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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 14/08/2026
2026 was always going to be in Philadelphia, just like 1976 was. I believe they had announced it far in advance, maybe before the hosts of 2024 and 2025 were even named?
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 27/07/2026
I can't speak to brainrot, but I think the character designs are cribbed from the "Jimmy Timmy Power Hour" crossover episode with Fairly Odd Parents, in case that helps anyone puzzle it out
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 16/07/2026
Lenny Bicycle Pump
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 12/06/2026
I had a dream that Nathan Lane was running through the Blue Jays dugout celebrating a home run and on TV we could read John Schneider's lips saying, "I have no idea who that is."
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 03/06/2026
2026 Stanley Cup finals
A sword with a golden handle bends in the wind and ragged red and black flags indicating a Hurricane flap from the blade.
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 03/06/2026
2026 NBA Finals
A line drawing of a boxy spur in the lower left extends to the upper-right. Like the optical illusion the Devil's tuning fork, the two prongs become three and turn into the Yankees style interlocking NY the Knicks used to wear on their shorts. The spur is in front of a blocky pink southwestern pattern and the NY is in front of an orange and blue apple.
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 22/05/2026
A street sign in Toronto that says "YEILD TO PEDESTRIANS [sic]"
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 26/02/2026
That's kind of hard to look at so here's a blurred version and an un-RGB-ified version
A blurry, low pixelated American football player carrying a footballA pixelated image of an American football player in vivid colours
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 26/02/2026
Super Bowl LX Combining Patriots blue and red and Seahawks blue and lime green gave me an RGB colour palette to work with
A low resolution rendering of an American football player carrying a football. The red, green, and blue lines making up the image like on an old CRT TV are clearly visible.
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 22/02/2026
F is probably the best a black Team Canada jersey could possibly look
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 22/02/2026
Most of these are bad but E is best, with B a close second. I'm fine with black helmets and pants, but black should be kept to a minimum on the jerseys
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 30/01/2026
I'm afraid this may be a harbinger of many more AI slop alternate identities to come
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 26/01/2026
I saw episode 2431 briefly posted on YouTube Music, then taken down. Will it be reposted there?
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 15/01/2026
OK, I'm finally caught up, here's my 2025 World Series illustration
A Blue Jay with its wings spread flies in the "northeast" corner of the image, while a baseball crosses from the "southwest". Each is followed by five lines indicating its motion
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 14/01/2026
As a fairly new NFL fan, I can't understand why people like that logo. Not every sports animal has to be angry, but this one has no expression, no motion, it's a weird perspective on the bird... The new logo isn't perfect but at least they tried something
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 19/12/2025
Francis Ford Coppola?
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 17/12/2025
With the future of Uni-Watch uncertain, it's nice to know there's still a home for this kind of investigative piece
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 14/12/2025
Somehow a better Marlins logo than the actual Major League Marlins
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 04/12/2025
Almonds are like wood you can eat
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 30/11/2025
I'm still working on catching up on my "championship posters". Here are this summer's Stanley Cup and NBA Finals match-ups. I still have to do the World Series but I should be caught up in time for the Super Bowl.
An oil worker holds a hockey stick above the letters EDM for the Edmonton Oilers. A panther pounces below the letters FLA for the Florida Panthers.A white hand holds a yellow basketball against a navy field. The path of the ball is marked by swoops in orange, blue, and blue-and-yellow checkers.
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 14/07/2025
Of course the Bananas did it already!
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 13/07/2025
The squad known only as "Basketball Club" wears solid grey jerseys and plays its home games at a high school gym in Des Moines, "temporarily"
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 13/07/2025
Now that we've had nameless teams (Washington FT, Utah HC) and a location less team (the Athletics) we need a team with neither name nor location
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 02/07/2025
Sometimes I think I forgot all of high school biology and sometimes I see a urinal from a brand called HCG and immediately think "human chorionic gonadotropin"
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 13/06/2025
A rematch should not have been needed for me to realize EDM-FLA sounds like an electronic music festival in the Miami suburbs
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 13/06/2025
Another sketchy one that I'll clean up at the end of my trip. Here are previous years
2024 NBA finals: a green shamrock has a curvy blue M on each leaf. The background is split between wavy blue and a gold parquet pattern2023 NBA finals: a blue mountain contains flames coloured with a gradient from red to orange2022 NBA finals: a shamrock is formed by the negative space in a green parquet pattern. The parquet collapses into blue and yellow blocks forming the Bay Bridge
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 13/06/2025
2025 NBA final
A white hand holds a yellow basketball against a navy background. Colourful streaks extend from the ball in orange, light blue, and checkered blue and yellow
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 13/06/2025
I'm in the middle of six months of backpacking but I'll do a more polished version when I get home in September. Here are some previous years
2024 Stanley Cup final: a blue circle holds a drop of golden oil coming from the top and a golden sun rising from the bottom2023 Stanley Cup final: A gold shield is split in two, with a knight's helmet on one side and a panther's face on the other2022 Stanley Cup final: a grid of tiles with zig zag patterns. Some are blue and black with a lightning bolt and others are blue and purple with mountains
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 13/06/2025
2025 Stanley Cup final
On a gold background, the abbreviations EDM and FLA in a drippy style like the Edmonton Oilers logo. EDM is in blue and has a gold oil worker above. FLA is in red and has a stalking panther below.
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 06/05/2025
I remember hearing the team was originally supposed to be called "Wildfire", but then there was an actual LA wildfire so they changed to Wildcats. That would explain the colours and lack of a cat logo. Was it ever confirmed?
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 01/04/2025
Do hashtags work on here? #webcomic #comic #comics #cartoons #comix
Two people are in a car listening to terrible music. The first says, "Why do you listen to this band? Their music is AWFUL." The second replies, "No one likes their music! I listen to them for the SICK album art." Close up of the music player app on their phone, an album called "Infinite Buttcrack" is playing. The image shows a naked woman from behind. Her buttcrack extends above her butt, up her back, to the part in her hair.
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 31/03/2025
Title: Reptiles with Wigs
Panel 1: a cobra with stringy hair says, "My ex left me for a guy with a mullet."
Panel 2: a crocodile with a moustache and pompadour says, "It's not a wig."
Panel 3: a tortoise with pigtails says, "My therapist said it would help my confidence."
Panel 4: a frog with a mullet says, "I'm not a reptile."
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Posting GARY PANTER'S SKETCHBOOK TIPS to save a life -- the site that used to host these took em down years ago, and they are as useful a list about this kind of thing as you will ever find. They are like a favorite dogeared paperback to me.
 INTRODUCTION  

