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Josh Olsen

@joshthatwriter.bsky.social
110 followers 17 following 203 posts

An enormous nerd, writer, author of ridiculous fantasy-fiction. Fitness buff, massive dork, autistic mess. Tell me lies. Buy me steak and French fries.

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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Playing with toys in the sun, we walked long paths together out of curiosity. The joy I felt, carrying you as a puppy, is replaced now the the breaking of the last human aspects of my heart. I love you, Doc. You are everything that is good and kind in me. And you always will be. Doc 2012-2025
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Why do white people always arrive at the conclusion that murdering innocent people is the solution to our problems?
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
White people be white peopling. I really do LOVE how we use the bible to justify racism when the only white people in the bible were Romans. VERY on-brand for us.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Fuck America.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I can't help it. Years ago, an ex of mine and I went to Vegas and we found a little restaurant. They had crab enchiladas. Sounds weird, right? Crab, onion, chunks of garlic and mozzarella melted inside with the outside having melted parmesean and a smothering of Alfredo. I STILL dream about them.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
KKKhristers be KKKhristin'. The same as these primates have done for 1500 years and the same as they'll continue to do. Worthless primates. EVERY one of them and their cross-eyed kids. Fuck these people, their kkkids, and literally everything they represent. And fuck Jesus too, while we're at it.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
There really is no stupidity like longing for someone who only loved you as a passing fancy before their husband went to rehab for the Xth time. WHY am I so fucking stupid?
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I'm beyond weary of attempting to reason with grown ass motherfucking adults who are utterly impervious to facts. I give up. And frankly, I don't think I care anymore. I think watching this whole idiotic skein unravel might be kinda interesting in an anthropological sense.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Every day I struggle to remember joy and happiness. EVERY day they seem further away. I don't remember what it's like being touched or loved. I just don't fucking remember and I don't even know why I continue. Just to make everyone around me happy? THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TO STAY.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I'm trying so goddamn hard to reconcile myself with the world insofar as "Should I stay". But that inclination is never accompanied by a human voice. Why do I stay?
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
No. I don't. I harbor no delusions that any of these retards will read literally anything. That's the crux of my life; the notion that my interiors (who control everything) will ever read dick.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I admit it. Sometimes I miss being touched and cared for. It's been, what, ten years since I've felt that? Is it inhuman to admit loneliness? Or are we so strident we assert that it's an affect of "losers"?
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Tell me, if the overriding maxim of the time is "Fuck your feelings", do I need to spare the feelings of Christers when speaking about their favorite, primitive, fantasy-fiction novel?
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Now the Christers are coming after prescription medication for those with mental illnesses. Yeah. That's what I want; a bunch of morons who think the earth is 10,000 years old deciding what medications I can and can't take. Because their rudimentary biblical knowledge is on par with med-school.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
The internet is full of mediocre men losing their shit about "Men DESERVE to be lonely". Yeah. We do. Women are SICK and fucking tired of us showing up at the table with the bare minimum and expecting adulation. Women are sick and tired of "men" only waiting for their turn to speak.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
The KKKhrister creation fable is seen as literal by these..."people"...while Odin Allfather creating humans from driftwood is seen as "magic". Both are equally plausible and I feel like I'm the only human smart enough to see it. Neither of these fucking things ever happened.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Quoting Orwell to people who don't read is like delineating the bible for Christers, my dude; they don't give a solitary fuck. Their strident ignorance and laughable overconfidence will always override reason. Not sure what to do with these mammals, Big Steve, if I'm honest.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Sometimes I hate being what I am so much I want to peel my skin off. Being autistic, being "high-functioning", places both expectations and restrictions on you. You're expected to be constantly brilliant and you're expected to be entirely content being solitary. Sometimes that ain't fun.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Trying to impress hateful and resentful people so you can write for a living is the most tedious and insufferable process on this planet. Don't ever try to write for a living; you'll be hamstrung by people who CAN'T write; these "people" will determine your entire life. BADLY.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Wayfinder is AMAZING. Absolute steal and I can't recommend enough. Between you and me? With Grendel looking like this, I'm not loving Beowulf's odds this time around.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Do you believe Christianity has ever been a force for good, friends and followers? Or do you believe, as I do, that it has always been evil and always will be? In this particular time, surrounded by the things which we are, all I can see is evil.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
The excuses for these laughably pathetic, honky cunts are endless.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
