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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 7h

Lisa gets asked who she’d kick off RHUGT and replace, while Teresa has to discuss Jacqueline and Melissa being under the same Bluestone Manor roof. The trip may be over, but Andy made sure nobody left the Clubhouse without reopening at least a LITTLE mess. #WWHL

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 8h

Lisa and Teresa became FAST friends on RHUGT, and Teresa clearly appreciates that Lisa says what she means. Apparently all it took to create this unexpected Bravo friendship was one Girls Trip, some chaos and absolutely no forced apologies. #WWHL

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 8h

Andy puts Teresa and Lisa through the BFF Test, asking everything from who Googles themselves more to whether they’d rather be trapped in an elevator with Vicki or Luann. Nothing tests a new friendship quite like being forced to choose between two Housewives legends. #WWHL

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 8h

Lisa isn’t loving that Gizelle was annoyed when SHE was late but seemingly gave Porsha more grace for being late to Luann’s party. Teresa supports Lisa refusing to apologize until she actually means it. Baby Gorgeous does not do performative remorse. #WWHL

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 9h

Teresa says RHUGT actually HEALED her Housewives journey. Carole’s speech made her emotional, and she says the women formed a real sisterhood. After everything Teresa has experienced on Bravo, that might be the biggest plot twist of all. #WWHL

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 9h

Teresa says she accepts Andy and Melissa’s apologies after YEARS of Housewives drama. The only problem? She had to be reminded the next morning that the apologies even happened. Imagine waiting 20 years for closure and then forgetting it overnight. #WWHL

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 9h

Lisa Barlow says she gets invited to the Oscars every year but doesn’t go, and the group has QUESTIONS. They don’t usually see her on those red carpets, but if Lisa wants to brag about the invite anyway? Go for it, Baby Gorgeous. #TwoTsInAPod

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 10h

Dolores says she once questioned her outfit around Jessel, only for Jessel to tell her she looked like a “Christmas present.” Dolores checked the photos later and decided she looked BEAUTIFUL. The review has officially been rejected. #TwoTsInAPod

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 10h

Teddi and Tamra previously doubted West Wilson would land another show, and now he’s joining Netflix’s Celebrity Million Dollar Secret. Consider this their official serving of reality TV humble pie. #TwoTsInAPod

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 10h

Mauricio Umansky says he’s running for mayor of Los Angeles in 2030, and Tamra immediately suggests Teddi run too. At this rate, BravoCon is going to need a campaign booth next to the merch tables. #TwoTsInAPod

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 11h

Venita has NO regrets about last season. Could she have worded some things differently? Sure. But she stands behind what she did. And when it comes to Salley’s dating life, Venita has officially retired from giving advice. #TwoTsInAPod

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 11h

Venita says she and Craig are in a MUCH better place and believes he’s genuinely trying to right his wrongs. After everything that happened last season, apparently flowers, accountability and a little time can work miracles in Charleston. #TwoTsInAPod

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 11h

Billie and Leslie revisit their old red-carpet looks, and Billie is feeling pretty good about hers. Leslie? Not so much. Nothing brings friends together quite like Andy Cohen putting your old fashion choices on national television for judgment. #WWHL

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 12h

Billie is planning a wedding-themed 35th birthday party and actually wants a REAL couple to get married there. She’s even planning a competition to find them. Birthday party, wedding and reality casting call all in one night. #WWHL

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 12h

Billie and Leslie reenact Porsha and Luann’s RHUGT fight, except Billie randomly gives Porsha an AUSTRALIAN accent. Leslie immediately loses it. Somewhere in Atlanta, Porsha is probably asking how she got relocated to Sydney. #WWHL

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 12h

Leslie Grossman says Bronwyn deserves a PASS this season and comes ready with opinions on Vicki, Carmella, Heather Dubrow and Luann. She didn’t come to WWHL as an AHS guest. She came to submit her Bravo audition tape. #WWHL

