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Shannon Phillips

@joshannonphillips.com
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Writer and mom living in Oakland. Short speculative fiction and serialized novels at joshannonphillips.substack.com. I like old things, wild places, tall tales, and the people who tell them.🐉

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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 29/09/2026
I've got this one
A Softer World three-panel comic. Background is a nerdy girl photographed in blurred orange shades. Text reads: "I have super powers and a costume Every night I panic just outside my door But every night I try again"
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 10/09/2026
I propped my kid's plastic toy up on my bedroom windowsill and took this photo with my phone
Godzilla silhouetted against an orange sky
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 28/06/2026
Screenshot of Isabela in Veilguard
A page from Disney kids' book Jake and the Never Land Pirates shows a pair of cartoonish pirates holding a large scroll bearing the message: A good pirate never takes another person's property!
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 05/06/2026
Love how we're all picturing different cherries! I was assuming
Stonewall Kitchen Bada Bing Cherries
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 04/05/2026
This guy is the real hero and they shouldn't have stopped his research. Those dang midichlorians have kept the galaxy locked in a cycle of destructive warfare for untold generations! They must be eradicated. Top research priority should be some kind of vaccine
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 30/04/2026
Quote with your vibe if you were a vampire.
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 19/03/2026
Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 24/02/2026
Pokémon has released a 30th anniversary logo for every single Pokémon. Quote this with your favourite! www.serebii.net/pokemon30/
Pokemon 30th anniversary logo featuring Leafeon
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 03/02/2026
This is who runs this account. It's a Ratatouille situation
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 19/01/2026
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
In an advertisement from an 80s computer magazine, a white man and woman in businesswear sit at back-to-back terminals, looking into the screens as they type. Above and behind them the image shrouds into a misty sci-fi scene where the same man and woman pose in shiny tight costumes while two spaceships trade neon pink laser fire.
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 05/12/2025
Kanan Jarrus from Star Wars Rebels
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 09/10/2025
oh this is me and Solo
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 25/08/2025
This week's piece is a family story about a mummy's treasure, written with my mom, Gayle J. Fritz: joshannonphillips.substack.com/p/the-greens...
Two photographs showing lithic beads stolen from an Incan mummy
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 24/06/2025
My autistic, mostly nonverbal teen wrote/taped this on my bedroom wall so now I'm playing Blue Prince (the first puzzle was his game rec I suspect)
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 21/06/2025
If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh
A valentine with the text "I Want You Inside Me" printed over a red heart. The background image is a tauntaun.
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 06/06/2025
This is maybe a lil unseemly but I can't say I don't understand where they're coming from
A Guardian headline reads: Trump v Musk: 10 ways they can further hurt each other
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 02/06/2025
without downloading any new pics where are you mentally
screenshot of Angela Lansbury looking horrified. The screen caption reads "Alas, what do I find? Nothing but dark reflections...of villainy."
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 28/05/2025
Not Fantasy Life, but in other hobby news, I remember you were looking for books with spaceships on the cover not too long ago? I just came out with one that I'd be delighted to send you, if you're interested.
The cover of Journey by Shannon Phillips and German Yanovsky features a spaceship with pirate graffiti
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 19/05/2025
Wow I can't say that I *recognize* myself in these results, but I do love how they scream BEWARE 🚩🚩🚩
Doc Brown from Back to the FutureWanda Maximoff from WandaVisionRiver Tam from FireflyJohn Hammond from Jurassic Park
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 17/05/2025
Excited to reveal my newest upcoming novel: space pirates! *Journey* is "Black Sails" meets "The Expanse": hard sci-fi, realistically gritty with a cyberpunk edge. The e-book will be $2.99 and is available for pre-order (www.amazon.com/dp/B0F8WTJXHJ); paperback will be $15.99, available May 28th.
cover art for the novel Journey shows an industrial looking spaceship against a Mars backdrop. The ship's hull is graffiti'd with a wolf skull above crossbones
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 28/04/2025
If I were Meghan Sussex showing up bare-faced to a "no makeup" chat -- and the host was wearing this much mascara, eye shadow and blusher, I would've turned right back around and left. Like, Jamie, we can SEE you! It's just such a bizarre lie to tell!
A still of Jamie Kern Lima, who is clearly wearing makeup while talking about being makeup-free
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 24/04/2025
How I arrived on Bluesky
comic panels depicting Moon Knight, bloodied and ragged, staggering down an ally whispering "let's get this bread"
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 27/03/2025
Improving as a cook is mostly a gradual process but there were a few things that just leveled up my game instantly: 1) home made stock, 2) switching to sea salt, and 3) buying a giant bottle of this stuff and throwing it into just about everything for a Flavor Boost. Truly a life hack, ty Costco!
A bottle of the Costco store brand (Kirkland Signature) "Organic No Salt Seasoning." The label features drawings of an onion, tomato, carrot, and garlic. The bottle is filled with colorful dried flakes.
