Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 14/07/2025A guy at work was arguing that the latest LLM models can write code they weren’t trained on and gave writing code in brainfuck as an example. I said “did you actually run these in an interpreter to confirm they aren’t bullshitting you” A few minutes later he goes, “none of them worked, interesting” 2428
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 30/06/2025It only seems to be in iMessage though. The keyboard in Bluesky still looks the same… 100
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 30/06/2025Am I going insane or did iOS 26 change the keyboard font in iMessage but not the actual text font? Like, that O in the text box and the O on the keyboard don’t match, right? 100
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 21/06/2025Using an LLM to rewrite its training data and retraining it on that data is like the clone cloning itself in Multiplicity 110
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 21/06/2025I am taking advantage of installing the iOS 26 beta by going through my contacts and group chats to change the background to my face so that by the time they update, the notification that the background changed is buried in the history 010
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 18/06/2025I made this today, just in case, so I can print it out for the next civilization to find eventually when we’re all dead. Thanks, white evangelists! 010
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 23/05/2025I tried to search on bing for “looping in ROP” to give an example to a coworker. This was the Copilot result above (equally useless) search results: 020
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 18/05/2025The dad and mom keep flying in and feeding them! Then the babies hop around and flap their wings, trying to figure out how to fly. Except the one under the bush, he seems a little scared! 000
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 18/05/2025Baby birds on my patio! (Photos taken with zoom on my phone, through my office sliding door) 120
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 17/05/2025These two really cool birds I’ve never seen before just landed on my hummingbird feeder, but I’d taken the camera out to charge so I can’t identify them! Anybody know what they are? 200
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 02/05/2025Me, seeing the same people who say it’s child abuse to teach white kids about slavery because they’ll feel guilty for what their ancestors did also say that killing thousands of kids in Gaza because of what Hamas did is good actually: 020
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 29/04/2025All the links appear to be legitimate URLs leading to PayPal. I won’t preview them or navigate to them just in case though. 000
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 29/04/2025The only thing I can find in the email that is weird is this phone number, where the 1s are replaced with letters. All of the links say they go to PayPal URLs. Is the number a known phishing phone number? Why else would they do this? Even iOS OCR reads the number as 1s, and prompts me to call 100
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 29/04/2025I got what has to be a phishing email this morning, but gmail authenticated it as legitimate. That is not my email, so I must have been BCC’d. Did someone figure out how to spoof that? Was PayPal’s DMARC compromised??? 210
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 26/03/2025Honestly I think he was just Jeff Goldberg and Waltz just saw “JG” because the default profile picture for a contact in signal is your initials 010
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 24/03/2025I tried to search for the old man emoji and iOS chose violence 1126427
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 24/03/2025I went to look up the Washington Monument’s dates of construction to tell my kids about the different colored bricks, and this (I’m assuming April Fools joke) is what Google reports as fact. 010
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 04/03/2025I googled, he was one already before he assumed the office! 100
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 22/02/2025Yeah conservatives are seething that the guy who plays a guy who fights corrupt cops and shit is not a “back the blue” bootlicker 331715
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 18/02/2025[elementary school computer lab] Me: [chanting] mecc, mecc Other students: mecc, MECC Teacher: [pounding her desk] ME CC, MECC, MECC! 130
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 17/02/2025Oh is this what we are doing tonight? Just making me feel old as shit? 120
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 03/02/2025Copilot: "I suddenly care about copyright" Me: "It's okay, it's not copyrighted anymore" Copilot: "Okay!" (this doesn't even answer the question, the correct answer is "RSA encryption MUST be encoded in PKCS #1 format") 030
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 25/12/2024My local Target has locked up basically all warm clothes and underwear/socks because fuck people who might die of exposure but can’t afford clothes 010
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 22/12/2024Did anybody else in California just get a sketchy ass Amber Alert notification? My wife sitting beside me did not get it, and they usually have the details in the notification… 010
Josh Watson @joshwatson.com · 21/12/2024My other favorite was Dreaming in Stereo. I always had to go to his website to listen to the MIDI of his song Echoes, and I was so pumped when he released an actual album! 010