Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Walked into Kroger and “Rain On Me” was playing. I was hyped. 000
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026The Staples baddie got me wanting to go shop at Staples. Wish I had the money. I didn’t know they did art prints. Miss Oblivion is a diva! 💅 010
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Minty Fresh’s runway was absolutely stunning! #ukvstheworld 000
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Going into my top five favorite songs of the year: Crème Brulée - David Archuleta THE ONE. - Kesha House Tour - Sabrina Carpenter The Subway - Chappell Roan 010
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 14/12/2025I had some coffee that is not agreeing with my body. 000
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I would say good morning, but we’re heading into the evening now. 000
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Actually, I still have a crush on him, but my brain has decided to be realistic and claim it for what it is and all it ever will be. A crush. 000
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Everyone was hating this album and I was living. 000
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Not to bring the mood down, but I kind of hate eating. I had two meals and two snacks today and I feel really fat. Kind of hate the fact that I went from someone who didn’t know how to put the fork down to someone who doesn’t want to pick the fork up. 000
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 14/11/2025My body when my vertigo is acting up and I sit down too fast:media.tenor.coma cartoon drawing of a face with the word steak written on itALT: a cartoon drawing of a face with the word steak written on it 010
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 10/11/2025I’m feeling the urge to lie down in a ditch and pretend I’m hiding from a tornado. Oooh, you can’t see me. 000
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Imma have to get a brace for my ankle….. I’m getting old. 000
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 07/11/2025People talk about having conversations with your family to help them to grow and better understand marginalized communities. Problem is my parents seem to think I’m incompetent and do not give a rat’s a$$ what I think. 000
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Not to sound too woke, but people referring to themselves or others as their dog’s master is so weird to me. Why do y’all so desperately need to feel superior to other beings? 000
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 02/11/2025If Eve came from Adam’s rib, does that mean she used to be a man and is technically transgender? 000
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Good morning! Play “Underneath the Tree” by Kelly Clarkson today! 000
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 31/10/2025If this song started playing I would never know. 010
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Haven’t seen him in almost two weeks. My bosom heaves under the weight of his absence. 000
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 22/10/2025I would say good morning, but it certainly isn’t one. So morning. 000
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Currently obsessed with “Call Me Maybe.” It’s 2012 all over again. 000
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 12/09/2025media.tenor.coma woman is sitting on a bed with her hands on her face and the words `` pretends to be shocked '' above her .ALT: a woman is sitting on a bed with her hands on her face and the words `` pretends to be shocked '' above her . 010
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I have a crush on a door dasher who picks up from the store I work at. Idek his name. Embarrassing. 000
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I know this article did not just say “enter your email to continue reading this free article.” It’s not free if I have to exchange something in order to read it. 000
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 01/08/2025So I had cheesecake when I wasn’t supposed to. Get tf outta my face, Uni. 010
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 07/07/2025It’s so funny to see people ragging on old films for their special effects as if modern CGI doesn’t look like shit. 000
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 28/06/2025The blatant racism against Zohran Mamdani is so stupid. If you’re a white person that says all white people are not responsible for slavery, then you should be able to understand that all Muslims are not responsible for 9/11. 000
Reposted by Joseph TurmanGrantifa Grace Helperson @catladyprincess.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Happy Juneteenth! 8047851169
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Thunderstorm moving in. The clouds are gorgeous. 000
Joseph Turman @josephturman.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Please do not drive into flood waters! Once your engine floods, your vehicle is gone. If the water is moving, it can take as little as a foot to carry the vehicle and you away. 000
