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Joshua J. Keller

@joshuajkeller.bsky.social
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 3h
Who wrote this script? Why are the Brewers not winning yet?
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 3h
Gremlins is my favorite Christmas movie. It is not a movie I watch in October.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 3h
As a proud Alabraskan I declare that it is time to cancel Michael Kosta.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 4h
Who decided that Milwaukee should be allowed to have a baseball team?
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 4h
I thought it was because bluesky was less horny than Twitter. Maybe that, though.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 5h
I hate...no, not hate...I strongly dislike West Coast games. I'm used to baseball starting by now!
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 8h
Why does this guy journalism so hard? It's like he has integrity or something...
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 11h
I either have a generous heart or I hate having money. Probably the latter.
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fact.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 16h
The governor of Nebraska just made the President of the United States a member of the Nebraskan Navy. The state that is no where near an ocean. We're living in clown shit.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 17h
I would also feel this way if my cousin was Ben Shapiro.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 17h
I am so sick of dudes who think their shit doesn't stink. Learn shame.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 19h
I hope every married man out there realizes that they're lucky as fuck that their wife hasn't left them.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My vampire character is named Bumblefuck
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
youtube.com/shorts/Rmzd1... if you watch only one video this day, make it this one.
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They don’t want to do anything if they can avoid it always #single #womenempowerment #news #trending
YouTube video by Andra Berghoff
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I actually don't know what @fabiannicieza.bsky.social 's politics are, but his writing helped shape my politics.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My dream job is just doing a Rod Serling impression every day.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Guys ...the fascists don't like being called fascists. They think it's mean. How dare you call them an accurate name while they want to strip away your humanity! Show them the dignity and respect they refuse to show you! Or...call a fascist a fascist.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Find nothing but faith in nothing? Why does that seem familiar? Oh yeah! The heart in a blender song.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You think you hate Charlie Kirk? I'm telling you there's more to hate. Check this out. youtu.be/dRdJntEY_6Y?...
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Horror movies didn't scare me as a child. Unsolved Mysteries and America's Most Wanted did.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like I'm over sitcoms. Community won, the end. Abbott elementary looks really funny, though, I might have to watch it.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You know how I know things are getting bad? I"m bending on my no violence policy. Respect both Malcolm X and Dr. king. Beginning to think Malcolm was right.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Men need to stop trying to pretend they protect women and ACTUALLY do something. When your friend says something rapey? Call them out! When your friend brags about the rape they did, turn them in. When there are allegations, don't support them. Y'all fuckers who excuse shitty behavior are complicit.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Being a leftist in Nebraska SUCkS. Also true for many other places. Utah is no picnic. Good luck in Wyoming. Even greater Chicago prefers libs over leftists. Medicare for all is wildly popular. I doubt we'll ever see it. Dammit, I'm being a doomer again!
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Guy running in Nebraska is named Brinker Harding. That's not a name, that's a Construction company. I honestly think a corporation is running for a seat.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If Mike Flood, a super useless piece of shit with an R next to his name loses Nebraska District 1, I will eat a hat on YouTube. Happily. I don't think this useless piece of shit will lose his job, though.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'll be voting for Osborn. Fuck Pete Ricketts, the rich kid who has never helped anyone, was the governor for eight worthless years, and bought a seat in the Senate. But that fucker has an R next to his name so plenty of Nebraskans will vote for that useless piece of shit.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like Gretchen Weiners... I want Me2.0 to happen It's not going to happen.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When I used to go to sleep, I'd wake up to H3. Now, when I wake up the algo has been feeding me the bulwark. Easy to go back to sleep too, but I find this disturbing, all the same. At least give me PodSave, stupid algo.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't have any power, but I want right now to be called Me2.0
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The cornell 7 go on to be people's coworkers and that behavior doesn't change. Also? THEY ARE NOT AN Aberration, THEY ARE THE NORM. THIS IS A SYSTEMIC FAILURE. Said my truth, will change nothing.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Male coworker: I'm not even allowed to say to you anymore what I want to say to you. Me: Good, don't! stop being a creep. Woman coworker: ...okay, well I got to do my job now, so...
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Woman coworker: hey, one time you said you liked Skittles so I got some for you. Male coworker: you ready to sleep with me yet?
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The fuck am I saying? No man is safe. Choose the Bear! (I say this in jest, but y'all know)
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everyone says they're against rape. But pay attention to the people who say it probably didn't happen. You need to be afraid of them.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm not like other girls. I think Republicans with tiny dicks are hot, actually, and if you abuse me I know it's for my own good.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man ..Me too was unsuccessful...hoping Me2.0 blows up rape culture.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Excited about the Brewers chances? Not yet, Satan. I know to temper my expectations.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thinking of various bands I listened to as a kid....maaaan, lot of songs about either objectifying women or doing heroin. Bon Jovi was pretty wholesome, though.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hahhahahahahahahaha....I was involved in a class action lawsuit...got my massive $37 and some change payout.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I loved Cable and Deadpool so much. @fabiannicieza.bsky.social nailed it. But @gailsimone.bsky.social was funnier in her run. But Fabian had more to say. Both great runs. (Fabian was funny too, no doubt, but, Gail...)
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Send me pictures of your cats! Most people will ever see this. If I get two I'll call it a win.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you think a black person chose to hang themselves from a tee, you're a fucking idiot. No.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My all time favorite X-Men writer is Chris Claremont. But Gail Simone might has a shot at the title.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So....when do I get that money from George Soros that the Internet wereios keep saying we get?
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The fucking thing we never talk about, the thing we never teach our boys, is how important consent is, and what consent actually looks like. If they're too drunk to say no, that isn't consent.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you think rape isn't a part of college culture than you're a fucking idiot.
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=ej7d... These are comedians and working actors and they get it better than most people.
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Save the Rich (Official Video) by Garfunkel and Oates
YouTube video by Garfunkel And Oates
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Joshua J. Keller @joshuajkeller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The punks tried to warn all you all. The punks were always right too early.
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