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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Empire could have achieved the same fiscal stimulus by following Thrawn's advice to build fleets of Star Destroyers and advanced TIE fighters. Instead, they built a spherical ballroom with a giant laser.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Steve Rogers and Robert J. Oppenheimer: "I'm a New Deal Democrat."
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Without liberty, man is a syncope.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Chuck Schumer is the Roy Kent of retail politics; he's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where when there's an event in New York.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Are east coast egg rolls filled with pastrami?
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Those two fit in with a "we're a republic not a democracy" ethos.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Dune: Fear Is The Mind-Killer
ALT: Dune: Fear Is The Mind-Killer
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Like the back of a Volkswagen?
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
April 1995 Nuclear Russia is in disarray Only the American Navy stands ready OCEANS ARE AGAIN BATTLEFIELDS!
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Can't wait till Chris Hansen yells "somebody gets these predators out of here" to the cops.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social has to have a good one for this.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Might help destroy or diminish both the Supreme Court bar and the deference elite law professors who placed lots of clerks show the Supreme Court.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Spielberg was on to something. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oNg...
youtube.com
your scientists were so preoccupied
YouTube video by Darrell Vermilion
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Pokemon go to see the Odyssey.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Wait, so the thinking machine company is tying to buy rare books from a Dutch rare book seller named Pieter de Vries?
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I agree with that, and I think showing the sacking of Troy comes out of that too.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Nolan received similar criticism for Oppenheimer as well, and the response is/should be the same. That's a different movie. If you want to tell the story of the victims, do that. It's not the focus of the story Nolan is telling.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
These look like Detroit jerseys that have spent too much time in Lake Erie.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Alas the New World had not yet been discovered so Odysseus couldn't use his botany powers to grow potatoes, boil 'em, mash 'em, and stick 'em in a stew to feed his crew.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
13 seconds was as bad or worse.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Why do I need a draft when I've written it in my head four times before I sat down to type it up?
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Tony Goldwyn.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Costa Rica. Did the rainforest nature stuff on the east coast, eco tourism (hot springs, ziplining in the center), and beach resort on west coast. Lots of options.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Portugal playing with the urgency of Donovan McNabb in a two minute drill right now.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The bracket has the chance to do the funniest shit ever...
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is why I maintain that the true villain of Marty Supreme was the head of the international table tennis federation.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
maybe the nfl can get some kind of technology like that so we know whether josh allen is past the first down marker.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Wynalda in 1994. Not sure if any others.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
No yellow and no VAR review for the cheap shot on Adams either.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
How do they do a VAR review for that but not the cheap shot on Tyler Adams?
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Looks like he's ready to fight Daredevil after the game.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Bah Gawd! That's Noah Feldman's music!
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Haaland more Harold Hardrada than William though.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My Constitutional hot take: impeachment isn't necessary to remove them. Justices who have thwarted Congress's attempt to enforce the 14th and 15th Amendments can be removed by Congress by legislation pursuant to Section 5 of the 14th and Section 2 of the 15th.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The antisemitism that'll be thrown at him could make the anti-Catholic sentiment aimed at JFK seem quaint by comparison.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Listen, if he never went to Florida, he wouldn't have ended up in jail and forced to run coke. Lesson is obvious: avoid Florida.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
He's the James Carville of soccer commentary.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
not only did we all have backpacks, we all refused to wear them over both shoulders no matter the weight.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Nothing says this is a fantastic agreement that will endure i perpetuity like signing it at Versailles.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Gene Steratore is embarrassed by that referee apologia.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Watching the cabinet officials and Whiten House staff trying to calculate THAC0 might take decades off my life.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Zeus has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
To quote Matt Damon, the nose plays. Watto's more respectable brothers all work at Gringotts.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My Constitutional hot take: impeachment isn't necessary to remove them. Justices who have thwarted Congress's attempt to enforce the 14th and 15th Amendments can be removed by Congress by legislation pursuant to Section 5 of the 14th and Section 2 of the 15th.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
To steal from Potter Stewart, we know it when we see it.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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George Costanza: Was That Wrong? Should I Not Have Done That?
ALT: George Costanza: Was That Wrong? Should I Not Have Done That?
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Unless they build a McDonalds and an 18 hole course, he's not lasting a week in the bunker.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
So the Chiefs are going to draft him, right?
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Raiding the back of the closet back to 1601.
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joshpheterson.bsky.social @joshpheterson.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
That's true, but Man of Steel takes it to another level: Superman is 33 years old, he does a crucifix pose, and he's contemplating things in a church with Jesus in the background. It's a pretty explicitly Jesus theme that misunderstands the character.
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