 Get a book-size (or paperback-size)d sketchbook. Write your name and date on an early page and maybe think of a name for it — and if you want, write the book’s name there at the front. Make it into your little painful pal. The pain goes away slowly page by page. Fill it up and do another one. It can be hard to get started. Don’t flunk yourself before you get the ball rolling.  
 
 You might want to draw more realistically or in perspective or so it looks slick — that’s is possible and there are tricks and procedures for drawing with more realism if you desire it. But drawing very realistically with great finesse can sometimes produce dead uninteresting drawings — relative, that is, to a drawing with heart and charm and effort but no great finesse.  
 
 You can make all kinds of rules for your art making, but for starting in a sketchbook, you need to jump in and get over the intimidation part — by messing up a few pages, ripping them out if need be. Waste all the pages you want by drawing a tic-tac-toe schematic or something, painting them black, just doodle. Every drawing will make you a little better. Every little attempt is a step in the direction of drawing becoming a part of your life.  
 
 TIPS  
 
 1. Quickly subdivide a page into a bunch of boxes by drawing a set of generally equidistant vertical lines, then a set of horizontal lines so that you have between 6 and 12 boxes or so on the page. In each box, in turn, in the simplest way
 
possible, name every object you can think of and draw each thing in a box, not repeating. If it is fun, keep doing this on following pages until you get tired or can’t think of more nouns. Now you see that you have some kind of ability to typify the objects in your world and that in some sense you can draw anything.  
 
 2. Choose one of the objects that came to mind that you drew and devote one page to drawing that object with your eyes closed, starting at the “nose” of the object (in outline or silhouette might be good) and following the contour you see in your mind’s eye, describing to yourself in minute detail what you know about the object. You can use your free hand to keep track of the edge of the paper and ideally your starting point so that you can work your way back to the designated nose. Don’t worry about proportion or good drawing this is all about memory and moving your hand to find the shapes you are remembering. The drawing will be a mess, but if you take your time, you will see that you know a lot more about the object than you thought.  
 
 3. Trace some drawings you like to see better what the artist’s pencil or pen is doing. Tracing helps you observe closer. Copy art you like — it can’t hurt.  
 
 4. Most people (even your favorite artists) don’t like their drawings as much as they want to. Why? Because it is easy to imagine something better. This is only ambition, which is not a bad thing — but if you can accept what you are doing, of course you will progress quicker to a more satisfying level and also accidentally make perfectly charming drawings even if they embarrass you.   4. Most people (even your favorite artists) don’t like their drawings as much as they want to. Why? Because it is easy to imagine something better. This is only ambition, which is not a bad thing — but if you can accept what you are doing, of course you will progress quicker to a more satisfying level and also accidentally make perfectly charming drawings even if they embarrass you.  
 
 5. Draw a bunch more boxes and walk down a sidewalk or two documenting where the cracks and gum and splotches and leaves and mowed grass bits are on the square. Do a bunch of those. That is how nature arranges and composes stuff. Remember these ideas — they are in your sketchbook.  
 
