joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I wonder how many posts, tweets, and vids have already been made about the Bad Bunny halftime show being too woke, offensive, or whatever else they wanna say before it’s even happened. They’re just waiting to hit “post”. 071
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Such a busy week, but got a bonus and a raise! Not bad for being at the company for less than a year and being promoted 5 months ago. 💵 💰media.tenor.coma man is dancing in a living room with balloons and a group of people .ALT: a man is dancing in a living room with balloons and a group of people . 1130
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Decided to binge #HeatedRivalry today since I had the day off, and damn… y’all didn’t tell me I was gonna be ugly cryin’ all through the damn season! 2200
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Enjoying our weekend in PV. @superboy8500.bsky.social 61125
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Sooo, The Materialist is literally the worst movie I’ve seen since the last movie I watched with Dakota Johnson. 040
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I’m a 42 year old man, but sometimes I just need a deep conversation with my mom when things get too much. 0200
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 10/10/2025I’m literally so gay that I’m thinking “I need to do my nails before my parents get here tomorrow”. 1220
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 19/09/2025I thought today was Friday. I was all ready to not go to work tomorrow. Ugh! 040
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Starting the long weekend off with a promotion? I’ll take it!!media.tenor.comtwo women are standing next to each other with their mouths open .ALT: two women are standing next to each other with their mouths open . 0190
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Today is my Friday! C’mon long weekend!! 0140
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Hurry up, babe! We got a pool party to get to! @superboy8500.bsky.social 21023
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 19/05/2025So @superboy8500.bsky.social and I leave for vacation on Thursday, but I’m already packed and ready go. 1220
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Had a pretty great and relaxing birthday, which is exactly what I wanted. @superboy8500.bsky.social #happy #smile #besties #birthday 2450
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 15/05/2025A week from today, I’ll be in Puerto Vallarta.media.tenor.comtwo men in suits and ties are waving their hands in a roomALT: two men in suits and ties are waving their hands in a room 0200
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 18/04/2025So @superboy8500.bsky.social just held out his breakfast pastry like a Power Ranger and said “It’s muffin time!” It’s too early for this. 🤦🏼 0281
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Fun fact: My socks, underwear, and bag always match. 0230
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Sometimes you get a reaction that’s completely different from what you expected… and it works out for the best. 0120
Reposted by @joshalan83.bsky.socialMark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Ready Fire Aim is a lousy way to govern. 2652703278996
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 27/02/2025When the new headset for work makes you feel like you went from a helicopter pilot to Britney Spears. 1120
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 22/02/2025We have different dress codes for dinner. @superboy8500.bsky.social 2240
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Tacos, tortas, and Traitors. Perfect Valentine’s Day. @superboy8500.bsky.social 2781
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 13/02/2025I don’t like that I didn’t FA, but yet I still have to FO. 0130
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 06/02/2025When you live down the hall from your bestie. @superboy8500.bsky.social 0531
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 03/02/2025I just spent waaaay too much on a raffle for a campground weekend. Y’all don’t let @superboy8500.bsky.social know he has plans in June. 🤫 0160
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I forgot what I had ordered at Pei Wei so when the guy said “Hot honey” I thought he was hitting on me. 🤦🏼 090
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 31/01/2025On the phone with my grandmother as she tells me about her and my deceased grandfather’s love story on what would have been their 72nd wedding anniversary. 0290
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 26/01/2025This is a speedo check. Show us you in a speedo. 41736
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Throwback to last weekend when I was in a bar… eating a cupcake… in my furry coat. Nothing makes sense anymore anyway. 🤷🏼♂️ 0340
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Started a phone call with my mom and then my dad joined in. 2 hours later, my mom rejoins the conversation after having taken a nap, but she’s awaken by the sounds of my dad and I laughing at absolute ridiculousness. That’s my Friday night. 0250
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 18/01/2025So… 10 years ago I got @superboy8500.bsky.social to experience my roots. 🤠 0280
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 07/01/2025@superboy8500.bsky.social said I was dressed like a couch cover and then called me a “homo-sectional”. 😂 3500
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Y’all… have fun, but PLEASE be safe tonight. 0150
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Also… Happy New Rear!!! @superboy8500.bsky.social 319710
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 01/01/2025I’ve had the same kiss at midnight since 2012… I wonder who it will be this year? #bestfriends @superboy8500.bsky.social 0731
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 01/01/2025My necklace and earring are ready to ring in 2025! 0150
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Have a very merry Christmas! @superboy8500.bsky.social 0620
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 25/12/2024“My son’s not gay, he loves women!” The women in question: 0211
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 20/12/2024On second thought, maybe asking my dad for his opinion on my underwear wasn’t the best idea. 🤷🏼♂️ #almostgavehimaheartattack 41217
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Sometimes I want a VERY specific piece of furniture in my mind, but I can never find it. Then, it leads to me sending my idea to my dad who then runs with it and creates something so awesome and personal for me. I’m having that moment now. 0150
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Sometimes you wanna change locations. 1310
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 06/12/2024“For folks like me on the job from 9 to 5” 0170
joshalan83.bsky.social @joshalan83.bsky.social · 06/12/2024The biggest problem with waking up at 5am is that I’m hungry for lunch by 10am. 😩 1100
