vote for the one that has a chance of beating the candidate who is 10 corporations in a Israeli flag trench coat? Until we have ranked choice voting, a McMorrow vote is saying "I don't care if AES or Stevens wins", which ... oof.
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 04/07/2026
McMorrow is also the only one of the three that loses to Rogers in the general from the latest poling.
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 04/07/2026
Medicare For All and halting all military aid to Israel are pretty damn big differences, and McMorrow is dead in the water. Vote against Stevens if nothing else, McMorrow is Jill Stein at this point.
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 02/07/2026
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Oof Meme Reaction
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 01/07/2026
It’s the NIMBY version of Portlandia at this point
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 01/07/2026
Careful, one of my alts got banned for laugh reacting to stupid posts there 😂
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 25/06/2026
His fist and megaphone attacks were so good; when you spoil a magician’s tricks, they look pathetic when they keep doing them.
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 25/06/2026
The left-NIMBYs are in an uneasy coalition with the center/right-NIMBYs. The former hates building more market rate housing because "developers evil", the latter because they want to freeze the town in amber. The former wants lots of public housing, the latter doesn't but knows it won't get built.
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 25/06/2026
Yeah, I'd love to see him use that level of fire and backbone with the rest of the NIMBY agitators while he's doing his work as mayor.
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 24/06/2026
Congrats! And I kinda hope you don’t, because then I’ll feel suuuper lazy for not doing it. 😂
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 21/06/2026
NIMBYs hate the library, there’s almost no Summer Game overlap with them.
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 20/06/2026
Carrie is also a political hack whose policy positions are whatever will score her points in the moment. No surprise here, they’re actors. She’s just better at it than he is.
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 19/06/2026
That’s as much a housing policy as a post-it note is a graduate thesis
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 13/06/2026
Yeah, there were legit as many bikes as cars when I went down.
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 11/06/2026
What the fuck
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 10/06/2026
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon you're talking real money!
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 10/06/2026
I'M the one with with no clue? Here are some coherent thoughts: 1. We're talking about ANN ARBOR LOCAL POLITICS. Cities in MI can't legally do these taxes. 2. Tariffs are taxes on imported goods/services FROM OTHER COUNTRIES. 3. Regressive taxes, by definition, HURT THE POOR and help the rich.
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Teletubby Oof: The End
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 10/06/2026
Literally not legal for cities to do under Michigan law and a recipe for getting absolutely no housing built but go off I guess
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 05/06/2026
Another meaningless rubber stamp endorsement for the dEmOcRaTiC sOcALiSt from someone without deep ties to the community or knowledge of local politics. Who cares?
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 05/06/2026
There's still ~10% of the funds left according to the site, and it covers half of the purchase price (up to $1k)!
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 03/06/2026
Lol, he blocked me, too. He's REALLY trying to follow in Elizabeth Nelson's ward 4 footsteps by trying to silence anyone who doesn't agree with him. We should warn his neighbors to expect fake city letterhead warnings on their garage doors. #a2council
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 02/06/2026
We've got that, too! Just rode my subsidized one to the gym. www.a2gov.org/sustainabili...
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A2ZERO Rebates | City of Ann Arbor
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 01/06/2026
💯 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 23/05/2026
There’s zero chance Bernie is taking time out of his day to analyze the policy positions of some mayoral candidate from a city of 130,000 people in Michigan. His team will do a quick due diligence Google search to make sure he’s not a known kiddy diddler or anything, and then fire off the email.
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Josh Woodward @joshwoodward.com · 23/05/2026
Bernie and Abdul have zero idea what this guy represents in local politics. They’re rubber stamp endorsements for a fellow DSA candidate. They’d be horrified if they actually looked into Temu Mamdani’s housing positions.
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