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 13h

Billie says some of her favorite keepsakes from Carrie Fisher are old Star Wars lightsabers. She also wishes she had the infamous Leia bikini because she’d happily wear it around the house. Honestly, Carrie would probably approve. #WWHL

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 13h

Billie Lourd says the best advice Debbie Reynolds ever gave her was to get a facelift BEFORE you need one. Andy’s response? Actually, that’s pretty good advice. Old Hollywood wisdom remains absolutely undefeated. #WWHL

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 13h

Rob Has A Podcast: Both eliminated teams leave wondering what could’ve happened with their Express Passes. Zach and Nate never got to use theirs, while Katie and Charlotte barely had time to strategize. Season 39 is already proving that saving an advantage can be a gamble. #AmazingRace

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 14h

Rob Has A Podcast: Katie and Charlotte prepared with Spanish lessons, stick-shift driving AND paper maps. Then two nearly identical Metro station names took them out. You can train for everything except Madrid deciding to humble you personally. #AmazingRace

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 14h

Rob Has A Podcast: Katie and Charlotte confused Puerta del Sol with Puerta del Sur and lost roughly an HOUR on the Madrid Metro. Same city, almost the same name, VERY different destination. Amazing Race navigation strikes again. #AmazingRace

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 14h

Rob Has A Podcast: Zach and Nate were still only about a minute or two behind near the end of the leg. After all the running, stairs and fishing chaos, their race basically came down to one tiny directional decision. That one HURTS. #AmazingRace

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 15h

Rob Has A Podcast: Zach says every miss at the BC Place fishing task meant another brutal trip up and down the stadium stairs. A few failed attempts could burn 30 to 45 minutes. Suddenly catching a fake salmon became an endurance event. #AmazingRace

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 15h

Rob Has A Podcast: Zach and Nate reveal they had NEVER taken a taxi before the Race, so when the clue said BC Place was a 30-minute walk, they just started RUNNING. One leg into Amazing Race and public transportation experience is already a competitive advantage. #AmazingRace

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 15h

Heather finally confronts Alexis herself, Alexis asks why anyone owes Heather anything, and Heather wants to know why they’ve reached “DEFCON 1.” All this over a look and some wedding comments. Orange County remains committed to escalation. #VirtualRealiTea

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 16h

Heather says Alexis gave her A LOOK. Tamra immediately confronts Alexis, Alexis denies it and suddenly she’s ready to leave the party. Years of Housewives history, and somehow a facial expression can still cause a full evacuation. #VirtualRealiTea

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 16h

The Housewives end 20 years of chaos with champagne, fireworks, snow, and Dorinda at Bluestone Manor. Across cities, feuds, marriages, divorces, arrests, wigs, and table flips, somehow they really did make it nice. #RHUGT

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 16h

Luann gathers everyone and gives Vicki flowers, thanking her for helping put Housewives on the map. After spending half the trip fighting, the Countess finally used the microphone for good. Character development! #RHUGT

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 17h

Andy tries to broker peace between Lisa Barlow and Heather Gay, and within minutes they’re telling each other to f*** off. Andy said he didn't come to cause trouble while standing directly in the middle of it. Sure, Jan. #RHUGT

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 17h

Andy Cohen arrives and gets Teresa and Melissa to revisit how Melissa joined RHONJ. Andy apologizes, Melissa apologizes, and Teresa agrees to move forward. Fifteen years of Jersey trauma got one last group therapy session. #RHUGT

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 17h

Dorinda hosts a Gilded Age party at Bluestone Manor, and she and Luann show up in the SAME Jovani dress. Years after “Jovani!” became Housewives history, the universe really said, “Run it back.” #RHUGT

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 18h

Luann finally hears the group out and apologizes for her behavior before the eight-hour ride to the Berkshires. It took snow, a Sprinter van, and Porsha's jokes, but the Countess found self-awareness before checkout. #RHUGT

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 18h

Tamra’s party turns into an RHOC alumni convention with former Housewives everywhere. Then Alexis Bellino and John Janssen walk in, because apparently the guest list needed just one final cup of gasoline. #VirtualRealiTea

