Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 6hRealized watching Bakeoff that the torturous framing of their voiceover transitions is basically Yoda grammar. "Also adding a tropical flair to his poundcake is Jaleel." Sure thing little buddy, now help me get this ship out of the fucking swamp. 070
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Fighting and dying in the trenches to protect the three day work week, as an LLM Infantryman in the 17th Modal Auxiliary 010
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Fascinating to think that this one small idea in the mid 20th C. would eventually lead to the CueCat-dominated consumer economy we all take for granted today 340
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026sitting absolutely still in the La-Z-Boy of Heaven 020
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026choosing to believe this is about an alternate ending to The Fly where Gina and Jeff find a way to work it out, settle down, raise several million kids, 010
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026do you think paw patrol ever shows up to the wrong house and shoots someone's pet human 070
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Was in a band called Unstable Isotope, but we broke up pretty quickly 070
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Gonna write up a critical essay about AI-generated Art Content, title is “The Aesthetics of Extrusion”, the opening paragraph will be me just barfing uncontrollably on every dipshit excited about hyperscaling the excision of humans feeling things and being weird from the process of making shit 020
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Mr Beast: [finds out about bread lines] huh. Okay but stay with me: what if only ONE of them gets the bread 050
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How's the world treating ya, Mr. Big Dumb Dad 060
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026in another time this is roughly what Carson would have said while holding up an envelope 160
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Yeah, yeah, the suddenly profoundly hot Nathan Fielder, we’ve all seen it 040
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Bryan Cranston, eight mechanical arms unfurling behind him to menace Spider-Man: 020
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Not gonna lie, before I scrolled down to the quote post I had started fully believe this was about a GGR-themed idle game and I’m a little sad now despite otherwise being pleased by sharez0ne content 110
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hell yeah. I would say less redundant than self-reinforcing. Something delightful about approaching a thing from multiple overlapping and conceptual layers in consonance. Fuckin' ley-line ass artwork. 000
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026man why did they take this picture on a dark night 011
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Knowledge of the context - still has not come - came in a social media post - came in a detailed sociopolitical analysis - came in a fluff piece 140
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026looking forward to finding out whose preordered copies did and did not come 120
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the internet is just a giant collective rolling hospice for Not Having To Have Known About That, and we're all running out one or another clock 010
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026just grab a hammer and whack on your patio floor a bit in solidarity 100
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026once again experience one of life's great reifications of irony: having a sore back from putting together the chair I bought because the old chair was giving me a sore back 091
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026you can remember this with the straightforward mnemonic of imagining 90s Torontonian rap sensation Snow singing "helico pter pter down" 010
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026An unraveling Gene Hackman sitting on the floor of his dismantled apartment, playing Trombone Champ 020
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Press this button and you will get zero dollars but someone you don’t know will be annoyed 1120
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Any chance we can throw Google out of a bar 010
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026you're right about a lot of things, but this is one of them 030
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026aw man fuckin' Cameron's, I used to walk past that every morning for a shitty job in the early 2000s 080
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The Torment Loose Federation of IoT Emplacements 010
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026just learned from a random TikTok of the existence of the 1984 film Invitation to Hell, directed by Wes Craven (!!) and starring Robert Urich and Susan Lucci (!!!!!) and god help me I'm gonna have to find and watch this fucking thing 141
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Too hot to handle Too cold to hold It’s called dry ice and You’ve got serious frostbite 020
Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“You steal those impressionist paintings yet?” Sure thing, boss. Really shitty, just like you asked. 030