josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 15/08/2026It's back to school time! That means it's time for a reminder about how to be safe when posting photos of your kids on the first day of school. #PSA #backtoschool 0257
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 11/02/2026By Redfin's fairly broad definition in the official rules, I believe that I would be considered a "Professional Geo-Location Analyst" and therefore not eligible to participate - or help others! 170
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 27/01/2026Just fyi, if you buy Chad nuggets, he frequently sends a thank you video in return. He just recorded this one for our buddy James who likes to make sure your boy Chad doesn’t go hungry. 1180
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 24/12/2025I promised Chad he could post this for my Patreon members 🙄 1140
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 04/12/2025My YouTube Year in Review is convinced I’m a world traveler because I’m watch a lot of city walkthroughs, travel vlogs, etc. More often than not, I’m trying to learn to pronounce a city name or trying to verify what a location oooks like 😝 I felt that this award seemed appropriate, though! 4170
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 01/12/2025LAST DAY! Today, Cyber Monday, is your last chance to get josemonkey x Lettering by Karen collab shirts, pint glasses, mugs, stickers, etc. Everything in the Lettering by Karen Collection is 15% off - no code needed! josemonkey.com/store 181
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 31/10/2025Is it just me, or does Strands sound as if it’s being a bit insincere - sarcastic even? - with its opening remarks? 😅 “Fine, play another game. See if I care. Would it kill you to call your mother once in a while?” 3130
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 26/09/2025In an upcoming video, and I talk about Lowe's and Home Depot being competitors. I was playing around w/different silly visuals to put on-screen for that part, and I got the crazy idea to make a Clash Royale style battle screen. I decided not to use it for the video, but here it is 😝 2100
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 18/09/2025New #behindthescenes video is available for paid members on Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/behind... 150
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 08/09/2025Guess who’s verified on TikTok? Not me! 😫 I have requested verification eight (!) times over the last couple years, and I’ve seen the rejection message every time. So I decided to make it into a t-shirt 🤷♂️ 8331
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 27/08/2025My YouTube channel reached 27k subscribers recently, so that was kinda cool 😊 Idk if that channel will ever be as big as my TikTok, but I’m still glad people enjoying watching there, too. 2191
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 19/08/2025I cannot even fathom how they could miss the mark this badly. Do I look like a good person to sell people a hair curler? 6240
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 01/08/2025ICYMI: My friend Karen (aka, Lettering by Karen) made a fancy new find me sign and asked me to find her again... so I did! 290
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 06/07/2025This is getting really annoying. Again?! TikTok’s robots are the DUMBEST 2140
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 04/07/2025Want to pick up some josemonkey shirts, mugs, or pint glasses at a discount? Use the code FIREWORKS from now until July 8 to get 15% off in my store. josemonkey.com/store 040
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 03/07/2025I'd love to get this one, but sadly the smallest size available is XL 😕 But honestly, that's pretty on-brand for Porkins. RIP, you absolute legend. www.kohls.com/product/prd-... 180
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 02/07/2025Once again, my appeal for the incorrectly flagged content was approved, but with this bullshit message that indicates that maybe the content is still somehow restricted to certain groups? 🤷♂️ So stupid. Hardly matters now - this video is dead in the water thanks to this. 040
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 01/07/2025Ugh. TikTok’s broke-ass algorithm is suppressing my video again today. The robots have imagined use of adult substances in my video 🤦♂️ Great job, robots. 3100
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 22/06/2025I refuse to believe this wasn’t intentional. Strands #476 “Fragrant abuse” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵 190
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 10/06/2025Lots of people don't watch all the way until the end of my videos, and that means they're missing out on the occasional "post-credits scene" 😝 How many of you caught me and Chad on-screen together in yesterday's video? 6170
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 04/06/2025My next "Find josemonkey" #geolocation challenge will be available in a few days on TikTok and YouTube, but paid members on my Patreon get early access starting now! www.patreon.com/posts/early-... #OSINT 180
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 03/06/2025Me: posts a new video featuring a person who has no hair The comments: 370
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 29/05/2025Someone asked me if i knew anything about some sort of easter eggs in Google Street View related to hidden water melons. I had never heard of this, so I tried searching "google maps watermelon." The AI answer doth protest too much, methinks 😂 I didn't even mention the phrase "easter egg," Google! 020
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 18/05/2025If the quickness of the spread of the phrase "to crash out" has taught me anything, it's that Gretchen Wieners was just born at the wrong time. If she were in high school now, she TOTALLY could make "fetch" happen. 3260
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 26/04/2025Ok, appeal approved - but once again it gives this bullshit message about how it’s still restricted somehow (for nonexistent substance content). Also, I’ll never get those first couple hours back, so it won’t do well on the fyp. So stupid. 170
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 26/04/2025I am getting really effing tired of this crap, TikTok. My latest video is incorrectly flagged as containing substance use. AGAIN. 4130
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 17/04/2025Once again, Google Earth Studio is hosing up my workflow. My 10 sec clip has been stuck in the cloud render queue for nearly 4.5 hours. This clip will take under 60 sec to render! If I had the option to render locally, I'd gladly take it. It could hardly be slower, even on my under-powered Mac Mini! 290
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 14/04/2025And they approved my appeal, but it comes with this bullshit message that indicates it will still be suppressed in some way 140
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 14/04/2025WTF TikTok? My latest video is being suppressed again for alleged mentions of adult “substances” - which is totally untrue. I’m beginning to think you’re not allowed to mention Gillingham 🤪 because the last video that did also got falsely flagged 😡 250
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 01/04/2025WTF Google Earth Studio?! I have already adjusted my workflow to build in extra time, assuming that my renders (which take under a minute) will sit in the queue for an unreasonably long period, but this is getting ridiculous. 260
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 26/03/2025(I’m glad I had the infrared thermometer, because I wasn’t about to use my Thermopen! 🤢) 150
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 26/03/2025So I grabbed my laser-equipped infrared thermometer and shot a couple piles until I found the one that was notably warmer 😝 150
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 26/03/2025I need to take my dog, Chopper, to the vet for a checkup this morning, and they want a stool sample. (Just bail out now if you can’t handle brief mentions of 💩) 4120
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 19/03/2025I appealed and, fortunately, they fixed it. Sort of. Now it is “available to audiences who may be comfortable with mild depictions of Substances.” Still wrong. Total bullshit. Lost hours of availability already. Ugh 😣 181
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 13/03/2025By now, most people have seen the video revealing that I was in Hartford, CT for my last #geolocation challenge. To celebrate all of the great participation and fan-made reply videos, you can use the code HARTFORD to get 15% off everything in my store until March 23 josemonkey.creator-spring.com 0190
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 25/02/2025I swear, the YouTube AI-generated comment suggestions creep me out. Here's an example of one from today's video. The suggested reply to a viewer's comment about tools clearly demonstrates that both the content of their comment and my video were considered in trying to predict a reasonable reply. 1131
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 23/02/2025...vs some more recent renders - including one that took almost an hour! 120
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 23/02/2025All of my renders are roughly the same content - 10 second clips - with the only real variation being the level of detail of the Google 3D model in that area, which can of course cause the renders to take (a little) longer. But here are some render times from a couple months ago - all around 1 min: 110
josemonkey @josemonkey.com · 21/02/2025Some days, I feel like “Things you would find at a yard sale” works as a near catch-all category in Connections. Alternatively, “Items I have in my inventory in the adventure game I am stuck in” works, too. 3180