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Joshua Kazemi

@joshuakazemi.bsky.social
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almost a funny television writer, second rounder @ Austin Film Festival, Mentorship Matters fellow 🇵🇭🇮🇷🇺🇸

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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My script didn’t advance to the next round but I’m running this back to celebrate making the quarterfinals! I guess good looks only get you so far in this business.
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
LA living in 2026 means we gotta drive out to Vegas to get a good price on gas
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The first Top 10 I wrote for WatchMojo came out 9 years ago this week. I think it was the first thing I ever got paid to write. Counting on the internet has never been the same since. #FlashbackFriday youtu.be/LeSfD3M-4Yo?...
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Top 10 Hilarious Friends Bloopers
YouTube video by MsMojo
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I just wanted to hop on here and let everyone know that I did in fact just rummage through a bag of loose unidentified cables and found the exact one I needed. Is this boy dinner?
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Everyone needs to stop playing bingo right now. This is serious.
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I pitched a new line of pomegranate-scented toilet paper to POM. I had them eating out of the palm of my butt.
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Tomb Raider? I barely played those games.
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Being able to buy pokemon cards at msrp will return in Avengers: Doomsday...fingers crossed!
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Sketch idea for SNL any time between 1995-2014: “Derek Jeter’s cheaters.” It’s like a glasses ad.
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Stranger Things finale needle drop alts: - Strange Things by Randy Newman - Upside Down by the A*Teens - Short People by Randy Newman
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
My New Year’s Resolution is to make “Now You Don't” the new default joke title for sequels, replacing "Electric Boogaloo" and its understudy, the ever-popular “2 blank 2 blank” format. I just need $50K to get started. That’s where you come in.
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
spoilers for framed but I literally wrote "Hawk Nelson" instead of "Half Nelson" cause im a CCM boi 4 lyfe!!!! #AndAfter #ChristIsKing Framed #1295 🎥 🟥 🟥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ framed.wtf
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Framed - The daily movie guessing game
Guess the movie from 6 frames. Come back each day to see if you can guess the daily movie, or visit the archive to answer the days that you missed!
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Keep your dam hands off my Let’s, you beaver!
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I have no issues with this issue. It's fantastic.
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Frank Castle Has Lost His Mind in Punisher: Red Band #1
Bullets fly and flames rage as Frank Castle grapples with a forgotten past.
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Here’s hoping this joke comes up on The Paper. Don’t tell me. I’m only halfway through.
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Hats off to you for seeing race
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
With each project featuring street-level superheroes comes another chance to see an awesome fight that takes place entirely within the space between doorways.
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The MCU's Greatest Hallway Fight Scenes, Ranked
Iconic heroes face off against hordes of villains in the ultimate test of skill and endurance - the MCU hallway fight scene.
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
the first time you try to say a word you’ve only ever read
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
2x speed but for microwaves. Go.
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Great minds fumble fake babies
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Letterboxd dump of July watches
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Did you say s?
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
These boots were made for lying
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Male friendships are the deep roots that often keep us standing in our darkest moments.
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Fake firings can be tricky
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
letterboxd dump of recent watches
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Amaya tonight
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I bet you can’t watch this whole video without scratching
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Season 4 is looking good! #thebear #season4trailer
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Last night’s episode of The Last of Us:
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
been having fun with subtitles over at CBR
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
ThunderCats is doing some really cool stuff over here, check it out.
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ThunderCats #13 Review: Snarf Speaks Louder Than Words
Snarf, Lion-0’s loyal companion, is in the spotlight in this very special issue, ThunderCats #13.
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 24/02/2025
Here’s last night’s story about Facebook’s new plans for content moderation and, of course, Mark Zuckerberg’s cool new outfits. youtu.be/nf7XHR3EVHo?...
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Content Moderation: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I've said this before but I'll say it again for the sake of the country, why aren't there Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtlenecks readily available for purchase anywhere? Is it because tariffs?!
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
At 4:30am my brain was like “Wake up! I need you to remember Ashlee Simpson’s ‘Pieces of Me’ & ‘La La’ followed by Ryan Cabrera’s ‘True’ & ‘On the Way Down’!” Suffice it to say, it did NOT make me wanna la la on the kitchen, on the floor, etc.
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I'm uploading my TV Mashups to YouTube shorts now pretty much daily. I know what you're thinking, and yeah, quantity finally meets quality. youtube.com/@JoshuaKazemi/shorts
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Crumbl Cookies verification code (never share): 4238
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Still writing over at CBR and having a lot of fun reading comics 😊
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Star Wars: Legacy of Vader #1 Review: Kylo Unmasks The Supreme Leader
More of what makes the powerful and troubled Kylo Ren tick is explored in Star Wars: Legacy of Vader #1.
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Try to watch this without smiling. I dare you.
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Life imitates comedy
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Jake Gyllenhaal To Star In New Original Film From M. Night Shyamalan And Nicholas Sparks
Sources tell Deadline Jake Gyllenhaal is set to star in M. Night Shyamalan’s upcoming film, a supernatural romantic thriller.
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Ideas for titles: "Camp Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" "Jonas Fa La La La La La La L.A." "Five Golden Purity Rings"
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Jonas Brothers return to Disney with new Christmas movie
Christmas has arrived early: the Jonas Brothers are returning to their Disney roots with a new holiday movie, channeling 'Love Actually' in the promo for the Disney+ feature.
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
It also sounds like the currency at the Tom Petty theme park.
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Joshua Kazemi @joshuakazemi.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
What’s next, spell-cheque?!
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Meta Ends Fact-Checking on Facebook, Instagram | Video — The Wall Street Journal
CEO Mark Zuckerberg said the move is an attempt to restore free expression on Meta's platforms. The pivot comes as Zuckerberg looks to build ties with the incoming Trump administration.
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