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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 23h
black and white image of Philly with bold red text BEEF HEIST over top
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stills from Shawshank Redemption with the text “Andy Dufresne, who crawled through a river of shit, and came out clean on the other side.”  In this scenario the sixers (but actually me) are Andy and the past like fifteen years are the river of shit, LeBron is … the concept of clean?
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the why can't i hold all these limes meme but with brains
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Screenshot of the title from the miniseries Stephen king’s the longoliers, it started balki from perfect strangers and was about people that got stuck in a universe like one second behind ours and the monsters that lived there
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Same LinkedIn post from OP but with the text swapped with the perfect crime speech from the office: What is my perfect crime?
I break into Tiffany's at midnight.
Do I go for the vault?
No, 1 go for the chandelier. It's priceless.
As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me.
She tells me to stop. It's her father's business.
She's Tiffany.
I say no.
We make love all night.
In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms.
I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada.
I don't trust her.
Besides, I like the cold.
Thirty years later, 1 get a postcard.
I have a son and he's the chief of police.
This is where the story gets interesting.
I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero.
She's been waiting for me all these years.
She's never taken another lover.
I don't care. I don't show up.
I go to Berlin.
That's where I stashed the chandelier.
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Eloise from LOST
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Gandalf with a poorly drawn bloody nose like andrew wk on the I Get Wet album cover - I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The only Gemini I acknowledge
American Gladiators trading card showing a pic of gladiator Gemini with his fist in the air and the caption GEMINI THE VICTOR
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Son Heung-min is doing yeoman’s work to support this cause
Son Heung-min of LAFC and the South Korea national team doing his finger camera celebration from a pic when he was on Tottenham
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
SLEVE MCDICHAEL
WILLIE DUSTICE
ONSON SWEEMEY
JEROMY GRIDE
DARRYL ARCHIDELO
SCOTT DOURQUE
ANATOLI SMORIN
SHOWN FURCOTTE
REY MCSRIFF
DEAN WESREY
GLENALLEN MIXON
MIKE TRUK
MARIO MCALWAIN
DWIGT RORTUGAL
RAUL CHAMGERLAIN
TIM SANDAELE
KEVIN NOGILNY
KARL DANDLETON
TONY SMEHRIK
MIKE SERNANDEZ
BOBSON DUGNUTT
TODD BONZALEZ
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Mick Jagger? The Slow Horses Theme Song singer?
jim downey from the conan podcast, from 'the financier" meme
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! You tied Argentina when FIFA wants them to win!
classic blunders scene from princess bride
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
clint eastwood angry - the fix is in
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
En(terprise)shittification
enterprise designs over the years, and while I do like enterprise-d, it was clearly the herald of some fugly designs
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
macho man randy savage sitting on a dock, pensively
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The Montreal screw job finish
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Haaland’s face after that goal
The normal men dog
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Trending topics screen shot. 1 is Philadelphia sports. 2 is socialism Django screenshot you had my curiosity but now you have my attention
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The LeBron is 30 this fuckery won’t go on for much longer than god tweet & the lebron is 40 quote tweet. Both replaced with Messi
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Clint Eastwood dead in the beguiled
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
When I see a ref go down with cramps
eastwood looking confused or unsure - caption is the fix is in?
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
The Brendan Leonard Show. It burned fast and bright. Briefly considered going with Parker Lewis can’t lose but this is clearly the call.
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Me, every time there is a call I DO like:
smiling clint eastwood with a caption "The fix is in!"
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Me, every time there is a call I don't like:
angry clint eastwood with a caption saying "The fix is in."
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Dan Marino"I look back at it as I wish I was able to play in it again," Marino said. "Ironically, I was 23 years old and I felt for sure that I would be back. After the game, I was disappointed, down about the game. But I was like, 'You know what, I'm going to be back and we're going to win one of these. I'm going to be back more than once. Maybe twice, you never know! And it never happened. That's the one thing that is the regret. It's to not know what it feels like to walk off the last game of your career and know that you're Super Bowl champs."
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This one is gonna get some play
Reyna covering his ears
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
legion of super-villains comic book cover
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My Bavarian cream donut has jelly filling instead and I’m about to get myself put on a watch list.
A donut with chocolate icing and jelly filling
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Sixers v knicks tonight
Poster for A House Divided
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Tweet from @notabigjerk : i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Four-panel meme (two images, two text) featuring Geordi La Forge from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Top picture: Geordi holds up his hand in a hey now gesture. Text reads: “Watching TNG and seeing the finger point part of this meme but worrying you missed something because you didn't see the ‘hey now’ part of the meme”

Bottom picture: Geordi points forward. Text reads: “Continuing to watch the scene and realizing that actually the finger point came first in the scene.”
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
And that’s why you always have a ballroom!
And that’s why you always leave a note guy from arrested development when they’d stage some crazy event to “teach a lesson”
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
i gave you all the clues from the mister police meme from - some movie? maybe called the snowman?
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Computer, show me the opposite of Having The Juice
Ahead of Hungary Election, JD Vance Campaigns with Orbán in Show of Support for Far Right in EuropeHungary election results live: Orbán concedes to Magyar's Tisza after projections show opposition winning two-thirds majority
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
my Save Draft button this morning
Jimmy butler looking exhausted, leaning over a railing
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Is this anything
Clouds that maybe sort of kind of looks like space ghost, if you like squint and tilt your head Space ghost
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
DJTs mug from this dumb coinEastwood in Gran Torino lookin like that angry mThat angry ventriloquist dummy that Jeff Dunham used like 20 years ago
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I liked OBAA and Sinners
Master debater ponytail guy
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
j jonah jameson meme with text get me the new leo meme
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Laziest scam text I’ve seen maybe ever
Spam text asking “where’s your estate located? I’d love to visit sometime!”
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
~progressive media and activist circles~
Last shot from the taking of Pelham one two three aka “brother, are you kidding me?”
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Picture unrelated.
The “Me and my friends would’ve killed ET with hammers I can tell you that much” tweet
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Joshuawfully Neat @joshiswrite.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bad Bunny at wrestlemania
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