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Reposted by Joseph Holt

SFWP @sfwp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

With praise from Mary Grimm - author of STEALING TIME - GOLDEN HEART PARADE by @josephholt.bsky.social is for those who love to root for the misfits and underdogs. Get GOLDEN HEART PARADE right here: buff.ly/OxPoOI9

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Joseph Holt @josephholt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Chat box : is it bad to put a banana peel in the garbage disposal and if yes oh great now what do i do

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Joseph Holt @josephholt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I ate lunch at IKEA and I feel good physically if not spiritually.

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Joseph Holt @josephholt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I think I just saw a porcupine in my yard, and I needed to tell someone about it so I chose you.

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Joseph Holt @josephholt.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I believe there’s a market niche for plum-flavored cola.

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Joseph Holt @josephholt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

One idea of heaven is a reunion with all my old t-shirts, and they don’t have holes or pit stains, and they fit me in my current size, and there’s enough pizza and pop for all of us.

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Joseph Holt @josephholt.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

The world is so weird lately that I have to wonder if all us libs and literate people will be back on Twitter someday, and it will be called Twitter again, and I’ll be back to having 75 followers but none will be bots, and also my old t-shirts will return but without any pit stains.

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Joseph Holt @josephholt.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

How old and out of touch am I? me to an undergrad: “Hey, cool shirt! I love the Grateful Dead! Man, I was listening to this one show from …” the undergrad, walking away: “Yeah, I just like skeletons.”

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Joseph Holt @josephholt.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I don’t know how to use the broiler. I always thought that was storage. I can’t be alone in feeling this way.

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SFWP @sfwp.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Curl up underneath those blankets this weekend while reading GOLDEN HEART PARADE by @josephholt.bsky.social on #Kindle! buff.ly/N1c2ZnT @susanschulman.bsky.social

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Joseph Holt @josephholt.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

I’m thrilled to share that I’m wearing new pants today! Thank you to everyone who made this possible. 💖💗💖

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Joseph Holt @josephholt.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

First week of the semester and I spilled coffee in my office three damn times.

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Joseph Holt @josephholt.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Enough with all these Beatles movies. When do we get our Monkees biopic?

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Joseph Holt @josephholt.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

I think $29 is too much to pay for a hardcover novel. But at least when I pay that much, I’m sure to read the dang thing rather than let it molder on the TBR pile. #amreading #writingcommunity #books

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Joseph Holt @josephholt.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

I’m going to stop buying shirts from the bands I love (which never fit), and instead find some nice-fitting secondhand shirts and just start liking those bands. #shirt #shirts

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Joseph Holt @josephholt.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

What’s your oldest t-shirt, and why have you kept it? This bad boy is circa 2007, and it’s worn down so much that it’s too comfortable to give up and any secondhand place would throw it out anyway. #shirt #fashion #vintage #clothing #southdakota #pitstains

Ratty old t-shirt with Mount Rushmore on it. It says, “South Dakota, don’t take it for granite.” That’s a funny joke.

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Joseph Holt @josephholt.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

The world might not believe this, but I’m once again dissatisfied with the sizing of a shirt I bought online. #shirt

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Joseph Holt @josephholt.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

A little advice: when reading a novel, set your phone across the room. (Case in point: I was reading thirty minutes ago, but now I’m embarrassingly caught up on word games and sports scores.)

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Joseph Holt @josephholt.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

I dreamed last night that there were more tuna packets in the pantry than there really are, and I consider myself a “creative person.” #writingcommunity

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SFWP @sfwp.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Have a long flight ahead of you? Make sure to have GOLDEN HEART PARADE by Joseph Holt ready to read on your #kindle! buff.ly/4fEOmp2

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Joseph Holt @josephholt.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Let’s all promise not to beg people to subscribe to our substacks

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