 6. Sit somewhere and draw fast little drawings of people who are far away enough that you can only see the big simple shapes of their coats and bags and arms and hats and feet. Draw a lot of them. People are alike yet not — reduce them to simple and achievable shapes.  
 7. To get better with figure drawing, get someone to pose — or use photos — and do slow drawing of hands, feet, elbows, knees, and ankles. Drawing all the bones in a skeleton is also good, because it will help you see how the bones in the arms and legs cross each other and affect the arms’ and legs’ exterior shapes. When you draw a head from the side make sure you indicate enough room behind the ears for the brain case.  
 
 8. Do line drawings looking for the big shapes, and tonal drawing observing the light situation of your subject — that is, where the light is coming from and where it makes shapes in shade on the form, and where light reflects back onto the dark areas sometimes.  
 
 9. To draw the scene in front of you, choose the middle thing in your drawing and put it in the middle of your page — then add on to the drawing from the center of the page out.  
 
 10. Don’t worry about a style. It will creep up on you and eventually you will have to undo it in order to go further. Be like a river and accept everything.
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 23/02/2025
The last few places I've lived, I've drawn the view out the window. Here's the latest before moving day tomorrow
View of a city scene from a high floor. All is greyscale except windows of buildings, which feature brightly coloured gradients.A city scene from a high floor: two churches and a parking lot are in the foreground, with high rises in the background. The colours are realistic, mostly dull shades of brown and grey.A view out a second floor window in a historic residential neighbourhood. The colours are bright and summery. Some construction cranes can be seen in the distance, behind trees, a car, and a house.
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 09/02/2025
Every year I do a drawing based on the Super Bowl match-up. Here are the previous ones
A big jumble of two-letter monograms with SF and KC highlighted in the middleA curvy yellow line outlining a red zone and a feathered silver line outlining a midnight green zoneAn orange tiger is stunned by blue and yellow spirals in its eyes and in the background
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 09/02/2025
Super Bowl LIX
Two circles, one with a 'KC' monogram and one with an eagle's wing, in the style of the Ishihara test for colour blindness, which involves a pattern of red/orange circles among green circles, or vice versa
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 26/01/2025
AFC Championship @ Kansas City
An Imagined Buffalo Bills logo in the style of the Dallas Texans: a happy blue bison runs toward the viewer. He has the word 'Bills' written in script on his side and the silhouette of the state of New York is in red behind him
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 19/01/2025
Divisional Round vs Ravens
An imagined Buffalo Bills logo in the style of the Baltimore Ravens' alternate logo: a blue bison faces forward with stark shadows across its face; the logo is surrounded by a red outline
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 13/01/2025
Oscar Wilde was born for the 140 character format
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 12/01/2025
Wild Card vs Broncos
An imagined Buffalo Bills logo in the style of the Denver Broncos: a white bison with red horns and eyes, shown in profile
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 07/01/2025
Leafs/Flyers crossover
An imagined Toronto Maple Leafs logo in the style of the Philadelphia Flyers: a Blue 'T' trailing maple leaf shapes with a silver puck
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 06/01/2025
Week 18 @ Patriots
An imagined Buffalo Bills logo inspired by Pat Patriot: a blue bison stands facing head on over a red football
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 04/01/2025
Just like my ongoing Bills series, I did a run of Toronto Maple Leafs logos based on their opponents' a couple years ago. Here's one for Boston, based on Toronto's street grid rather than Boston's hub
A blue letter 'T' in the middle of a blue and silver grid
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 29/12/2024
Week 17 vs Jets
An imagined Buffalo Bills logo in the style of the New York Jets: the word 'Bills' in red, with a streak extending along the top from a charging bison
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 26/12/2024
Bootleg Nancy comic strip I drew a while back
Nancy meets Sluggo coming out of a tattoo shop and asks, "Hey Sluggo, new ink?" Sluggo responds, "Dis tattoo shows off my poysonality!" and shows her a tattoo of a bulldog on his back. Nancy thinks for a moment, then goes to get a tattoo on her own back, with the text, "THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK"
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 24/12/2024
Think of how many bananas you could buy!
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 24/12/2024
When my family did this years ago I brought 40lbs of bananas and we haven't done it again since
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 22/12/2024
Week 16 vs Patriots
An imagined Bills logo in the style of the Patriots: a blue bison head charging with a red streak behind it
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 18/12/2024
The last two places I lived, I drew the view out the window. I've got to do it again for my current apartment soon
The view from my bedroom window at my parents house: there's lots of greenery and a residential streetscape with construction cranes in the backgroundThe view from the window of my old apartment: two churches are across the street and there are many high rises in the background
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josephwinters.com @josephwinters.com · 16/12/2024
A comic inspired by walking home through downtown Toronto late at night
A four panel comic where the panels combine to form an image of a skeleton driving a streetcar. The caption is as follows: Late at night:/ streetcars/ make sounds like/ GHOSTS
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