These retarded cunts have ZERO courage and ZERO conviction. They'll always say "Whaaaght Jezuzz" before dropping an N'Bomb. They're all pussies and everyone needs to be aware of that.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Good job, Whyte Peeple. You motherfucking retards.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I apologize for what the Anglo-Saxons did. It's a shame your people and mine didn't meet centuries before the advent of the Christ god. We could have wrought wonders.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
The KKKhristers are attacking a bishop who asked for "mercy", much as Christ might have. LMAO!!! KKKhristianity is fucking dead. At LONG last, they show their true colors. Worthless, hateful, ignorant, stupid, deluded, hysterical primates. As ever. It was always going to come to this.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Look. You can believe unicorns live in your SHOES for all I fucking care. But the second, the SECOND you say "We need to enact legislature that actively harms innocent people because the unicorns said", that's when we are gonna fight.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Young men in Internetland, please, don't try to seduce the stripper. No. Make her laugh so hard she snorts Appletini out of her nose. "HAWWRRRGFHFGGHFFFTH!!" "When she made a sound like a deranged capybara, I knew it was fate..."
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
If the stripper likes you, she'll shark your ass in pool and give your her number to APPEAR as though she feels sorry for utterly wrecking you. She doesn't. But she thinks you're cute. Yeah. Don't ask. Ends with two people with ADD running naked on a bet. Twenty bucks is twenty bucks.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Confessions of a Madman: Ghost Pepper is better than Carolina Reaper. I'll wrestle you in jello if you contradict me.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Konami could literally PRINT money with a Metal Gear Rising Remaster but these weirdos are like "Nah, PACHINKO machines!" I don't know who introduced these freaks to espresso and cocaine but this is entirely your fault.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I'm still floored we don't have a remaster of Metal Gear Rising. Konami could PRINT money with that but these weirdos are like "Nah, PACHINKO machines!"
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Peak Christerism is being a multiple-adulterer, felon, and r@pist while calling literally anyone a heretic. Jesus, if he existed (he doesn't), would slap the shit out of you, Donnie Boy.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Peak Christerism is being a multiple-adulter and calling literally anyone a heretic.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
It's always after dark that my stomach goes "Hey, you know all that shit that's TERRIBLE for you? I want that. Gimme."
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Me: "Ah. High School of the Dead. It'll probably be another batshit ecchi that's good for a laugh." Me, four episodes in: "Why? WHY is this so GOOD?? NANI?!'
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
With crackers. Aka Jeezits.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I blame Hunter S. Thompson for my training as a weirdo.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Infinite time, infinite power, infinite knowledge, infinite resources... And we get bone cancer and congenital heart defects in children? Don't ask me to respect a god who couldn't even manage the bare minimum insofar as mitigating arbitrary suffering.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Things as they are will inevitably facilitate a conversation about the role of Christianity in American life and it will require honesty most (white) Americans are not ready for. But this is a conversation several centuries overdue.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Christianity was a wedge for this happening and that WILL be remembered. Begs the question as to whether or not this will be the thing that compels people to say "Well, JESUS said THIS and you're doing THAT so..." I'm smart but not a prognostication engine. I just hope.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I might be a demented weirdo, but I'm seldom wrong. As atrocious and stupid as things are, they WILL precipitate change because there is literally no way they could not. It's a minimal comfort but it is among the few certainties upon which we can count. Action, reaction. Cause, effect.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Truth is, I think this confluence of events will push us VERY quickly towards it because there's no way it COULDN'T. Don't quote me as being cynically optimistic; got a reputation to uphold.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Humans need to transcend the convictions we developed in the infancy of our species. Religion, sexism, and racism are the first Big Three. None are of any inherent value; they exist only to reinforce a status quo. Not impossible to overcome. If Descartes could shake people loose...
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
For every Christer I've encountered who read the bible, I've encountered 12 more who haven't and are proud of that.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I think one of the problems is the intrinsic evil of a doctrine that is entirely open to interpretation; it can be made to say whatever you like. But at the end of the day, it's gibberish written by primitive, hysterical MEN with hatred for women as huge as their dicks were small.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
True. White supremacists embracing Christianity are hilarious. Nothing destroyed Europeans more than Christianity. It broke us and KEPT us broken due to our idiotic obsession with conformity, pursuant to ORDER, which we evidently value more than human life.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
You made me think of Christopher Hitchens. "Religion is once again asserting its challenge to civil society". But he misrepresented this; Christianity has never done anything else.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I hate this fat cunt more than my prodigious linguistic abilities allot.
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Josh Olsen @joshthatwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I wish those who are dependent on this belief could predicate more of it on reason; something beyond wanting to hurt people they hate. But 1500 years of this has convinced me that will never be the case. I don't believe Christianity will ever be part of the solution.
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