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 19/03/2025
The people in this book are mostly made-up, but *all* of the places are real. "They walked their food over to a little park, and sat down on a bench beside a weird avant-garde statue of a businessman with a briefcase and way too many arms": this pic is not AI
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 11/03/2025
A beautiful lady is making biscuits on my toes
A fluffy white and gray cat curled in blankets at the end of a bed
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 07/03/2025
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
A woman wears a low-backed gown featuring layers of floaty, silky-sheer fabric in a silvery blue ombre fade. Her hair is pinned up with flowers. The vibe is ethereal fairy princessAn Art Nouveau enamelled tiara by Georges Fouquet in the shape of a dragon with a large aquamarine in its mouth, designed to wrap around a woman's head
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 04/03/2025
Chapter 3 of The Millennial Sword is up at substack.com/home/post/p-...
image of a cat with text: "The sword has many names...Caladbolg. Caliburn. Excalibur. The edge of its blade is a dividing-line, and also a bridge, between the mortal world and the Otherlands."
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 24/02/2025
What PERFECT standalone film absolutely DID NOT need a sequel (so they better not do it)
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 21/01/2025
By coincidence, the anthology this story first appeared in is on sale this week! www.amazon.com/Rhonda-Parri...
The short story anthology Fae is on sale for $0.99 at Amazon
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 14/01/2025
Post a female character you love
Enfys Nest, from Star Wars
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 07/01/2025
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? I believe in them. You can do it, kids!
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 03/01/2025
Post a pic you took with no description to bring some zen to the timeline
A hawk perched in the bare branches of a winter tree
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 01/01/2025
Okay so your exocolony posting has inspired me to finally succeed at the Cal romance, and...the poor sweet dear 😂
Snippets of a romantic conversation in which the player attempts to solicit a kiss from the character Cal, who completely misses the hint
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 30/12/2024
Had a hankering for red beans & rice... and fortunately I had a bag of gorgeous Domingo Rojo beans from @ranchogordo.bsky.social on hand 😊
A bowl of red beans & rice
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 24/12/2024
"You will be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:
Byers, Frohike, and Langly, known in X-Files lore as "The Lone Gunmen."
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 18/12/2024
Stella says typing time is over, and it's patting time now.
A fluffy white-and-gray cat with blue eyes sits in front of a computer keyboard
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 17/12/2024
It's beginning to look a lot like
Living room with stockings over the mantle and a decorated Christmas tree
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 16/12/2024
Made three-bean and bison chili today with Christmas Limas, midnight black and Santa Maria pinquito beans from @ranchogordo.bsky.social alongside diced tomatoes, onions and garlic and spiced with cumin, coriander, oregano, chipotles in adobo sauce and Oaktown Spice Shop's "Campfire Coffee Rub."
A bowl of chili garnished with sour cream. Dried beans are visible in the background
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 28/11/2024
My Thora, much loved and much missed
Thora, a ten week old mastiff puppy, stands on a back step with her head cocked in an expression of soft, curious affection
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 27/11/2024
Will forever be Team Home Made Cranberry Sauce. It's the simplest thing to make, takes five minutes, and the payoff in both taste and texture is tremendous vs. the canned stuff. I add a tablespoon of orange zest and 2 tablespoons orange liqueur
Home made cranberry sauce
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 25/11/2024
Red Dead Redemption 2: ridin' through the desert on a horse with name No
Screenshot from the game Red Dead Redemption 2, showing a horse named No with a desert background
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 17/11/2024
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they're dealing with
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 26/07/2024
With her beauty she could easily be a model, but Luna's main interest is food and her default emotional state is high offense over the quantity, quality, presentation, and frequency of her meals. So I think she would take satisfaction in being a really mean restaurant reviewer.
A fluffy mostly white cat with brilliant blue eyes
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 17/07/2024
God, the Gaiman stuff hurts. Haven't decided yet what to do with this shelf
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 12/06/2024
Stella
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 20/02/2024
Via tumblr user @deadandcheerful
A version of the "trolley problem" illustrated with stick figures, except that in this case there is only one track filled with tied victims that the trolley has already begun to run over, while a bystander looks on helplessly. Text says: You can only watch
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 08/02/2024
Ah. They decided dogwhistles were too subtle.
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 08/02/2024
I don't think it's paranoid to view this statement -- "The monarchy's future depends on the obliteration of the Sussexes" -- as a call for assassination? The palace stripped them of security while using press to keep hatred against them whipped at a constant fever pitch. This is purposeful.
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Shannon Phillips @joshannonphillips.com · 24/01/2024
Hate campaign watch: like all the royal rota, Schofield makes her living talking fresh shit about Harry and Meghan every single day. "Irrelevant" is the funniest possible attempted dig against people you've created hundreds (or thousands) of articles, videos, and podcasts about.
Screenshot of headline reading "They Became Irrelevant" Kinsey Schofield Gives her Verdict on Harry And Meghan
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