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 18h

Vicki learns Tamra shared her private health information, calls their friendship toxic and says Tamra loves being in the center of everything. They argue, Vicki cries, then they hug. The Tres Amigas cycle remains undefeated. #VirtualRealiTea

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 19h

Emily admits she feels disconnected from Shane because every conversation feels like “shots fired.” When a Housewife starts wondering whether her husband is actually happy, you know we’ve officially left petty party drama behind. #VirtualRealiTea

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 19h

Vicki specifically asks Tamra NOT to share her MRI results, so naturally the entire group hears about her supposed “brain damage.” Nothing travels faster in Orange County than confidential medical information with a Housewife attached. #VirtualRealiTea

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 19h

Andi casually reveals that she and Nigel are non-monogamous, and he already planned a weekend away with another lover. Ma’am, Australia is far too long a flight to arrive with this many red flags waiting at baggage claim.

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 19h

Andi put $10,000 for a timeshare on her credit card, Nigel stopped paying his share, and she’s STILL moving to Australia for him. The psychic said soulmate, but the credit card statement said run. #90DayFiance

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Dorothy also dishes on her real friendship with Sai De Silva while making it clear she’s happy watching Housewives without holding a diamond herself. Close enough to the Bravo mess for the tea, far enough away to avoid the reunion couch. #VirtualRealiTea

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Would Dorothy Wang join RHOBH? Absolutely not. She says all the fighting has never really been her thing, even back in her Rich Kids days. Imagine being Beverly Hills rich, reality-TV experienced AND still choosing peace. #VirtualRealiTea

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Dorothy says she converted to Judaism before marrying Brandon and documented the process for Dorothy’s I Do. The wedding series isn’t just dresses and flowers, it captures one of the biggest personal transitions of her life too. #VirtualRealiTea

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Dorothy planned an entire OFF DAY during her Florence wedding weekend with pasta classes, museums, olive-oil tastings and wine tastings. If you’re asking 200 people to fly to Italy, apparently you better come with an itinerary. #VirtualRealiTea

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Dorothy’s biggest wedding non-negotiable? GOOD FOOD and happy guests. She refused to disappear for five hours taking Instagram photos while everyone waited around. Finally, a bride thinking about the people who bought flights to Italy. #VirtualRealiTea

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Dorothy Wang and Brandon produced their own wedding docuseries, built a production team and basically said, “Fine, we’ll make the show ourselves.” Dorothy went from asking producers what was happening to officially becoming one. #VirtualRealiTea

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Jonathan arrives in Singapore and almost immediately clashes with Ally because he didn’t quit vaping like he promised. From romantic reunion to taxi argument in record time. Sir, you just landed. Could we at least unpack before the first fight? #90DayFiance

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ally is six months pregnant, her strict Muslim parents don’t know, and Jonathan is moving to Singapore to start their life together. That is already enough for one storyline, but naturally 90 Day said, “We’re just getting started.” #90DayFiance

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Niles is selling his gaming collection to fund a permanent move to Ghana with Matilda. Sweet! One tiny complication: Matilda doesn’t know he’s moving there and still dreams of America. Nothing says romance like relocating internationally as a surprise. #90DayFiance

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Jessy is leaving the Bronx for Italy to be with Vittorio, even though they still haven’t slept together and his close friend Irma already thinks she’s superficial. Florence is gorgeous, but this welcome committee needs work. #90DayFiance

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Paige says Khloé Kardashian gave her a tiny Jesus figurine after appearing on her podcast, plus a gift box for Kitty. Hannah’s conclusion: Paige and Khloé share the same love language, gifts and Jesus. Honestly, that tracks. #GigglySquad

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joshpedrokriner @joshpedrokriner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Paige loved school dances so much she worried adulthood would never compare. Hannah wanted her mom to pick her up. Paige was dancing hard enough to get threatened with a phone call home. Somehow both childhood experiences make perfect sense. #GigglySquad

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