Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 28/08/2025Snapped a quick picture of my dog sleeping, as one does, and accidentally got something that looks like a dang renaissance painting. 010
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 03/08/2025@reckless.bsky.social in a very hipster coffee shop that I would definitely not expect to have a light up party speaker, but there it is. 110
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 11/05/2025Barista put a heart on my wife’s mocha. Cool. Wait, what did he put on my latte? 110
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 01/05/2025They did but it’s really weird that they called it John Wick 3. 040
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 24/03/2025Sometimes they tell you very directly that your attention is on the wrong thing. 020
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 21/03/2025@reckless.bsky.social who put that chair there? Not my chair not my problem. 150
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 27/02/2025Scariest possible way to say that you’re here with my food. 120
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 26/02/2025I’ve never really liked grapefruit. Too bitter. The grapefruit in my backyard couldn’t be more different than what’s available at the store though. Zero bitterness. They’re delicious. I have hundreds though. Please come over and eat some grapefruit. 110
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 15/02/2025Tried this in imagefx. Restongle and tomtor shares. Nailed it. 120
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 07/02/2025Jesus. This is an unedited list of the next episodes in my podcast feed. 210
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 06/02/2025I made my own novel into an iPhone app that looks like a scrollable social feed. I could make apps for your books too if you’re interested. 61111
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 26/01/2025There’s something about a low quality Polaroid snapshot that captures the essence of a moment in time better than a cell phone. I really enjoy having this camera around for saving the vibe of a good night and looking back on it. Hipster nonsense, but I’m ok with that. 100
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 14/01/2025My Coca-Cola brand head canon: “The ribbon in our logo is referred to as ‘the line of coke,’ representing our roots as a cocaine ingestion beverage. 030
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 02/01/2025Everyone knows Freeman Dyson for the Dyson Sphere concept but not enough people know him for his super weird biological robot Astro Chicken idea. 🐔 200
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 30/12/2024Still style tweaking. Launch first, tweak after I say. 000
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 29/12/2024Wasn’t much of a flex for the town I grew up in. We did win that championship though. 010
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 27/12/2024I invented a single player version of Spades in my head while walking the dog. I tried it out on a real deck and it was pretty fun! There goes my holiday break... 270
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 25/12/2024In-laws got me doing real work hauling trees in the mud with the cows. 130
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 20/12/2024Final working day of the year for me. Let there be merriment and egg nog lattes. 030
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 17/12/2024I still miss the Siri watch face. It was so good at showing me just what I needed to see. If I had a timer going, it showed me that. If a meeting was coming up, it showed me that. You have to scroll another watch face to see these little dynamic cards now. 010
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 13/12/2024My game Haystack is a word search with a twist: only one word is hidden on the board at a time and you’re not sure which. Makes it trickier! New puzzle every day. Try it at secondfret.net/haystack/ 030
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 07/12/2024She sees me getting ready to leave and would like me to know that she doesn’t think it’s a good idea. 020
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 02/12/2024Threads has no chill. Every time I post there, I wake up to a bunch of people lecturing me who have no clue I’m joking. Why are they like this? Who hurt them? Is the entire cursed platform filled with angry people who don’t speak shitpost? 030
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 01/12/2024The pup loudly demands that we take her to the coffee shop on Saturdays. The drive-thru people give her the best treats. She can tell by our routine when Saturday comes and she won’t calm down until we go. 110
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 25/11/2024It has Bill Nighy and it’s about science. That’s all I need in a movie tbh. Loved it. 000
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 24/11/2024Roll Call is my game where you shuffle dice around to make the best five hands. It’s great for something to fiddle with while you watch tv or listen to a podcast. secondfret.net/rollcall/ 000
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 20/11/2024I told the pup it was too early to put up the tree but she didn’t listen. 020
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 19/11/2024Luxurious lattes at home is the best super power I’ve ever acquired. I can make an almond milk latte that’s so much better than a Starbucks whole milk latte (and I love milk). Better beans, better shots, better steaming. ☕️ 030
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 13/11/2024Hard to think of another game that got so much right in the NES version that despite innumerable variations since, it’s still the most enjoyable one to play. Music, sound effects, gameplay, visuals; it’s a perfect game. 120
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 13/11/2024There are too many departments in the government. How do we fix it? We could create a new department. 020
Josh Johnson @joshjohnson.link · 12/11/2024Looking for my dog. She’s hiding from me. Can’t find her anywhere. She’s too skilled in the art of camouflage. 020