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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth

@joshcolletta.bsky.social
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Host of @uncommonsenseshow.bsky.social, VO artist, ex radio DJ, ex creative director, hobbyist writer of TV shows that will probably never get produced. He/him. I'm almost never on Mastodon, but if you are: @officialunofficialjdc@mastodon.social

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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 1h
Please help Lilith!
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 1h
I really really really need to replace this broken computer. Can you help me out?
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 1h
Please help juno!
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 4h
Please save Topanga!
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 6h
I’m still very short on paying this $635 dollar vet bill I have to pay tomorrow for her ultrasound
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 5h
Boost!
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 5h
Not untrue.
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 5h
I will post boobs and tummy if I am saved from my mutual aid needs and can get my cat’s ultra sound tomorrow just so you know A little incentive to save me
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 5h
!!!
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 5h
Please help juno!
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 15h
One thing I love about my new city: the railroad line is far more active (both freight and Amtrak), so I hear trains coming through much more often. There IS a freight short line in my former town, but they're barely holding on with declining customers, so the traffic has dropped over the years.
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 16h
Please help Juniper!
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 18h
Charlotte: technically, we have a skyline!
The Charlotte, North Carolina skyline seen on NBC's Sunday Night Football introduction.
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 20h
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 20h
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 20h
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 20h
Dear God, kill it with fire.
A yellow furry abomination with realistic eyes and a tooth-filled mouth, wearing Lady Liberty's crown. It's the abomination known as "Liberty Bibberty."
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 21h
Who turned the noise gate on on the environment mic bus? That wasn't audible in the first half.
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 21h
UPDATE: The doctors believe it was a minor issue. They did some tests and didn't turn up anything they were concerned about so they're sending her home with some meds to soothe her pain. Thanks for your well-wishes!
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 22h
What'd I tell ya? Golden State starts driving to the hoop like they mean it, and they finish the quarter in the lead. You can't waltz your way to a win against Vegas, their defense are no pushovers.
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 22h
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 22h
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 22h
The Valkyries are gonna have to quit letting themselves get bounced around in the lower key. The refs aren't gonna call every little foul in these games, so risk the charge and throw your weight around.
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 23h
As an acclaimed astrophysicist once correctly noted, fat-bottom girls make the rockin' world go 'round. Gutfeld and Watters are just mad because, when they try to buy the services of sex workers, the response they get is invariably "not for any price."
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Fox News' Greg Gutfeld and Jesse Watters have sickening chat about 'overweight hookers' - AOL
Fox News anchors Greg Gutfeld and Jesse Watters were slammed by viewers online after making derogatory comments about sex workers on The Five on Monday, September 28
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Please keep my sister @whimsicalwriter.bsky.social in your thoughts. She's currently headed to the ER for a sudden health issue. We've got some support on the way to be with her, and I'm holding down the fort at home. I'll post more when we know more.
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Boost!
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Please help Lilith!
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I desperately need to replace this machine. Can you please help me?
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Please help save juno's cat!
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have an irrational and cruel desire to see Liberty Bibberty burn to death in a raging inferno, and I will not apologize for that.
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hey @aaron.bsky.team why do you think you can make a joke about my rapist like this, my rapist you gave authority to sell legitimate bluesky merch through, who you gave money to, who used her clout on the platform to gain access to and rape other trans bluesky users?
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Boating Accident (Wilson in Cast Away)
I prefer tactical diaper bag. Tactical baby carrier. I think we had a popular tactical sundress on Bluesky back in 2024.
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Have you ever heard the expression 'when life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place?'" -- Bill McNeal (Phil Hartman), "NewsRadio"
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If this has been the entirety of the post, it would have been the first factually correct statement that Treason Timmy had made in decades.
A post on Rep. Tim Walberg's Facebook page. It's meant to be s full text post, but his staff put it in a large-text post on a red background that, on the mobile app, only shows the text "House Republicans are taking action to reduce health"
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should read this.
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 04/10/2026
Yeah 😞
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I still think about Kendrick Johnson. He didn't roll himself up in that gym mat.
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Please help save Juno's cat!
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
juno needs our help!
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 04/10/2026
Please help me save my cat
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Enjoying a relaxing afternoon with some Cinematic Titanic.
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please help juno!
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please help juno!
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Boost!
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Boost!
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 03/10/2026
Can I please have help with taking my cat in for an ultrasound on Tuesday? We need to rule out cancer and see what’s wrong with her stomach to keep getting her health fixed so she can keep food down
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Josh Colletta ($18 / $8,000), professional loudmouth @joshcolletta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please help juno!
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