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Goat Dad

@joshuaamend.bsky.social
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Note: Goat is a cat. I am not his actual father. End note.

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Goat Dad @joshuaamend.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I once knew a guy who would pull his own bad teeth with a set of pliers. He was more an alcoholic than a badass. If this guy isn’t lying (he’s lying) he’s more dumbass than badass.
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Finn-al Girl @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Confound these wretched rodents! For every one I fling away, a dozen more vex me!" On the Avengers Doomsday poster
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026
This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”
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Goat Dad @joshuaamend.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I need one of those Ghana warm up jackets
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
GIVEAWAY! Dead Weight is coming out next week and to celebrate I'm giving away two copies that have been personally bitten by Uggi and will be personally signed by me and shipped to the winners wherever they live! To enter just like and share this post and I'll select the winners on May 26th!
Uggi the dog next to my hand, holding a copy of Dead Weight Two copies of Dead Weight with teethmarks
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Goat Dad @joshuaamend.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
There are two types of ICE agents: those who have bordered someone and those who haven’t murdered someone yet. The moderate position is abolish ICE and put every last one of them on trial.
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Goat Dad @joshuaamend.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
For Halloween the double jack o lantern my kid made a few years ago.
A jack o lantern. It’s very dark and all that’s visible is the glow from inside. It has evil eyes And a gaping mouth with lots of pointed teeth. Inside the mouth there’s a smaller jack o lantern with a distressed expression.
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Goat Dad @joshuaamend.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Pretty sure once you take off your shirt and show your Nazi tattoo it’s not a secret anymore
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Goat Dad @joshuaamend.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Titi working on the over the shoulder catch.
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Goat Dad @joshuaamend.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
This is a terrible loss
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Goat Dad @joshuaamend.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Unfortunately this isn’t quite true. www.gbcghanaonline.com/features/was...
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The Negative Impact of Fast Fashion: A Pile of Waste in Ghana
Ghana's Accra Ghana's main and largest city, Accra, is lined by mountains of abandoned clothing along its streets and rivers. Many of the dresses, shirts and
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Goat Dad @joshuaamend.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Tim McVeigh enters the chat.
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Goat Dad @joshuaamend.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
We also need to know if there’s been any speciation since the Sesame Workshop-Henson Company split, i.e. if Sweetums and Cookie Monster are one species, is Abby Cadabby something else?
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Goat Dad @joshuaamend.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
This is devastating. I spent many years as a foster for state government and consultants. Any time I needed more information on something my first step was always Treesearch, the online repository for USFS research. Nothing else comes close to the amount of research available there on any
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Goat Dad @joshuaamend.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
My most anti-Boomer opinion is SHUT UP ABOUT THE FUCKING BEATLES.
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Goat Dad @joshuaamend.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
“I sleep in a faraday cage to keep out electromagnetic fields.”
Dale Gribble, well-known stable individual, from King of the Hill.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam. It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.
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Goat Dad @joshuaamend.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
The most important piece of art to come out of Irish-American culture: m.youtube.com/watch?v=riXc...
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The Muppet Show - Danny Boy
YouTube video by Eletrodo
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Goat Dad @joshuaamend.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
With all due respect, if you don’t know that federal employees already report what they’re doing to their supervisors, you’re too ignorant and lazy to be a Senator.
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Hope Michelson @hopecm.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
The US Famine Early Warning Systems Network (FEWS NET) website is now offline. Since 1985, FEWS NET has provided assessments of the location and severity of food crises. These assessments are used by gov and non-government humanitarian organizations across the world to allocate aid. static.fews.net
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The FEWS NET Website, the FEWS NET Learning Platform, and the FEWS NET Data Warehouse and Data Explorer are currently unavailable.
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Goat Dad @joshuaamend.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Some might think it’s a bit on the nose or corny but this song has been helping me keep my head above water the past few days. m.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5u...
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Chumbawamba - Tubthumping
YouTube video by ChumbawambaVEVO
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Goat Dad @joshuaamend.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Abby does not appreciate bedtime shenanigans.
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Goat Dad @joshuaamend.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
Yesterday was not great but I did help save this little guy from a strip mall parking lot so I’ll take a win.
A small orange and white tabby cat crouched in the back of a pet carrier behind an open can of cat food. He’s obviously scared but calming down
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Raoul Meyer @mistermeyer.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
youtu.be/dgoy5Rifap4?...
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